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Tesla Cybertruck set on fire directly in front of Las Vegas Trump Tower. Coordinated with NOLA attack? (news)

submitted by Bonanza to news 3 months ago

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The timing is indeed suspicious...

https://archive.ph/Gzger

https://archive.ph/WVlR5

NOLA Terrorist Named. Had ISIS Flag on Truck (news)

submitted by Bonanza to news 3 months ago

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The NOLA Terrorist has been named. Apparently from in TX, supposedly had served in the US Army reserve. Had an ISIS Flag on Truck, IEDs, etc. An obvious White Supremacist attack.

https://archive.ph/Dy2as

Picture: https://archive.ph/uGTfM

The only thing I'm surprised about is how long this took. Jussie Smollett 's staging a fake hate crime conviction thrown out by Illinois Supreme Court... (archive.ph)

submitted by Bonanza to news 5 months ago

7 comments

We all knew this was going to happen. Surprised it took so long.

A teacher was giving a lesson... (Jokes)

submitted by Bonanza to Jokes 1.6 years ago

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A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we all came from Adam and Eve.

A hand went up and a kid said, "But Miss Smith, my dad told me that we come from apes?"

Miss Smith replied, "You stay out of this one, Jamal!"

Two rambunctious Las Vegas "teens" steal a car, run over bicyclist while filming a Tik Tok video (news)

submitted by Bonanza to news 1.6 years ago

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A couple of fun loving, wild oats sowing "teens" steal a car in Vegas and go on a Tik Tok filming joy ride banging into cars, a running over an elderly bicyclist, who later died.

These children... will they ever learn?

Video:

https://tinyurl.com/5he7yjnb

Daily Mail article:

https://tinyurl.com/yku6j55f

Three things blacks never say that white people say all the time... (Jokes)

submitted by Bonanza to Jokes 1.6 years ago

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1. I’ve paid all the bills for this month.
2. Hi Dad!
3. Thanks for the warning officer.

I just discovered my wife's secret Tinder profile, and I am so sick of her lies!! (Jokes)

submitted by Bonanza to Jokes 1.6 years ago

15 comments

She is NOT "fun to be around"!!

My father was a complicated man... (Jokes)

submitted by Bonanza to Jokes 1.6 years ago

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He was a huge racist, but he still tried to be a good dad, you know?

Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.

Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans... (Jokes)

submitted by Bonanza to Jokes 1.6 years ago

5 comments

I said "Screw that, with my luck I'd probably win one!"

What's the best way to get a begging hippie off your doorstep? (Jokes)

submitted by Bonanza to Jokes 1.6 years ago

7 comments

Just pay for the pizza, and close the door!

What did the Greatful Dead fan say when he ran out of weed? (Jokes)

submitted by Bonanza to Jokes 1.6 years ago

38 comments

Man... this music REALLY sucks!

Two black gentlemen unwittingly walked into a gay bar and sat down to order a few rounds of Crown Royal... (Jokes)

submitted by Bonanza to Jokes 1.6 years ago

3 comments

As they're sitting there imbibing their liquor, a frequent bar patron walks up and says, "Would one of you guys like a blow job?" One of the black guys immediately gets up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and resumes his drink. His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Tyrone, why did you do that for?" Tyrone replies, "Because that Mo - Fo said something about wanting to give me a job!".

Georgia's largest hospital removes Christmas Eve as a paid holiday, and substitutes it for Juneteenth... (news)

submitted by Bonanza to news 1.6 years ago

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I was wondering how soon we'd start seeing this crap happen. Emory hospital has taken Christmas Eve off the books as a paid holiday and will now honor Juneteenth as one instead.

Before long, the only holidays businesses will honor will be "Civil Rights" based holidays, and July 4th - unless that's swapped out with some "1619 Project" BS, or with a national holiday celebrating faggotry - which you all KNOW is coming.

https://tinyurl.com/4uw7ku49

Fun Fact: (Jokes)

submitted by Bonanza to Jokes 1.6 years ago

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In 1272, the Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.

In 1873, the British refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

A woman puts an ad in the newspaper... (Jokes)

submitted by Bonanza to Jokes 1.6 years ago

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A woman puts an ad in the paper looking for a man who wouldn't run away at the sight of commitment, who wouldn't hit her, and could fulfill her sex life.
Two weeks go by and nothing. Finally one day the door bell rings. She opens the door and sees a man with no arms and no legs on her porch. She looks at him and asks, "How do you expect to fulfill my wishes?" He explains, "I have no arms to hit you with, and no legs to run away." Then she say, "And the sex life?"

He looks at her and says, "I rang the door bell, didn't I?"

Doctor's Treatment... (Jokes)

submitted by Bonanza to Jokes 1.6 years ago

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A Muslim immigrant in Dearborn Michigan goes to a Doctor and says, "I feel terrible."
The Doctor examines him and then says, "You need to take a bucket, throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage, then piss and shit in it for a week. Hold your face over the bucket, put a towel over your head, and inhale the vapors for 3 days".
The man follows the Doctors's orders and returns in a week, telling the Doctor, "I feel wonderful! What was wrong with me?"
"You were homesick."

How many black people does it take to start a riot? (Jokes)

submitted by Bonanza to Jokes 1.7 years ago

18 comments

-1

A distraught Jamal Solomon comes home from school... (Jokes)

submitted by Bonanza to Jokes 1.7 years ago

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Young Jamal, whose mother is black and his father is Jewish had one question to ask his parents:

"Mom, Dad, am I black or am I jewish?"

"Why Jamal, why on earth would you ask such a question? Have the other children been teasing you at school?" His parents inquired.

"No," Jamal replied. "It's just that Billy Williams wanted to sell me his bike for $50, but I can't decide whether to jew him down to $25, or just steal the damn thing!

Why don't black people go on cruises? (Jokes)

submitted by Bonanza to Jokes 1.7 years ago

3 comments

They already fell for that one once before!

I'm so tired of racial stereotypes... (Jokes)

submitted by Bonanza to Jokes 1.7 years ago

2 comments

Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.

Singer and Billionaire Businessman Jimmy Buffet dead at 76... (RIP)

submitted by Bonanza to RIP 1.7 years ago

18 comments

Thought I'd share this. I always enjoyed his stuff up to a point, even though I knew he was playing a role. Still a pretty good singer with some good songs. What's ironic is I was just watching a video of him the other day which discussed what a shrewd businessman he was, and how this drunken carribean image he cultivated was pretty much a myth.

https://tinyurl.com/4ucmawp6

Why do Jews enjoy watching pornography backwards? (Jokes)

submitted by Bonanza to Jokes 1.7 years ago

9 comments

Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back!

A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree... (Jokes)

submitted by Bonanza to Jokes 1.7 years ago

10 comments

"You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!"

The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."

Most black 15 year-olds in this country are decent, law abiding citizens... (Jokes)

submitted by Bonanza to Jokes 1.7 years ago

4 comments

It's their kids who are causing all the trouble!

I went to the zoo today and I saw the rarest, most endangered species on the planet... (Jokes)

submitted by Bonanza to Jokes 1.7 years ago

15 comments

A woman who wasn't covered in hideous tattoos.

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