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Are you sure they are making a Romeo and Juliet movie? Because it looks more like Pulp Fiction 2: The Early Years

submitted by Centaurus to funny 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 17:58:14 ago (+52/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/jbsoro.jpg



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[ - ] RobertJHarsh 8 points 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 20:03:46 ago (+8/-0)

Romeo and Nogulet. A love story about a kike and his monkey.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 21:17:28 ago (+3/-0)

Homeyo and Shebooneeyetisha niggaaa!

[ - ] dass 1 point 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 23:03:34 ago (+1/-0)

Homeyo and Percocet ...bigot !!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 20:05:38 ago (+1/-0)

Romeo and DIDYOUEVENLOOKATHERBEFORESIGNINGTHECONTRACT?

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 3 weeksApr 9, 2024 18:55:05 ago (+1/-0)

What does kang montaquarius look like

[ - ] gimpyoldman 6 points 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 18:43:43 ago (+6/-0)

I thought I read it was play they were doing.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 9 points 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 19:07:20 ago (+9/-0)

That sucks if he has to pretend that he's attracted to her EVERY. FUCKING. NIGHT!

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 4 points 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 19:36:30 ago (+4/-0)

Maybe he plans on taking Zofran to help him deal with it.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 4 points 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 20:04:00 ago (+4/-0)

Or maybe he's pulling a "Ted Danson and Whoopi Goldberg" thing, using her incredible fame to catapult himself to new heights! I figure it either that or they offered him a lot of money.

[ - ] Pasty 4 points 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 20:34:45 ago (+4/-0)

Romeo and Juliet is about the follies of young lust so it's fitting that in the end they both get themselves killed.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 6 points 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 20:46:45 ago (+6/-0)

They should totally modernize it by having the two of them be eaten by Haitian immigrants.

Juliet grabs a dagger as the Haitians approach. Her last words were, “O happy nigger, this is thy sheath,” and then stabs herself. She dies upon Romeo’s body and soon thereafter the Haitians drag them away to the fire-pit.

~The End~

[ - ] Clubberlang 6 points 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 21:15:53 ago (+6/-0)

BARBECUE MOTHAFUCKKAAAA!

Should be Samuel L Jacksons ending line.

[ - ] allAheadFull 2 points 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 23:03:50 ago (+2/-0)

It's ok, he ends up killing himself over it.

[ - ] oyveyo 6 points 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 18:29:02 ago (+6/-0)*

Astounding similarity... right down to the chin dimple on Vincent and the mustache on Joules

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 19:05:24 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] dulcima 4 points 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 21:41:02 ago (+4/-0)

It is a play. It will probably be a hit because sophisticated white Londoners will flock to it, preening how cultured and educated and privileged they are watching this "new take on Shakespeare".

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 22:15:46 ago (+2/-0)

White Londoners?

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 3 weeksApr 9, 2024 01:50:23 ago (+1/-0)

completely in accordance with reality as it was in the 16th century: half was black and the other half was white in England

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 2 points 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 22:27:30 ago (+2/-0)

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 21:28:58 ago (+2/-0)

"SAY 'HARK' AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER! SAY 'HARK' ONE MORE GODDAMM TIME!"

[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 3 weeksApr 8, 2024 00:31:42 ago (+1/-0)

H-h-hark?

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 3 weeksApr 8, 2024 15:39:19 ago (+0/-0)

"What does Lord Montague look like?"

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 21:13:42 ago (+2/-0)

Samuel "Bad Muthafukka" Jackson ain't gone be none to happy bout bein pleyd buyuh non binary transbrave bipoc ally of the pedo jihad.

[ - ] dontbeaphaggot 1 point 3 weeksApr 8, 2024 07:46:04 ago (+1/-0)

Turn it into a movie adposter like this
https://files.catbox.moe/i0zcfj.jpg

[ - ] edmundo 1 point 3 weeksApr 8, 2024 03:42:19 ago (+1/-0)

It's not a movie, it's a theater play ... poor guy.

[ - ] dass 1 point 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 23:02:20 ago (+1/-0)

'Which one of those is juilet ?/'

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 23:21:53 ago (+3/-0)

They renamed it to Romeo and Julian.

[ - ] dass 6 points 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 23:57:23 ago (+6/-0)*

'Oh gay Romeo you faggot. Where art thou nigger?'

"A fuck by moonlight, On yonder Air b n b. Pierce me with your stern desires julian "

"My Sweet romeo you fagging homo, a Homo as sweet can be"

"Take me into your embrace for one last thrust - bixnood gay abandon for tree fiddy"

"Alas i'm dead. Les Giggity".

End Scene - Cue applause.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 22:29:20 ago (+2/-1)

Sequels always suck.
Hopefully on of them ODs like Uma’s character.

Imagine being Romeo and wanting to kill yourself over not smashing boon gash.
This thing is more hideous than that fat gorilla from the ghostbusters remake.
Real porridge flappers on its grin.

[ - ] dass 4 points 3 weeksApr 8, 2024 04:05:48 ago (+4/-0)

Wait?/. Is that suppose to be a girl !!. God fcking damn, i legit thought it were two guys and some lgbtq-p woke reimagining of two homo protagonists.
My eyes arggghhhh .