I am a believer in this, hate the little yappers. I’ve always had a dog that was over 50 pounds, above 100 is crazy strong territory, it’s a horse at that point. Anyway my wife doesn’t think that way, she wanted a little yapper. I warned her that little shit is going to shit everywhere. I gave in because I love her. That little shit shat everywhere. But guess what, when that little turd buster is sleeping on my lap I feel good. They are called lap dogs for a reason. I still have my 70 pound German shepherd, she and the little yapper get along.
Let’s talk about volleyball girls, I was bored one day and went to a college volleyball tournament. Strange but there I was. Looking at the most magnificent women I have ever seen. They were young college girls, but were the best example of their sport. I hope their fathers were out there keeping an eye on their daughters, they were absolutely beautiful.
Remember every single person elected to Congress comeback totally rich. If the tax records for the congressional members were released and compared to when they began in Congress and when they left. The public would be outraged! Nancy never left.
Never ever give your dog table scraps. I picked up a stray. Brought him home, wonderful dog. I worked for long stretches of time. Came home and found my dog was getting fat. I couldn’t figure out why? I had a regimented measure of food he was allowed to eat. Yet he was fat as fuck! Asked my wife are you feeding him a half a cup in the morning and half a cup in the evening. She said yes, of course. Then I discovered she was dropping food and letting Lucky gobble it up. I asked her why? She said it was going into the garbage and he likes it so much. He died of cancer at 7 years. Died in my arms. My wife doesn’t give Daisy table scraps.
I’m going to bet it’s a dirty bomb, probably going to kill a lot of New Yorkers or some other major city, they were probably going to die anyway after they lined up for the suicide shot. But the main stream media is gonna stir up us normies and make us outraged and invade another country like last time.
That was a reckless comment, but AI hasn’t reached the level where they can put me in jail. It’s coming, but not just yet. (Unless you live in the UK.)
I’m your worst nightmare, I will beat the fuck out of stabby mcstabberson, or pretend I did and runaway screaming while my wife kicks your ass. She is the best!
Im not naming them anymore. Some chicken wire and two bricks can fix any problem. Nevermind my car problem late at night over the tallest bridge. I’ll drive off in a few minutes.
Naming the Jew is very very dangerous. They own everything. Probably the house you make payments on. Don’t borrow money, ever! It’s probably Jew money.
I’m so scared that Israel forces are snatching young children and are taking them back to Israel. I’ve got no proof but Jesus Christ, this has been going on forever!
I love tipping, if you come to me and ask me what I like and I ask you what’s good on the menu and you tell me nicely what your boss told you to push today. I ignore that and order what I like because what I like wasn’t on special. You’re getting a tip. I want you to know, I get it. I didn’t go out to a restaurant hoping my $20 burger with fries wasn’t going to cost me $25. That’s how the game works. They under pay you, I don’t order the special, but I tip you anyway, the government taxes you for it. I should just make my own hamburger and fries. Oh?
Me and god were chatting the other day, when god said let’s make trump president again. Then I laughed, that will really mess with the normies. This is gonna be fun!
No, I don’t want to dox myself. But if we were sitting in a bar, having a drink I could regale you with stories, hopefully yours are better, but the exchange would be fun
You’re already seeing it here on places like Voat. AI has been unleashed and it’s out here to hide the truth. It’s on your computer and your device. Pay attention to how often spell check changes your message. AI is everywhere in the digital world and it’s smarter than you.
I’ve had and experienced worse, this was just good funny. If your passengers ain’t crying, they are dying. Don’t kill them. Don’t let them die. That’s your job as a crewman.
Portmanure 2 points 4 months ago
I am a believer in this, hate the little yappers. I’ve always had a dog that was over 50 pounds, above 100 is crazy strong territory, it’s a horse at that point. Anyway my wife doesn’t think that way, she wanted a little yapper. I warned her that little shit is going to shit everywhere. I gave in because I love her. That little shit shat everywhere. But guess what, when that little turd buster is sleeping on my lap I feel good. They are called lap dogs for a reason. I still have my 70 pound German shepherd, she and the little yapper get along.
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Portmanure 2 points 4 months ago
Let’s talk about volleyball girls, I was bored one day and went to a college volleyball tournament. Strange but there I was. Looking at the most magnificent women I have ever seen. They were young college girls, but were the best example of their sport. I hope their fathers were out there keeping an eye on their daughters, they were absolutely beautiful.
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Portmanure 0 points 4 months ago
Yeah I used to believe that. Your dogs probably died sooner than you expected and you just replaced them. I loved my dogs. They are missed.
