Peruvian witch tries to stop a landslide with magic. Makes herself disappear. - Upgoat

Peruvian witch tries to stop a landslide with magic. Makes herself disappear.
submitted by allAheadFull to WatchPeopleDie 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 17:05:28 ago (+54/-2) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/5ztpad.mp4

[ - ] beece 17 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 17:38:37 ago (+17/-0)

Love the play by play.

[ - ] BulletStopper 8 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 22:46:11 ago (+8/-0)*

Her lack of genuine faith was her undoing. If only her will had been a little stronger when she found herself tested.

Missed it by just >| |< much

Literally the funniest thing I've seen all week. Thanks OP for getting 2024 off to a great start.

[ + ] PygmyGoat

[ - ] PygmyGoat 2 points 3 monthsJan 6, 2024 06:16:11 ago (+2/-0)

“Truly I tell you, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there,’ and it will move.”

Looks like she had about 200 tons of faith in that vid.

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 3 monthsJan 6, 2024 10:53:08 ago (+1/-0)

LESS than a mustard's seed as far as I could see. Because if the following is the word of God, and must be true:
“Truly I tell you, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there,’ and it will move.”

Then the opposite must ALSO be true, having faith as small as a mustard seed, she should have been able to say to the mountain,
"STOP moving from here to there", and it would NOT move.

[ + ] PygmyGoat

[ - ] PygmyGoat 2 points 3 monthsJan 6, 2024 11:14:01 ago (+2/-0)

I guess I did a fly-by. My poorly attempted response was that she had so much faith that she was rewarded with 200 tons of moving mountain.

[ - ] puppy528 12 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 19:33:58 ago (+12/-0)

She died because he didn't believe hard enough. She was what the locals call a Pfizer witch.

[ - ] Sector2 11 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 17:22:25 ago (+11/-0)

Dust to dust.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 14 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 17:44:05 ago (+14/-0)

Mud to mud.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 10 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 17:52:34 ago (+10/-0)

She gave her all and then went THUD!

[ - ] GeorgeBailey 9 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 18:27:05 ago (+9/-0)

I really hope that audio is real. Give that man the $10,000

[ + ] observation1

[ - ] observation1 5 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 21:20:21 ago (+5/-0)

Its not. Hes that liberal twitter cunt that does voiceovers. In this case, guest voiceover

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 4 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 23:09:53 ago (+4/-0)

Yep, saw the original clip a week or two ago sans the retards make believe dramatism.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 8 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 17:45:33 ago (+8/-0)

She sure showed the patriarchy who's the boss.

[ + ] allAheadFull

[ - ] allAheadFull [op] 7 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 17:46:56 ago (+7/-0)

Every time I hear "witch" now I just think lesbo.

[ + ] Dingo

[ - ] Dingo 8 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 18:18:42 ago (+8/-0)

Funny thing though ... the "pointy hat" and "big nose" were characteristics of cannibal women during the middle ages in Germania. The Hansel and Gretal tale is about one of them and a warning for children to stay on alert.

[ + ] AryanPrime

[ - ] AryanPrime 10 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 19:40:11 ago (+10/-0)

"cannibal women"

the original had stars of remphan all over her house, it's not "cannibal women" it's "kikes who are cannibals" that the story is about

most mythology about evil involving humans around the world attaches to kikes, look into the "tengu" from japanese lore

[ + ] Dingo

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 19:55:45 ago (+1/-0)

They wore circular bands on their cloaks, not star of david, but otherwise yep.

[ + ] DoughGoy

[ - ] DoughGoy 3 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 20:24:11 ago (+3/-0)

I think one of the old drawings in one of the Hansel and Gretel books showed stars of remphan on the witch's house. I seem to remember seeing that.

[ + ] Dingo

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 20:27:10 ago (+0/-0)

I know of this image. I wasn't able to verify if it was from the Grimm Brothers books or when it was made. In the middle ages they wore the bands though. You can see an example here from the 1400s.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6QkGYAgVIt4

Go to 8min mark.

[ + ] Thatguy

[ - ] Thatguy 0 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 20:30:05 ago (+0/-0)

Stop doing drugs! You have lost perspective.

[ - ] Dingo 6 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 18:16:21 ago (+6/-0)

Don't worry guys, she knows magic. She'll be OK.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus 6 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 19:14:58 ago (+6/-0)

She fucked up when she tried it without her two sisters.

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 6 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 21:40:42 ago (+6/-0)

What makes you so sure she wasn’t summoning the landslide and was actually legit; just really really hated life?

[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 3 monthsJan 6, 2024 05:18:06 ago (+2/-0)

If she knew “Black Girl Magic” she would have lived to shit out another niglet and collect another welfare check.

[ - ] NoRefunds 5 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 19:20:09 ago (+5/-0)

Looks like she lost that wizard duel

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 3 points 3 monthsJan 6, 2024 00:13:29 ago (+3/-0)

This is what happens when women grow up without fathers.

[ - ] Ifuckdolphinseverday 3 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 23:28:06 ago (+3/-0)

That voice over is fucking hilarious. Thanks for the pick me up.

[ - ] mikenigger 3 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 23:15:45 ago (+3/-0)

wahmen: you interrupted her!

[ - ] I_am_baal 3 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 20:48:02 ago (+3/-0)

She really didn't have to stand right there to do whatever it was she was doing, but I approve of reducing retarded genes in the gene pool.

[ - ] Garbalon 1 point 3 monthsJan 6, 2024 21:18:32 ago (+1/-0)

Well, at least she didn't do anything to fuck White people...

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 22:04:14 ago (+2/-0)

Nothing of value was lost.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 21:08:21 ago (+2/-0)

How do you know she didn't intentionally make the second rock slide happen?

[ + ] Name

[ - ] Name 2 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 21:23:32 ago (+2/-0)

That’s how a vegan would commit suicide by cop.

[ + ] allAheadFull

[ - ] allAheadFull [op] 2 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 21:50:49 ago (+2/-0)

She didn't even have her magic wand with her.

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 19:14:15 ago (+2/-0)

It was magic, all right. The ol' disappearing act.

[ - ] Pasty 2 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 19:09:57 ago (+2/-0)

Suffer not a witch to live.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 3 monthsJan 6, 2024 05:16:31 ago (+1/-0)

That guy should be some sort of life coach for dumb bitches. He really put his heart into this.

[ - ] Portmanure 1 point 3 monthsJan 6, 2024 02:55:56 ago (+1/-0)

Is this real? Stupid is as stupid does is not just a movie catch phrase.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 19:54:42 ago (+1/-0)

rEaL Wahmen moment.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 0 points 3 monthsJan 6, 2024 03:44:14 ago (+1/-1)

You don't have to save anyone's life...

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 23:44:36 ago (+0/-0)

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Peruvian witch tries to stop a landslide with magic. Makes herself disappear.
submitted by allAheadFull to WatchPeopleDie 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 17:05:28 ago (+54/-2) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/5ztpad.mp4