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Sringtime For Hitler And Germany     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 3 hours ago

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Sorry friends for this. It does fit the category but from the most jewish movie ever. Enjoy or cringe as you must. Call me names for it, I deserve them.
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Alice's Restaurant     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 6 hours ago

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Minnesota lawmaker Melissa Hortman killed, State Sen. John Hoffman in grave condition in 'targeted political violence'     (abcnews.go.com)

submitted by Panic to news 6 hours ago

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Which one of you goats pulled this off? All victims were jewish democrats.
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Live near the Pentagon and can't seem to get through to your favorite pizza place? Here's why     (www.ctvnews.ca)

submitted by Panic to news 9 hours ago

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Ghost Chickens In The Sky     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 20 hours ago

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Poisoning Pigeons In The Park     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 1 day ago

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To Leave Something Behind - Sean Rowe     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to music 1 day ago

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Life Is A Rock     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 2 days ago

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If you can listen to this entire song, you're tough.

Nobody can sing along even with the lyrics.
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Alley Oop     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 2 days ago

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Worst music video BUT one of the earliest ones. 1960
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Tennessee Bird Walk     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 2 days ago

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A Boy Named Sue     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 2 days ago

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Sho Jo Ji - The Hungry Raccoon      (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 3 days ago

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Button up Your Overcoat     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 3 days ago

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Helen Kane was the real Betty Boop. Made lots of top songs and was in some cute movies. She never trademarked it, and some jews stole it and made cartoons using the name, voice and her image (cartoonize). When she sued and lost, she just retired into obscurity.

Her signature song was "I Wanna Be Loved by You" in 1928. This song gave here the Boop:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hclK-UKJNgk

I have her on 78rpm singing I Want To Be Bad. Cute one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXPh5TvoTAc
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DOJ employee spiked pregnant girlfriend’s drink with to induce abortion without her knowledge, cops say     (lawandcrime.com)

submitted by Panic to whatever 3 days ago

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Does nobody edit news article headlines any more? The word WITH ruins a sentence.
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Hellacious Acres     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 3 days ago

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Swamp Witch     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 3 days ago

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Amos Moses     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 3 days ago

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The Word's Fastest Indian movie is great!     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to movies 3 days ago

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Wifey and I watched this movie tonight and it was pretty much the best movie we've seen this year for us. Well worth watching on Netflix.

Since this is UpGoat, here's a summary of the societal situation:
Zero niggers.
Zero asians, arabs or orientals.
Everybody is white except for a 5 minute meeting with a teepee indian.
One hotel desk person was a crossdresser.

Based on a true story about the man from New Zealand who rebuilt a 1920 Indian Motorcycle into the land speed record holder (A record which may still stand).
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Russia joke     (Jokes)

submitted by Panic to Jokes 4 days ago

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A man in Russia is standing in line to buy a bag of potatoes. He sees a man leaving the store with an empty bag.

He sighs, "Oh no, don't tell me they are out of potatoes!"

The other man replies, "No, they are out of onions. The line for the store out of potatoes is across the street."
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I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 4 days ago

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Chinese Doctor and Lawyer Joke     (chinkJokes)

submitted by Panic to chinkJokes 4 days ago

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A Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."
Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene."
Chinese: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20."

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."
Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth."
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."
Chinese: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20."

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all."
Chinese: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."
Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100!!"
Chinese: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"

You can't beat Chinese Doctors
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Earache My Eye     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 4 days ago

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Framed     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 4 days ago

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Dumb Ways To Die     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 4 days ago

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Green Jelly - Three Little Pigs     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 4 days ago

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