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Chinese Doctor and Lawyer Joke

submitted by Panic to chinkJokes 1 dayJun 10, 2025 10:57:08 ago (+17/-0)     (chinkJokes)

A Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."
Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene."
Chinese: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20."

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."
Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth."
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."
Chinese: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20."

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all."
Chinese: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."
Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100!!"
Chinese: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"

You can't beat Chinese Doctors


5 comments block


[ - ] dulcima 6 points 1 dayJun 10, 2025 11:07:26 ago (+6/-0)

I laughed. I badly needed a laugh.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 1 dayJun 10, 2025 12:29:55 ago (+3/-0)

Chinese lawyer enters clinic: Dohctah, I wrost my abiwrity to dlive cahr!
Chinese doctor stares at him: gives him $100.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 1 dayJun 10, 2025 11:03:25 ago (+2/-0)

Ha, clever.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 1 dayJun 10, 2025 19:20:32 ago (+1/-0)

Confucius say: Man who go through airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.

[ - ] Bonlio99 1 point 1 dayJun 10, 2025 11:44:27 ago (+1/-0)

Nice