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If it was a pull-up bar, I would have taken it.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=661692f1bc40e

Okay fine, I'll pay the postage. Happy now?


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=661692f1bc40e

In a few years everyone will be selling antique plastic items.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=661692f1bc40e

Do you have any antique gold coins cluttering up your space? I'll gladly help you out and take them off your hands, as long as you pay the postage. Your welcome in advance.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=661692f1bc40e

Inevitably they want us dead, but ya, in the meantime they are the money gatekeepers. People are waking up, but we all know how fast they can fall asleep again, especially with mRNA running thru their veins and that 5G tower just outside their abode.


/v/news viewpost?postid=661640e49a516

[Here ya go.](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/07/64/b9/0764b94c9ea79f6204277bcd6d9fd3fe.jpg)


/v/news viewpost?postid=661640e49a516

He, in the end, got the shaft.


/v/Zogbots viewpost?postid=6615e9db0a56a

Oh, I just realized what you meant. 😁


/v/ClownWorld viewpost?postid=6615cd724d206

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13272273/runny-yolks-eggs-bird-flu-symptoms.html


/v/ClownWorld viewpost?postid=6615cd724d206

They serve Cream of Sumold Gai.


/v/funny viewpost?postid=66156fbf9a4d2

I think the dish is [i]Cream of Sum Yung Gai[/i].


/v/funny viewpost?postid=66156fbf9a4d2

https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=66156fbf9a4d2&commentid=66159236e5286


/v/funny viewpost?postid=66156fbf9a4d2

The problem with asking a dog is that the dog would probably fuck her.


/v/funny viewpost?postid=66156fbf9a4d2

Don't be silly, only the pharmaceutical companies get deez nuts.


/v/Mildlyinteresting viewpost?postid=6613f2a64cbbb

It's only worse when the tails in the front.


/v/TellUpgoat viewpost?postid=66146b01afe89

PRO-TIP: Don't make trouble where they are selling drugs. You gon get yo ass beat.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=6614150fecdc8

Maybe they are trying to finish off the vaccinated with hypertension.


/v/science viewpost?postid=6613cd1144787

They need to rename it Band AIDS.


/v/random viewpost?postid=660de8191c2d2

They renamed it to Romeo and Julian.


/v/funny viewpost?postid=661316f5e3f60

They should totally modernize it by having the two of them be eaten by Haitian immigrants.

Juliet grabs a dagger as the Haitians approach. Her last words were, “O happy nigger, this is thy sheath,” and then stabs herself. She dies upon Romeo’s body and soon thereafter the Haitians drag them away to the fire-pit.

~[b]The End[/b]~


/v/funny viewpost?postid=661316f5e3f60

Romeo and DIDYOUEVENLOOKATHERBEFORESIGNINGTHECONTRACT?


/v/funny viewpost?postid=661316f5e3f60

Or maybe he's pulling a "Ted Danson and Whoopi Goldberg" thing, using her incredible fame to catapult himself to new heights! I figure it either that or they offered him a lot of money.


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