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Portmanure 4 points 4 months ago
Remember every single person elected to Congress comeback totally rich. If the tax records for the congressional members were released and compared to when they began in Congress and when they left. The public would be outraged! Nancy never left.
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Portmanure 2 points 4 months ago
Never ever give your dog table scraps. I picked up a stray. Brought him home, wonderful dog. I worked for long stretches of time. Came home and found my dog was getting fat. I couldn’t figure out why? I had a regimented measure of food he was allowed to eat. Yet he was fat as fuck! Asked my wife are you feeding him a half a cup in the morning and half a cup in the evening. She said yes, of course. Then I discovered she was dropping food and letting Lucky gobble it up. I asked her why? She said it was going into the garbage and he likes it so much. He died of cancer at 7 years. Died in my arms. My wife doesn’t give Daisy table scraps.
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Portmanure 0 points 4 months ago
You poor bastard, I can say more awful things for laughs, but are you ok? I am so glad for my 2nd amendment, they know how I will respond.
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Portmanure 1 point 4 months ago*
I’m going to bet it’s a dirty bomb, probably going to kill a lot of New Yorkers or some other major city, they were probably going to die anyway after they lined up for the suicide shot. But the main stream media is gonna stir up us normies and make us outraged and invade another country like last time.
Edit: spelling and grammar malfunctions
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Portmanure 0 points 4 months ago
That was a reckless comment, but AI hasn’t reached the level where they can put me in jail. It’s coming, but not just yet. (Unless you live in the UK.)
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Portmanure 2 points 4 months ago
I hope my son sees this and upgrades. I want my 2080 back that he stole from my pc. Love the little guy but if I upgrade he will take that one too.
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Portmanure 0 points 4 months ago
I’m your worst nightmare, I will beat the fuck out of stabby mcstabberson, or pretend I did and runaway screaming while my wife kicks your ass. She is the best!
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Portmanure 0 points 4 months ago
Im not naming them anymore. Some chicken wire and two bricks can fix any problem. Nevermind my car problem late at night over the tallest bridge. I’ll drive off in a few minutes.
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Portmanure 0 points 4 months ago
Naming the Jew is very very dangerous. They own everything. Probably the house you make payments on. Don’t borrow money, ever! It’s probably Jew money.
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Portmanure 1 point 4 months ago
I’m so scared that Israel forces are snatching young children and are taking them back to Israel. I’ve got no proof but Jesus Christ, this has been going on forever!
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Portmanure 2 points 4 months ago
Tell me about the part where convicted and proven child molesters fled to Israel and to this day still remain. Let’s talk about that first.
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Portmanure 1 point 4 months ago
What kind of man walking on Dandenong Road in St Kilda East gets stabbed and doesn’t beat the fuck out of stabby mcstabberson?
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Portmanure 0 points 4 months ago
I love tipping, if you come to me and ask me what I like and I ask you what’s good on the menu and you tell me nicely what your boss told you to push today. I ignore that and order what I like because what I like wasn’t on special. You’re getting a tip. I want you to know, I get it. I didn’t go out to a restaurant hoping my $20 burger with fries wasn’t going to cost me $25. That’s how the game works. They under pay you, I don’t order the special, but I tip you anyway, the government taxes you for it. I should just make my own hamburger and fries. Oh?
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Portmanure 0 points 4 months ago
That’s a really shitty thing to say, are you saying this as the raper or the rapee?
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Portmanure 2 points 4 months ago
I just like to see the nonsense replies just to see this picture pop up again. Call me sexist.
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Portmanure 3 points 4 months ago
Me and god were chatting the other day, when god said let’s make trump president again. Then I laughed, that will really mess with the normies. This is gonna be fun!
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Portmanure 0 points 4 months ago
No, I don’t want to dox myself. But if we were sitting in a bar, having a drink I could regale you with stories, hopefully yours are better, but the exchange would be fun
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Portmanure 3 points 4 months ago
I’m invincible! Was how I behaved the first 30 years of riding motorcycles, reality is not forgiving. FAFO happened.
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Portmanure 1 point 4 months ago
You’re already seeing it here on places like Voat. AI has been unleashed and it’s out here to hide the truth. It’s on your computer and your device. Pay attention to how often spell check changes your message. AI is everywhere in the digital world and it’s smarter than you.
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Portmanure 1 point 4 months ago
Is this real? Stupid is as stupid does is not just a movie catch phrase.
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Portmanure 1 point 4 months ago
I’ve had and experienced worse, this was just good funny. If your passengers ain’t crying, they are dying. Don’t kill them. Don’t let them die. That’s your job as a crewman.
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Portmanure 1 point 4 months ago
That is so bad for your dog, but funny as all hell. That burrito disappeared faster than the time it took to drop it.
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