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Crackinjokes
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Man in this video says complex systems like Spain's power grid are collapsing because we're no longer smart enough to maintain them because basically there are too many n****** in the system and too many n****** are breeding     (vid8.poal.co)

submitted by Crackinjokes to videos 4 minutes ago

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Fix for perky breasts     (youtube.com)

submitted by Crackinjokes to videos 6 hours ago

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Ann Coulter talks about the looting of the federal government that happened through usaid and others     (archive.md)

submitted by Crackinjokes to news 1 day ago

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Ann Coulter talks about the lack of judicial supremacy over the executive Branch     (archive.md)

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So are India and Pakistan at war more today than yesterday or not?     (AskUpgoat)

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The Ukraine had territorial security even after Victoria newland launched a coup and took it over and even after they were shooting artillery at Russians in their Northern provinces. Only when zelinsky threatened to Russia with nuclear weapons did Putin go in     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 1 day ago

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The Ukraine had territorial security even after Victoria newland launched a coup and took it over and even after they were shooting artillery at Russians in their Northern provinces. Only when zelinsky threatened to Russia with nuclear weapons did Putin go in 3 days later to secure the nuclear material at Chernobyl.

The whole Ukraine security thing is a lie
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British military archives study reveals where the jews being gassed in the gas Chambers lie was started by British intelligence     (gab.com)

submitted by Crackinjokes to History 2 days ago

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This is the ultimate proof that it is a completely false allegation.

The jewish holocaust is a lie
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Warrantless drone use by police against citizens in their home ruled illegal by Michigan appeals court     (komornlaw.com)

submitted by Crackinjokes to news 3 days ago

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By the way this is a good website with coverage of a lot of legal developments. I don't know whether they just pertain to Michigan or not though.
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The homo jew Starmer of Britain ready to dim the sun from r everyone. When to we go to war with these climate fucks?     (www.gbnews.com)

submitted by Crackinjokes to WorldNews 4 days ago

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It's what it is all right.     (gab.com)

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Elon Musk tweets asking why only "white" is in lower case in AOC tweet. Interesting. Even he is noticing.     (xcancel.com)

submitted by Crackinjokes to Jews 5 days ago

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There are two choices tariff spring manufacturing back to the US and everybody becomes a factory worker again or the future is filled with robots that do everything for us and we figure out an economic system where people get a percentage of the wealth and don't have to do any work.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 5 days ago

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I mean he's not wrong for doing it but when Trump is putting tariffs on China he's trying to rebuild the 1950s of manufacturing factories in America which means workers in repetitive manufacturing jobs in America which means they don't get the benefit of everything being mechanized with robotics and AI which probably will happen anyway and May mean that even those factories don't bring

The ideal solution which I have absolutely no faith would happen in monopolistic grifting America is that everything would be done by robots unless you wanted to do it all factories would be manned by robots producing goods and the only cost of goods would be the energy cost it takes to make them or minus the recycling price you get to recycle the scrap metal from the last toy you got the robot to build for you.

And everybody would get some sort of a wealth dividend to have cash to be able to buy stuff and that would be adjusted to keep a middle class in place. And robots would be planting all the food and so food could be free blah blah

that would happen in it an ideal mechanized world but I have no faith that that would ever happen in America because the monopolist will just want a monopolize all robot production and they will cause everybody to have no jobs and so people will be dying in the street because robots will be making everything in the few people who have money continue to buy from the monopolist who have all the robotic factories and tell the people who have money go a couple of generations and they lose all their money because they don't have any jobs either.
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Why does Jeff Bezos have one weird eye? Is it a robot camera?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to AskUpgoat 5 days ago

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If you're a kid just getting out of high school in America because of the tax system the number one thing you need to know is save money by living dirt cheap stay out of debt including college debt and invest invest invest because America does not tax capital gains but it taxes the hell out of incom     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 5 days ago

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If you're a kid just getting out of high school in America because of the tax system the number one thing you need to know is save money by living dirt cheap stay out of debt including college debt and invest invest invest because America does not tax capital gains but it taxes the hell out of incom

