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I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?
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A joke.
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I am broken when my name is spoken. What am I?
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McDonald's ice cream machine.
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Which color is a pale horse?
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I never could quite decide how should I imagine a pale horse, maybe a bit violet for me.
Here is one example, but what color you imagine should be?
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What do you call a hippies wife?
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Mississippi.
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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?
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A centipede.
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What works better when tired?
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Cars.
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What’s the opposite of a waterfall?
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A firefly.
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What numbers two percent few but recoils when you call them ___?
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What is the least spoken language on Earth?
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Sign language.
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What starts with an “O”, ends in “nions” and sometimes makes people cry?
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Opinions.
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What smells better then it tastes?
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Your nose.
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What word starts with “e”, ends with “e”, and only has one letter in it?
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Envelope.
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Tolkien Riddle
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What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes,
And yet never grows.
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What do you call a color that doesn’t exist?
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A pigment of your imagination.
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Did you hear the one about the Asian guy who told his parents that he's Asexual?
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They were disappointed that he wasn't A+sexual.
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Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach?
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A: The cats keep trying to bury them.
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Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What am I?
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The letter “r”.
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Solve this conundrum and you'll have my thanks: Who's 2%, yet owns all the banks?
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A man dropped his phone from 5 feet in the air above a concrete floor, but it never hit the ground. How come?
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He had it on airplane mode.
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