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Road rage

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 07:12:21 ago (+3/-2)     (whatever)

I had this tiny little road rage incident a minute ago. Some big ass truck started their turn in one lane and ended it in my lane and almost hit me. The funny thing is I wasn’t mad. But I just decided to fuck with them like my brain autopilot did that shit. I’m drinking taking a back seat to cutting them off repeatedly and I’m just hoping they followed me home. They didn’t. Sad face. Man I feel like I need to kill somebody to get this out of my system. I need to exorcise the demons. I think I’m retarded


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[ - ] RomeoCasanova 2 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 07:15:35 ago (+2/-0)

Ask them for dick pics next time.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 07:22:07 ago (+0/-0)

I threw an empty beer can at their truck. The funny thing is I was bored about it while they were tailgating me. Idk. You know what’s awesome though? Lighting old Christmas trees on fire. God it’s so nice. It smells so good. And it goes up in such a fun way. I’m telling you. Next year try it out. They hold water so they pop pop pop. I’m having a blast.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 0 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 09:20:03 ago (+0/-0)

That's the poor man's fireworks, burning up a Christmas tree in the fire pit. It's lovely.

[ - ] WNwoman 0 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 09:13:39 ago (+0/-0)

See any cats?

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 3 monthsFeb 17, 2025 20:18:45 ago (+0/-0)

If I see any cats they’re getting smoked. I want my car to be decorated with cat skeletons. Their skulls all over my grill. I want them to see me and shake with fear.