Get the cheapest living situation you can. Stay at home with your parents it's better to work a $40,000 your job living with your parents save every penny and put it into some stocks then it is to get a 60 or an $80,000 a year job and be renting an apartment with all the utility and other expenses associated with that and not have as much money saved and not be able to invest in stocks because it's not what your income is every year it's how much you invest in stocks that gets you rich. In America the tax system is set up for capital gains you pay almost no taxes you pay nothing if you don't sell and most people who have investments never sell they just borrow against them so they never pay taxes. The big mistake in America is to think I want to get the highest paying job I can but what you actually want to do is take home the most cash you can and invest it in stocks immediately never hold it in cash. never hold it in cash it goes down in value as cash you don't want a fat bank account with 10 20 30 50 100,000 in it. You want all that money and stocks. If you're not a good stock picker first of all don't trade that's just wasting your money but if you're not a person who can figure out a couple of good stocks to buy then put it into a no load mutual fund or some kind of an index fund.

If you do that for 5 years you will be so far ahead of the game than the person who went to college took on 50 to 100,000 in debt one out got a new car got a loan on the car got a job for 110 $150,000 a year. You will be way ahead of them in your first five years. If you really want to go to college later after you've got a stock portfolio built up and you really want to waste your money on doing that and you really think the incremental amount of money that you're going to make in another job is going to be better then you can always go back to college later. And believe me you'll appreciate it a lot more if you go back later than you will as a stupid drunk teenager.

that's what I tell everybody who is Young and it's the best advice. Live with your parents as long as you can. If you can't live with your parents and save money that way live unconventionally like live out of a bus do the van life get a good camper van live out of a camper van all these silicone valley millionaires we're living out of the back of box trucks and things and if they can do it and become billionaires then you you have no excuse not to do it yourself to save money. You save on utilities you don't have to hook up with three or four or five utilities are going to charge you monthly no matter how much you use you save on rent you save on insurance you save on all that stuff. And it's also more fun because you can you're mobile and you can live anywhere you want anytime during the week.

Get yourself some sort of a shower deal at a gym that's how you take care of your showers if you don't need to shower any day everyday anyway people shower way too much. Unless you're doing some sweat breaking job you don't need to shower everyday.

This is what you need to do to get ahead of America it's all about owning stuff and having it go up in value it is not about earning income. If you do the math on the graphs you'll find that if you save money early and invest it you're after tax wealth and I'm talking about wealth not income not anything else you're after tax wealth will be much higher if you got a lower paying job spent no money on living expenses and put it put that into stocks or something like stocks. Don't be an idiot. Don't follow the Jew path to unending salaried servitude.

You're also better off because you'll have more time off you'll be able to do more physical fun things like travel and stuff when you're young when it matters. then you will if you go to college and then you've got to work like a slave to pay off your college debt and you're stuck getting an apartment it's overpriced so it's hard to pay off your college debt and you have to work every day at a job that pays you hire money than everybody else wants because you can't afford to take the lower paying job that will give you more free time because you've got all those bills to pay every month and you'll be a slave for the next 20 years of your life and then when you're 45 if you're lucky you'll be free of your debt slavery if you're lucky most people aren't that lucky.

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I really really hope the department of government efficiency and the anti-dei workforce terminate a lot of jobs of these people before they qualify for their 20 or 30-year retirement pensions because God knows we can't pay for them for another 20 to 30 years.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 5 days ago

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I really really hope the department of government efficiency and the anti-dei workforce terminate a lot of jobs of these people before they qualify for their 20 or 30-year retirement pensions because God knows we can't pay for them for another 20 to 30 years.
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Has anyone else noticed that autocorrect has almost become destructive? It routinely now pics words that almost seem to be intentionally incorrect. It's a far cry from what used to be a simple spell check system and it seems to be everywhere and hard to turn off.     (technology)

submitted by Crackinjokes to technology 5 days ago

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You'll be typing or doing some speech to text and you can see that you can go a whole sentence and then suddenly autocorrect will go back and change five words within the sentence. so it's obviously trying to determine the context it thinks you're trying to say and expressing that. The only problem is it gets it really wrong.

