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Crackinjokes
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Germans made a big mistake when comparing Jews to mice or rats. Jews are much more dangerous than a small diminutive animal. They should have been compared to some kind of killer wasp armored bug species from that sci-fi movie. They are Jews are much more dangerous than rats or mice.      (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago

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Germans made a big mistake when comparing Jews to mice or rats. Jews are much more dangerous than a small diminutive animal. They should have been compared to some kind of killer wasp armored bug species from that sci-fi movie. They are Jews are much more dangerous than rats or mice.

People should have been much more afraid for their lives. They should have understood the massive cruelty in unbelievable devastation Jews are capable of doing because their psychotic bombing whole cities into flat nothing. Starting the civilian bombing campaigns at World War 1 and 2. Inventing the atomic bomb and deciding to use it. Everybody should understand that Jews are the most dangerous destructive thing on the planet and everybody should be afraid and understand that just like the Terminator they will not stop until you are dead.

Perhaps if they had been portrayed that way from the beginning people would have recognized the extreme danger and they would have fought back harder sooner and more completely than they did.
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Who else believes that if Putin just killed zelinsky the Ukraine war would be over immediately?     (whatever)

submitted by Crackinjokes to whatever 3 weeks ago

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Who else believes that if Putin just killed zelinsky the Ukraine war would be over immediately?
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Nick Fuentes summarizes the nigger killing the young white football player better than anyone. Oh and any of you jews they want to rag on Fuentes ...fuck you.     (gab.com)

submitted by Crackinjokes to news 3 weeks ago

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Oh and you jew capitalization fagots. Please notice that I corrected the autocorrect which tries to capitalize the word jew. So fuck you too. Juju juju. See there goes again you dirty Jew fucking Jew Maniac Jews suicidal Jews idiot Jews criminal Jews fucking Jews see there it goes again so fuck you capitalization fagots too.
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There's a weird virus going around. Gives you a strange headache body aches you don't really get a cold or a fluid though you might get a little sore throat. It's a very strange feeling thing. Lots of people getting it I've had it for four or five days just sort of getting over it     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago

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Honestly when I first got it I the first night I got it I was in night sweats.

I felt cold constantly so just cracked my heat up like crazy. So had periods of night sweat and kind of waking up and strange dreams and other things.

And the second night was just about as bad and I kind of expected it to go into a full flu kind of a thing but honestly I never had this one a night sweats with any sickness before. I don't get sick much. I didn't take the vax. I take tons of vitamin d. And I didn't know if it was just something I had gotten or if it was food poisoning or whatever but I've had occasion to talk with several people who travel a lot and a lot of people have gotten it and have it.

You know it's kind of like I imagine that people talked about malaria being where you would get these waves of you know discomfort. Sort of like that.

Very exhausting though.

And you know just be aware. don't pick your fucking nose after touching stuff and wash your hands constantly.

Like I said is a very strange sickness. It's even hard to kind of describe but it was a headache it was weird. Almost wondered if I had like some kind of meningitis or something. Very exhausting.

The most effective thing I found is just take an aspirin like every 3 hours or something. Like I said it did devolve into a little bit of a sore throat but never the congestion or anything else that you often get with a flu or a cold.

Very weird but it is going around.

I literally thought this is the new Jewish attack weapon specifically genetically designed to take out European protestants.

Seriously the thought crossed my mind although I know at least one deeply black person that's gotten it as well.

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So here's the thing. It turns out if you don't use your nuclear weapons you're caught in this endless war of attrition which attits your population and you have nothing left to defend with nuclear weapons.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago

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Reminds me so much of that original Star Trek episode where some planet was in war with another planet and instead of suffering the devastation of war they all just agreed that they let computer simulate which cities had been struck by nuclear bombs and then the people of those cities would voluntarily walk into these dissolving units which would kill them painlessly and everybody else would say I would so much better than actually having a real war and the people just would die out and everybody else was happy until good old Kirk came along and said oh hell no if you're going to have a war you've got to have it bloody and be messy so you want to stop it.

then I think the big problem that Russia is having right now is that Putin wisely doesn't want her to use nuclear weapons but what that does mean is that he's going to continue to get hit with more and more drones and Russia's going to continue to get hit with more and more drones and more and more people are going to die from Russia and they're going to go to Ukraine and get fed to the meat grinder. And of course I think Ukraine just hit a big ammo Depot that had some nuclear weapons stored in it rather stupidly I'll say and that's spreading some radiation around Russia now so they've had to evacuate some areas so you know if Putin doesn't actually make a stab and go all for broken take out some nuclear weapons and wipe out fucking Kiev and some other places then his Nation will slowly be dissolved or just you know it'll just slowly be eaten away. I mean that's sort of what the result is if you can't use nuclear weapons but you can't really fight all the way so you're just ending up in this sort of weird thing where your people just get killed slowly and surely and your nation gets bombed more and more and I don't know what the fuck you do about it.

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Wouldn't it be interesting if the guy who killed the insurance executive actually wasn't going after him because he was an evil insurance executive but because he was actually going to spill the beans on some Jewish corruption in the healthcare industry? I mean I don't know that to be true but it     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to AskUpgoat 3 weeks ago

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Wouldn't it be interesting if the guy who killed the insurance executive actually wasn't going after him because he was an evil insurance executive but because he was actually going to spill the beans on some Jewish corruption in the healthcare industry?

I mean I don't know that to be true but it did cross my mind especially since it was so weird about the guy saying he didn't do it and how he was captured you know a whole lot like that Oswald fellow that was supposedly the guy who killed JFK but now we know he didn't he was just the Patsy.

