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Centaurus
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Why did so many jews die at Auschwitz?     (Jokes)

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1 month ago

16 comments

Because the exit doors were coin operated.
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That aged well     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Centaurus to Mildlyinteresting 1 month ago

9 comments

13
Anus_Expander just flew in from Africa, and boy are his arms tired     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Centaurus to NutziHiveKickers 1 month ago

7 comments

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This is what happens when you rush     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Centaurus to Mildlyinteresting 1 month ago

18 comments

21
Guess what night it is... that's right, it's Centaurus' Wednesday Night Awesome Guitar Solo night! You gotta see this sheeeeeit!!!     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Centaurus to whatever 1 month ago

10 comments

6
Oh Lord, I need a drink of cool, cool rain     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Centaurus to videos 1 month ago

9 comments

24
There's trouble in the forest     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Centaurus to videos 1 month ago

21 comments

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If your immune system is shot, should you call a doctor or the police?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Centaurus to AskUpgoat 1 month ago

2 comments

Asking for @HeyJames because I secretly suspect that he is briskinated.
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Four engineers get into a car, but the car won’t start...     (Jokes)

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1 month ago

10 comments

The Mechanical engineer says, "It's a broken starter."

The Electrical engineer says, "It's a dead battery."

The Chemical engineer says, "There must be impurities in the gasoline."

The IT engineer says, "Hey guys, I have an idea. How about we all get out of the car and get back in?"
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Just do it     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Centaurus to whatever 1 month ago

13 comments

2
I wonder how high the bidding will go     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Centaurus to Mildlyinteresting 1 month ago

18 comments

25
Bernoulli's Principle     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Centaurus to videos 1 month ago

7 comments

5
Let me know if I got the audio right on this nigger mashup     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Centaurus to Niggers 1 month ago

4 comments

10
And they called it "puppy love"     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Centaurus to dogs 1 month ago

2 comments

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Every. Single. Company.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Centaurus to Mildlyinteresting 1 month ago

27 comments

15
We all know the Earth rotates, but have you ever seen it?     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Centaurus to videos 1 month ago

28 comments

19
What Companies Does Tyson Own: A Comprehensive List     (archive.ph)

submitted by Centaurus to news 1 month ago

7 comments

43
Only a dog     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Centaurus to dogs 1 month ago

8 comments

21
I accidentally drank from a jar of invisible ink     (Jokes)

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1 month ago

6 comments

I’m currently at the hospital waiting to be seen.
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What they think -vs- Reality     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Centaurus to whatever 1 month ago

3 comments

10
He loves me, he loves me not     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Centaurus to Mildlyinteresting 1 month ago

1 comments

22
A guy walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist...     (Jokes)

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1 month ago

1 comments

"I've gotta know, does Viagra really work?"

The pharmacist replied, "It sure does. In fact, I use it myself."

"Good to know. Can you get it over the counter?"

"Well, yes, if I take two of them."
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Fiendish Feline     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Centaurus to Cats 1 month ago

0 comments

22
Niggers always bring the group down     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Centaurus to Niggers 1 month ago

19 comments

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Girl, post-operation, asks a question     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Centaurus to whatever 1 month ago

16 comments