Iv been watching videos of people making eggs. - Upgoat

Iv been watching videos of people making eggs.
submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 07:41:51 ago (+11/-7) (whatever)

Why do they not scramble them. Why do so many people like gooey fucking eggs. It’s so gross man. SCRAMBLE THEM YOU ANIMALS. AM I A MINORITY WTF IS GOING ON. WHY DONT YOU GO EAT CUM YOU WEIRD FUCKS.

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[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 10 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 08:01:44 ago (+11/-1)

You are in the minority.

[ - ] registereduser 6 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 07:52:47 ago (+9/-3)

The yolk is for sopping up with biscuits you inbred fuckwit.

That said, Chorizo and eggs is best as @Lost_coast said.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 12:24:35 ago (+5/-0)

chorizo is a disgusting subhuman meat

[ + ] registereduser

[ - ] registereduser -1 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 12:49:24 ago (+0/-1)

Who told you Chorizo means that Jew cock you are sucking?

That is not what Chorizo means.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 12:55:11 ago (+3/-0)

Its beaner slop. found the hidden beaners.

[ + ] CRKT_M16Z

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 2 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 13:59:39 ago (+2/-0)

Seriously. What's wrong with regular ol' Jimmy Dean? I had never heard of chorizo until I had to hang out with the beaners in the Army and I always associated chorizo as just shitty beaner sausage after that.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 14:01:25 ago (+3/-0)

This. Its disgusting low budget shit.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 14:47:24 ago (+1/-1)

"Jimmy Dean" is corporate meat that's designed to benefit the health exploitation system.

[ + ] InYourFaceNancyGrace

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 2 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 09:28:14 ago (+2/-0)

Also works great as steak dressing for steak & eggs. Over medium - runny (but not too runny) yolk, firm whites.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 5 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 10:45:42 ago (+5/-0)

Go eat dried cum you filthy animal.

[ - ] Her0n 5 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 08:07:26 ago (+5/-0)

I poach my eggs. Talk about a pure taste...

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 4 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 07:57:14 ago (+4/-0)

i like them scrambled and sunny side eggs. doesnt matter to me. the end justify the means in this case which is a happy stomach

[ + ] MayhemInChief

[ - ] MayhemInChief 1 point 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 12:45:33 ago (+1/-0)

Hard boiled and deviled eggs too

[ + ] InYourFaceNancyGrace

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 1 point 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 16:35:53 ago (+1/-0)

I can kill a mess of deviled eggs. I'll make myself a couple dozen (we have chickens) just for the fuck of it and have them gone in 2 days minimum. So customizable - but never sweet. Use Miracle Whip or sweet relish (or God forbid both) and you've got a fight if I mistakenly eat one.

Dill, garlic, bacon, red onion, paprika... love the deluxe (fuckin "wypipo don seezun dey fuud"). Gotta have the right mayo/mustard/yoke mix too.

[ + ] GreenSaint

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 20, 2025 19:01:32 ago (+1/-0)

Oh youre extra gay

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 1 point 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 09:29:27 ago (+1/-0)

I'm guessing you're not a soft scramble fan either.

[ + ] GreenSaint

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 20, 2025 19:02:10 ago (+1/-0)

If it’s runny at all it’s undercooked.

[ + ] InYourFaceNancyGrace

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 0 points 2 monthsFeb 21, 2025 08:33:44 ago (+0/-0)

If that sentiment carries over to steak we're gonna have to take your man card.

[ + ] GreenSaint