What's your biggest turn off? - Upgoat

What's your biggest turn off?
submitted by Centaurus to funny 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 12:41:35 ago (+39/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/a3veu2.mp4

[ - ] NuckFiggers 11 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 12:49:58 ago (+11/-0)

I know they're doing it for views but why even talk to things like this? It gets to a point that you're not even human. Would he ask a dog that same question? Nothing they say matters because they aren't human. It's like asking niggers questions. Why would you do that?

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 13:25:52 ago (+4/-1)

The problem with asking a dog is that the dog would probably fuck her.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 9 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 13:39:51 ago (+9/-0)

So would a nigger

[ - ] con77 7 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 13:40:41 ago (+7/-0)

Tattoos

[ + ] MuricaPersonified

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 8 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 15:31:52 ago (+8/-0)

Tatts, brats, and fats. In that order.

[ + ] Belfuro

[ - ] Belfuro -1 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 15:45:18 ago (+2/-3)

My God way to tell us that you're celibate...

Lol

[ + ] MuricaPersonified

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 5 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 16:06:45 ago (+5/-0)

Alright, sure, I'll bite. We were lied to about needing to be successful before settling down, am nearing my 40s, done with casual flings at this point in life, the pool is now totally dry of my three basic criteria, which twenty years ago were basic fucking standards, and you know what? It doesn't matter to me much anymore.

With full sincerity, fuck off.

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 3 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 18:52:55 ago (+3/-0)

This makes me feel better. I was happy at 35. 36 been fucking me up. Nigger

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 18:33:54 ago (+1/-0)

The hormonal years are a maximum danger zone.

[ + ] MuricaPersonified

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 20:03:36 ago (+1/-0)

For sure. Dodged several bullets. My only regret was dumping the one that actually mattered. She was a little crazy though; watched her parents pull a murder-suicide when she was little. She was loyal as hell and a really fun girl- we'd go kayaking and dirt bike riding. I did her wrong.

[ + ] dass

[ - ] dass 3 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 20:25:08 ago (+3/-0)

Dunno man, you might have likely dodged your own murder suicide.

[ + ] MuricaPersonified

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 2 weeksApr 10, 2024 01:14:21 ago (+0/-0)

She owns the family marina now, which was the biggest one in the county, had two nice white kids and apparently has a good life. It was over five years ago when I heard those details. I'm happy for them. I drive/ride past the old house and marina a couple times a year and the place looks better than ever, so I assume she's doing well.

[ + ] dass

[ - ] dass 0 points 2 weeksApr 10, 2024 15:45:24 ago (+0/-0)

Ok good for her.
PS - No mention of the husband, what happened to him?. 'Drowned' in the pool or 'fell' of the wharf.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 20:14:08 ago (+2/-0)

Regretting what you see in the rear view mirror sucks.

[ + ] Belfuro

[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 2 weeksApr 10, 2024 14:47:00 ago (+1/-0)

Get good money.

And get yourself an 18yo virgin wife.
Get her away from TV, friends, toxic family, social media.

Have white babies.

Any fucker telling you to not follow this is working towards your extinction.

Only those with convictions will survive this age.

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2024 00:26:25 ago (+2/-0)

Fat chicks.

[ - ] Leveraction 6 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 13:02:47 ago (+6/-0)

Liars.

That's the biggest turn off.

Coming in second is jealousy.

[ - ] Fascinus 5 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 15:08:38 ago (+5/-0)

Mirrors:

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/evbwuj1s.mp4
https://cdn.videy.co/gEEel9UX.mp4
https://qu.ax/ALMM.mp4

@AtomicForeskin

[ - ] ProudRebel 5 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 14:19:56 ago (+5/-0)

Thar she blows.. Man the harpoons.

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 16:40:05 ago (+3/-0)

They'll be dead soon.

[ - ] TheNoticing 5 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 13:28:04 ago (+5/-0)

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOTHER FUCKER

[ - ] texasblood 5 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 12:44:15 ago (+5/-0)

Says the busted cans of biscuits STFU!

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 11 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 13:00:11 ago (+11/-0)

Those are her compression jeans.

[ + ] texasblood

[ - ] texasblood 8 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 13:13:10 ago (+8/-0)

From Goodyear

[ - ] HelenHighwater 5 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 12:42:42 ago (+5/-0)

hahaha!

[ - ] drstrangergov 2 points 2 weeksApr 10, 2024 01:42:26 ago (+2/-0)

D) fuck you!

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 3 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 14:53:06 ago (+3/-0)

When catbox won’t load

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 15:17:19 ago (+3/-0)

https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=66156fbf9a4d2&commentid=66159236e5286

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 21:40:01 ago (+1/-0)

Call your ISP and tell them your an oppressed underrepresented bipoc and you can't access the website.

No questions will be asked and you'll be able to view the webpage before the phone conversation is over.

[ + ] AtomicForeskin

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 0 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 22:12:40 ago (+0/-0)

Yo At&t sheeit. This be Tyrone. Muh dick.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 23:19:35 ago (+0/-0)

Halo Kurt Sandeep aye will allow for kustomur hahow kan eye halp?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 22:45:14 ago (+2/-0)

Tatts, smoking, bein loud, bein a lefty

[ - ] dass 2 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 20:24:03 ago (+2/-0)

Mine is Ordering Number 7 at the local Chinese diner and getting 'Cum sum-yung gai' instead.
Hate it when that happens .....

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2024 20:36:36 ago (+2/-0)