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talk about dodging a bullet!

submitted by con77 to Niggers 2 monthsMar 18, 2025 20:48:09 ago (+29/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/g6am15.mp4

so called best friends reaction. priceless.


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[ - ] con77 [op] 9 points 2 monthsMar 18, 2025 20:51:54 ago (+9/-0)

of course she named it prince

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 2 monthsMar 18, 2025 22:34:02 ago (+3/-0)

Yea,but it'll grow-up being called a "dawg"!

[ - ] JudyStroyer 4 points 2 monthsMar 19, 2025 00:39:00 ago (+4/-0)

And nigger

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 2 monthsMar 19, 2025 02:43:57 ago (+2/-0)

And never know it's Kang!

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 3 points 2 monthsMar 19, 2025 06:12:35 ago (+3/-0)

Cops will know him as that, too. Well, kinda. It’ll be “prints”.

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 2 points 2 monthsMar 19, 2025 06:40:51 ago (+2/-0)

Reminds me of that Animaniacs joke about finger prince.

[ - ] CaptainMongo 7 points 2 monthsMar 18, 2025 21:10:27 ago (+7/-0)

What A Twist!!! Said M. Night Shyamalan...

Princely Tales From The Hood Indeed

[ - ] x0x7 6 points 2 monthsMar 19, 2025 00:21:10 ago (+6/-0)

Well we've narrowed it down to 8. We're 20% there.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 2 monthsMar 19, 2025 00:45:30 ago (+2/-0)

Lmao, and you sir, and you, and you also not the father

[ - ] BloodyComet 1 point 2 monthsMar 19, 2025 11:27:34 ago (+1/-0)

"Lol", said the guy who processes the DNA test results, "lmao", he continued.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 6 points 2 monthsMar 18, 2025 21:22:32 ago (+6/-0)

Saw that coming from a mile away.

[ - ] observation1 2 points 2 monthsMar 18, 2025 23:37:45 ago (+2/-0)

Ya

[ - ] Spaceman84 5 points 2 monthsMar 18, 2025 21:13:35 ago (+5/-0)

Mr Pace was quite an articulate nigger until he said “Me and him”

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 2 monthsMar 19, 2025 01:06:44 ago (+3/-0)

"he and I"

Unfortunately it's not just niggers who can't master their own primary communication protocols.

Also, whoever said all your comments are negative is mistaken. You just value accuracy and correctness.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 4 points 2 monthsMar 18, 2025 23:43:49 ago (+4/-0)

Not being born a nigger is the ultimate bullet dodge.

[ - ] Hobama 3 points 2 monthsMar 19, 2025 01:05:13 ago (+3/-0)

No matter how bad things might get, just remember that you are not a nigger, and that it coughs be so much worse.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 1 point 2 monthsMar 19, 2025 10:38:50 ago (+1/-0)

Those guys missed both bullets. Holy Cow.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2 monthsMar 19, 2025 04:37:13 ago (+1/-0)

What a skanky ho. Negras just can't control that fire between their legs and have to have that hole being pounded constantly.

[ - ] BloodyComet 1 point 2 monthsMar 19, 2025 11:28:55 ago (+1/-0)

This isn't limited to sheboons, although they are the most promiscuous subgroup of women on earth.

I saw some disturbing stats that indicate all women go for the "top men"... but "top men" won't commit to mid women. So, all these women are fucking the same dudes. This is why dating is so difficult now.

[ - ] AttilaHitler 1 point 2 monthsMar 19, 2025 02:27:41 ago (+1/-0)

NIGGERS

[ - ] hylo 1 point 2 monthsMar 19, 2025 02:04:26 ago (+1/-0)

Who fucking cares.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 2 monthsMar 19, 2025 13:06:42 ago (+0/-0)

I don't argue with women. I used to, because it can actually be fun but women thrive on it so now I just don't argue.

They probably think I'm passive and a pushover but then I pull the rug out from underneath them and they're homeless.

You won't believe the shit women expect after serious fights- they think things will just go back to normal and you'll be good friends like the cucked eunuch exes in romantic comedies. Some women even think you'll continue supporting them until they get on their feet when you are not legally forced to do so. They really believe that shit. They lieve in a different reality.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 0 points 2 monthsMar 19, 2025 11:45:03 ago (+0/-0)

Reminder that niggers are not human and as such have no rights.

And females of all species, are still females.