And if you just arbitrarily hit send you're going to be sending out a message you didn't intend to send and who has time to look over every damn thing they post? I sure don't. You got 10 seconds to maybe pop a message out and you really kind of assume that the machine is not going to rewrite your whole message and so you hit send.

I would really like to get back to the way that a machine would just let you send a mistype to word I would rather have a mistyped word go out than an actual word I didn't mean to say or even a whole phrase I didn't mean to say.

because like I said autocorrect now I've caught it several times going back over a sentence that I've just completed and it gets the whole sentence and it thinks you meant to say something else and it'll literally change four or five words in the whole sentence and you can watch it happen.

It really means that you should probably take the time to really oversee every damn message you right because it's like you've got a little demon in your computer that's f****** with every message you write and purposely trolling you and screwing around with what you're trying to say.

And I literally watched autocorrect do that with this message as I was typing it.
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How to build a highway in shifting sand dunes and keep it from being resolved by the sand. Pretty amazing really.     (youtube.com)

submitted by Crackinjokes to technology 5 days ago

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I had no idea so many things which are commonly sold and using the house are so harmful.     (youtube.com)

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Interesting perspective on buying houses. This applies to more than just england.     (youtube.com)

submitted by Crackinjokes to technology 5 days ago

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I really wonder if we aren't finally coming to the end of the house as an investment kind of thinking. What's really needed is stackable movable residences that when you want to move a crane comes and picks up your house and it goes down the road maybe fold it up and it's placed where you want to live the next time.

But in order for that to happen so many things would have to change including the basis for lots of local government taxation which is founded on inflated values of homes and property in that particular jurisdiction. The idea of residency tied to a particular address and a lot more.
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Reminder that in the 1970s the homosexuals were trying to change their image as dirty butt f****** in horrible sections of town so they hired a PR firm and that PR firm started referring to them as gay. You can literally find the name of the pr firm if you research this     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 6 days ago

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But they're still dirty diseased decrepit degenerate butt f****** because they can't get any p**** because they're all losers

And of course a huge proportion of them are Jews and the majority of their philosophical if you can even use the term or political leaders are jews. And of course Jews are homos because they're too concerned with my dick cuz they're deeply degenerate and they're genetically related to sub-Saharan Africans. And of course we all know sub-Saharan Africans are dominated by feelings about my dick. As Kanye just admitted that he sucked his cousin's dick until he was 14 years old. Jews are always butt f****** each other and sucking each other's dick cuz they're degenerate mentally deficient and similarly related to sub-Saharan Africans genetically.
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The good news is Gaza has made people realize Jews are dangerous psychopathic Killers and it's proven that white people only take action when they're afraid not when they think somebody's cheating them like the old portrayals of jews.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 6 days ago

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It's actually the best thing in the world that people are saying that Jews will mercilessly kill women and children by dropping bombs on their head and Jews just simply don't care. It's really good for the cause to try to defend against jews. For the past decades the major selling point has been Jews will cheat you Jews control too much money they control too much of the world there are long-term threat to you. But as any of the Jews that have tried to convince Americans to go to war no what you really got to do is you got to make people afraid. You got to make people think that the Nazis are going to kill them tomorrow if they don't defeat them today or the Muslims we got to fight them over there so we don't have to fight them over here that was George w Bush's big chant. So they all knew that you have to make people afraid.

Well the really good news is Jews have done a great job of that. Jews have shown people that they are merciless psychopathic deranged killers that will bomb and blow the heads off little babies and that the whole state of Israel will vote for the soldiers to rape the Palestinian prisoners they literally voted and they took the guy out of prison who was being put in prison cuz he had raped to Palestinian prisoner and the Israelis were outraged that the guy was charged and he's now out of prison because he Israel is all voted that they felt that the Jewish soldiers should be able to rape those palestinians. Oh and by the way it was a dude. So everybody's seeing that the Jews are psychopaths. You know I was wrong I used to think they were sociopaths and schizophrenics but a sociopath is someone who doesn't care about somebody else's feelings. But a psychopath is somebody who doesn't care about other people's lives and Jews are psychopaths.

