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"The shit that used to work, won't work now."

Well, I packed my bags and bought myself a ticket
For the land of the tall palm tree
Aloha Old Milwaukee, hello Waikiki
I just stepped down from the airplane
When I heard her say
"Waka waka nuka licka, waka waka nuka licka
Would you like a lei? Hey!"

Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
Whisper in my ear
Kicka pooka moka wa wahini
Are the words I long to hear
Lay your coconut on my tiki
What the hecka mooka mooka dear
Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
Say the words I long to hear

It's a ukulele Honolulu sunset
Listen to the grass skirts sway
Drinking rum from the pineapple
Out on Honolulu Bay
The steel guitars all playing
While she's talking with her hands
Gimme gimme oka doka make a wish and wanna polka
Words I understand, hey!

Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
Whisper in my ear
Kicka pooka moka wa wahini
Are the words I long to hear
Lay your coconut on my tiki
What the hecka mooka mooka dear
Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
Say the words I long to hear

Well, I bought a lotta junka with my moolah
And sent it to the folks back home
I never had the chance to dance the hula
Well, I guess I should have known
When you start talking to the sweet wahini
Walking in the pale moonlight
Oka noka whatta setta knocka-rocka-sis-boom-bahccas
Hope I said it right, oh!

Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
Whisper in my ear
Kicka pooka moka wa wahini
Are the words I long to hear
Lay your coconut on my tiki
What the hecka mooka mooka dear
Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
Say the words I long to hear
Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
Say the words I long to hear

Aloha

Please note: No lawyers were required.

"Rozier challenged Chalais to the duel after brooding for months over the critic's assertion that a certain actress' "career was behind her."

"Rozier cut Chalais across the arm. Chalais, looking more wounded than he really was, dropped his sword when he felt the blade cutting across his flesh. He was not hurt seriously."

This concluded the matter.

(Chalais was continuously off balance and flails like a boy waving a stick.)

"I've heard the screams of the vegetables!"

Yep. 'Em's mah people.


Pretty sure Roy dated this chick for a while:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD7UqK2GZko

God knows I did, though mine was leaner than in the song. And God bless her, she could take a hit.

I still think about her sometimes.

This is why the the UKR keeps engaging in operations that consist of nothing more than PR stunts.

They simply don’t have enough soldiers left to prevent the Russians from taking whatever they want.

The only thing restraining the Russians now is their patience, their disinclination to take unnecessary casualties, and their desire to avoiding Washington panicking .

Europe and the UK are already panicking, but the Russians don’t care.

The sooner Kiev offers an unconditional surrender, the better for everyone.

Especially the Ukrainian people.

...is going about the way you'd expect.

arabs don't know who she is, and give a fuck who this little lefty cunt thinks she is.

To them she's just another a white female infidel.

Let her through. Let her discover islam. She'll look better in a burqa anyway.

Look deep enough into any charity and you'll find a bunch of jews with their big beaks buried in the shekels.

Sam Kinison on World Hunger (1985)
https://youtu.be/K44DriPrLUk?t=21

(The saddest part about Sam Kinison's death was that it happened while he was trying to get clean and sober. Six days after his wedding in '92, he was driving in NW of Needles, CA when a teenager drunk driving a pick up truck hit him head on. Sam was sober.)

Wyatt Derp.

"The fuck you know 'bout killin'?"

"I AM reality."

...be ready for it.

Ants are both sneaky and known preppers.

A fine presentation of the dreaded "fully semi-automatic assault revolver".

This is what fuzzy little foreigners think "Country Americans" are like.

Americans think this is what Texans are like.

Imagine that shotgun reload would be useful for keeping niggers out of the melon patch from the kitchen door.

(That "Comin' to git yer ass" walk between shooting stations was smooth too. When you're wondering whether she's going for the rifle or the willow switch.)