I mean wasn't there some talk that the insurance executive was going to testify or he was cooperating with the police or he was possibly facing charges which would have made him maybe want to cut a deal and rat on some other people and the whole healthcare industry and of course the biggest juiciest whale for a policeman to get the insurance and the healthcare industry would be either to get some good criminal charges against the Jews that were behind the oxycontin thing or of course the Jews like borla behind the vaccine thing.

I don't know I'm just thinking because the whole way the guy who killed the insurance executive was caught and the way he said I didn't kill anybody and the fact that he was good looking and the way he was caught with his hood in the little restaurant it was all so kind of weird a lot like Oswald.

Just makes you wonder.
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If you believe men and women should have separate sports teams then you should also believe that blacks and whites should have separate sports teams for the same reason. White people cannot compete athletically with blacks and depriving millions of white students and white athletes of their own team     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago

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Has Trump told the courts to fuck off yet or is he still using them as the excuse not to get anything done that he promised like he did the first term?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to AskUpgoat 3 weeks ago

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I'd be very interested to know what Ann Coulter is saying about Trump this time around. Is anybody following her?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to AskUpgoat 4 weeks ago

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The great Jewish trick is to keep you arguing and debating while the Jews merely just go ahead and kill their enemies bomb whole other countries into absolute oblivion. Meanwhile white Europeans debate whether or not the thing is correct as if a debate is going to actually make any difference to a j     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 4 weeks ago

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The video of the poles from the first human polar orbital mission is pretty cool     (youtu.be)

submitted by Crackinjokes to Space 4 weeks ago

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Amazing how effectively people are brainwashed to defend the jews. You can say bad things about any other group but you say something bad about the Jews and they reflexively just recoil     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 4 weeks ago

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I think Candace Owens is pretty much giving up on Trump. When she saw he put Randy fine into an office he was the guy who laughed at the Palestinian child dead in the rubble     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 4 weeks ago

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Fully legal students being arrested and deported simply because they criticize Israel. This is bad. I'm sure it doesn't happen here but there are people who are trying to confuse being conservative and being pro-american with being pro-israel and the two are not the same. We need to fight for freedo     (www.unz.com)

submitted by Crackinjokes to news 1 month ago

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Another AI video amazing trailer for a fake film if DieHard was made as a 1940s film noir.     (youtu.be)

submitted by Crackinjokes to movies 1 month ago

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I'll tell you the future of these AI films are just going to be incredible. We're going to start getting along full length AI films that are easy to make by anybody and you're going to be able to write your own script using the AI which of course really will write it for you on any subject featuring anybody that you want. You're no longer going to be watching a film that somebody made for hundreds or thousands or hundreds of thousands of people to see. You're going to be watching the exact film that you want that's made specifically for you with all your preferences in main characters and action sequences and plot twists and everything else. I don't think there's going to be a whole lot of video that is common to any of us anymore after this stuff takes root in seemingly less than a year with the quality progress they're making in these things now.


Go ahead and look at the other parody trailers by this channel too they're all excellent. And my God they do sexy women well.
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AI made parody trailer of Snow White called snow woke (and wow look at the quality of this AI generated video now!)     (youtu.be)

submitted by Crackinjokes to movies 1 month ago

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Somebody give me the short version of why Germany Lost World War II? Did they just not seize enough oil fast enough or did they just not have enough factories or did they just not start bombing Britain and America fast enough?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to AskUpgoat 1 month ago

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And if you're going to give me something about how Hitler was a terrible military leader than give me specifics.

It seems to me the real key was manufacturing ability where the US was just able to keep putting out planes and tanks and ships faster than Germany could get rid of them.


So would Germany have one if they had had more factories and more raw materials early on in the game so they could out produce America and the other allies?
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I just want to remind you again that if you work for a Jew don't help them too much. Do the minimum required by your job to take their money. Do not offer them a new way to create a new business or to do a business in a different way that will save them more money or that will empower them more.      (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 1 month ago

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Guess what? In China just like in the USA banks aren't letting customers get their own money out. So do they really even have it?     (youtu.be)

submitted by Crackinjokes to news 1 month ago

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Chinese belt structures are having quality problems everywhere. The only building that collapsed in the recent earthquake was Chinese built.     (youtu.be)

submitted by Crackinjokes to news 1 month ago

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Just a reminder that prominent Jews have stated openly they want to wipe us out wipe all our children out and take all our possessions. Reminder if you do work for a Jew don't help them do the minimum required and try not to work for Jews because they really can't live without Anglo-Saxon European w     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 1 month ago

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They have openly stated they want to wipe us out. Many of their major leaders have said they want to wipe out omelette and they count white European Christians as omelettech. Prominent rabbis have said it. They dream of the day when moshak comes back and they crush us.

Don't help them succeed in business. Don't give them your best ideas. Don't give away your intellect for an attaboy. Save your best ideas for yourself or a fellow non-jewish European owned company. Do your minimal in your job if you work for a Jewish owned company

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The irony of working for the government is that your job only exists 90% of the time to enforce or otherwise complete a government regulation that you don't want to exist anyway. So if they're managing you through the government regulations it's really a neutral thing and they're not even doing a jo     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 1 month ago

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This deserves a repost. All Israel prime ministers have fake names. In the real world when you encounter someone who is lied about what their name is what you think? Do you trust that person. You think maybe they're hiding something about their real identity? Have you ever used a fake name? But ever     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Crackinjokes to news 1 month ago

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Even Alex Jones is now pretty much saying Israel killed JFK. Oh he's squirming as usual but even he is pretty much saying it through Roger Stone.     (rumble.com)

submitted by Crackinjokes to Jews 1 month ago

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Pretty astounding when you think about it.

And the revelation that Johnson ordered the attack on the Liberty also astounding.
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Candice Owens goes after the Trump administration for violating Free speech rights in the name of countering anti-semitism     (rumble.com)

submitted by Crackinjokes to news 1 month ago

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