And now the world sees that Jews are psychopaths. And they're starting to be afraid. And they need to be afraid they need to be very afraid of psychopathic schizophrenic Jews that are bombing everybody and killing everybody and they'll kill us next. They absolutely will not hesitate to bomb and kill Americans right here in America. And people need to know that.
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Reminding you to make sure your daughter gets pregnant today. She needs to have those little helpful orders as soon as she can. Do what the Jews do. No money until she's married and/or more importantly has two kids. No college money until two kids.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 6 days ago

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Quite frankly today if my kids were starting out they would no way I'd be sending them to college. I'd be like no you can make more money in jobs that don't need a college education and require about 6 weeks worth of training or internship then you can with most jobs that need to college education and you're not starting out with $150 or $50,000 of student debt hanging over your head ruining your life for the next 20 years and preventing you from getting married and having kids.

So do what the Jews do. Your kids getting no college funds or no money whatever they want no car until they've had two kids. And let's face it marriage is pretty much out the window doesn't matter anymore you can dream about it all you wish that it was all different I know you hope it'll be different meanwhile your daughter will be 40 years old waiting for that to happen and she'll be past your time and she won't have any little helpers to help her when she's older cuz she didn't have any kids and you won't have any grandkids and she'll be too busy trying to pay off for debt to help take care of you and your old so you're screwed.


Having a family pays the bills having a family means you got more people to help having a family me and you've got more people earning income that can possibly contribute. Spend that way for time and memorial.


So make sure you tell your daughter not to hook up with that football player that you want to hook up with and then you make sure that you leave the house when she thinks you're not going to be looking and she brings him home.

And swap out those birth control pills and punch holes in those condoms.


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Homosexuality was an abomination then and still an abomination.     (youtube.com)

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The idea that a man can marry a man is Justice preposterous as the idea that a man can be a woman. Let's not let slow acclamation getting the way of common sense. Just because they got used to the ridiculous idea that a man could marry a man and they quickly moved you on to a man could actually be a woman. Now that we're finally getting recognition of some common sense that a man can't be a woman let's also go back and look again and remind ourselves that no a man cannot marry a man and everybody who voted on it said a man couldn't marry a man and it was only the weird Justice Roberts who decided in a supreme Court ruling that a man could marry a man and that's why it's everywhere.

By the way how many little boys must they have videos of Justice Roberts f****** for him to be coming up with these rulings like homosexual marriage when nobody wanted it and everybody voted against it and a company could be a citizen oh yeah he was in that ruling too.
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Life is short waste as little of it as possible in some damn office.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 1 week ago

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X is now using cloudfare so I am once again effectively banned since it doesn't like brave private tabs.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 1 week ago

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Fuck x

I did manage to get a whole lot of it's the Jews responses out to people about many things that were the Jews before I started seeing messages that some of the messages I wanted to read might be spam and I clicked on them anyway and of course they weren't spam but very shortly afterward I started getting cloud Fair redirects which killed that account at least for now..


So I made a new account which worked for a few moments and then all of a sudden that was able to watch and read a few messages and then all the sudden I got another cloud Fair we're checking the security of your connection b******* and of course cloud Fair never did anything but cycle

Honestly I don't know if x is worth it because they were press your messages so much. But you do get a chance to respond directly to people some of whom are rather well known or well placed politicians and I do gather that they at least can see your message because sometimes they get requoted.

But honestly I don't know I think actually an idea gets the most traction if it's posted here on vote even if there are not a lot of people here on this website it seems there are several important people who do read it and those ideas will get reposted and talked about on the major social media platforms by some rather large people which indicates they do read this site or someone that works for them and is their assistant reads this site