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Crackinjokes
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This cheap movie chick has some moves I'll give her that     (youtu.be)

submitted by Crackinjokes to videos 2 days ago

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A YouTube channel featuring nothing but the car chase scenes from old movies     (youtube.com)

submitted by Crackinjokes to videos 2 days ago

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If you ever wonder if women today make too big a deal out of childbirth then here is your answer.      (youtube.com)

submitted by Crackinjokes to Health 2 days ago

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A jew praises Hitler after learning the truth. Even cries after hearing one of his speeches. (Still fuck the jews. Who cares what they figure out. We dont need their approval. They must be stopped)     (gab.com)

submitted by Crackinjokes to Jews 3 days ago

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Look how to learn an aerial aerocrobatic flip     (youtube.com)

submitted by Crackinjokes to videos 3 days ago

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Saw a couple of episodes of Ski walker ranch on the History channel yesterday. That s***'s getting wild. There is some kind of a electromagnetic bubble under the ground there that makes drones fall out of the sky rockets divert course and when they try to drill into it it directs the drill around      (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 3 days ago

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Saw a couple of episodes of Skinwalker ranch on the History channel yesterday. That s***'s getting wild. There is some kind of a electromagnetic bubble under the ground there that makes drones fall out of the sky rockets divert course and when they try to drill into it it directs the drill around the area underground and yes it is sort of an inverted parabola like a UFO would be if it was buried underground.

They have now tried to fly big arrays of drones over that specific area and the GPS is distorted if they have two radios on either side of this sort of what they're calling this dome over that part of the land the two radios can't communicate to each other between the dome or through the dome but if they move them around the dome they can communicate again. They've had drones flying into it or not be able to fly into it. They flew some rockets with smoke into it and it diverted them. This stuff is getting pretty wild. There is apparently something under the ground there that is creating so much energy of some kind that it can affect the area in a very well-defined dome above the ground.

When they push a camera into the drill hole that's made horizontally under the property as soon as the drill gets into the zone the electromagnetic interference causes the TV camera on the probe into scramble and then when they push past it it unscrambles. They've got thermal cameras out there that have seen thermal anomalies in the ground.

There is very definitely something buried out there that is causing some very interesting phenomenon in a bubble-shaped area



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Video of a driverless humanless Tesla driving in Austin TX     (xcancel.com)

submitted by Crackinjokes to technology 3 days ago

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Once you realize Jews are simply crazy its relieves you of the burden of feeling like you have to talk or listen to them. You can just ignore tham and go about the important task of separating them from any power and influence over you and your nation. Dont engage. Just separate. They are just      (Jews)

submitted by Crackinjokes to Jews 3 days ago

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Once you realize Jews are simply crazy its relieves you of the burden of feeling like you have to talk or listen to them.

You can just ignore tham and go about the important task of separating them from any power and influence over you and your nation.

Dont engage.

Just separate.

They are just insane.
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Why are people linking to chat-to.Dev instead straight to the link     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to AskUpgoat 3 days ago

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What is that bullshit.

Stop.
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Old documentary about the real Bert Monroe featured in the movie the fastest indian. He doesn't disappoint.     (youtu.be)

submitted by Crackinjokes to movies 4 days ago

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Remember 23andMe genetic tests of Mexicans found that in 98% of them were descended from the Spanish conquerors and are not the native Americans at all. In other words they are the colonizers they pretend to protest against.     (science)

submitted by Crackinjokes to science 4 days ago

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Hitler explains how the Jews created the 240 system     (vid8.poal.co)

submitted by Crackinjokes to Jews 4 days ago

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Ian Carroll standing in for Candace Owens rips all the Jewish billionaires a new a******. I mean I've never seen a takedown as good as this on all these Jewish billionaires connected to epstein.     (youtu.be)

submitted by Crackinjokes to Jews 4 days ago

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Tesla is now running cars without drivers in Austin Texas as robotaxis. Once again they have absolutely no human in the car at all.      (technology)

submitted by Crackinjokes to technology 4 days ago

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To all those people who said it would never happen suck it.

Austin's the testing ground and they're seeking Federal approval for the whole United states.

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Woman goes to South Africa to investigate what's going on. A good video.     (rumble.com)

submitted by Crackinjokes to videos 5 days ago

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A guy confronts police who are removing his flyers.      (goyimtv.com)

submitted by Crackinjokes to Jews 5 days ago

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"Go ahead and enlist baby girl!" Really one of the greatest takedowns of an Israeli Jew propaganda person of all time.      (youtube.com)

submitted by Crackinjokes to Jews 5 days ago

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What I'd love to see Trump do regarding these judicial decisions but we know he won't because .. whatever.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 5 days ago

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What I'd love to see happen is whenever a judge or someone else makes some ruling against the executive branch and his powers is Trump would walk into that judges courtroom or even the Supreme Court with a full phalanx of secret service and maybe even a few military and he would ask the judge to get out of his seat and the judge would protest and then he would sit in the judge's seat and he would make a ruling.

Whatever ruling he wanted.

And then he would leave.

And then that would leave the judge or the supreme Court judges with the awkward conversation that had to be had about how the president has no right to make a ruling from the judicial bench.

And wouldn't that really kind of say it all?
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Discussion at overheard at a coffee shop recently     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 5 days ago

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So I'm sitting there in this coffee shop and this couple comes in that I would guess is in their 50s maybe late 40s man and a woman and then this guy walks in the door who's an older man and they're very happy to see each other and their conversation is something about the older guy got an RV and the in the couple are talking about how great it is and isn't even loving it and is he learning to park it this that and the other which was all you know nothing really

So then they sit down and I'm over hearing a little bit of the conversation and the part that I hear that stands out was the older guy that they just met up with at the coffee shop says so you know how are your kids or something and they talk about one of them nothing interesting.

and then the the man of the couple says and our other child is trans.

And the older guy they met say what do you mean trans?

And he says well he's a biological male but he's now a woman.

And then he goes on and says you know he has this whole online life with lgbtq and this that and the other and that's his whole social life and he seems very happy with it all.

Of course I immediately thank you of course that's how it all seems to start these days. These people get online and they run into these other messed up f*** and those messed up f*** want to recruit as many people as possible so they start talking to other people and making them think this b*******.

And then the man continues to go on and he says yes he's been living with his roommate for a long time and that's been the most difficult transition because his roommate was his best friend from his youth and this that and the other. and they've been living together for a long time. And then he says something which brings up the kids age and he says he's 36 and his roommates a little older.

Well that kind of changed the whole situation. I mean here I was thinking his kid was like off at college or just out of college or something this was all going on but really his kid is a very f***** up man.

And then they get up and go to the bathroom or whatever and I kind of take a look at the dude who's in the couple. and you know he's not completely liberal looking like I expected he would be. (They had been around a sort of a divider that was right next to my table which is the only reason I heard them and couldn't really see them except when they first greeted.) he's sort of like barely there. but he is wearing a salmon covered t-shirt (a weak man's pink)
and he's not really scrawny but he's obviously got no bulk either.

and his woman is not one of those real big fat heifers that a lot of these liberal skinny dudes marry. she's more normal. and she's not like one of those vegetarian looking women that skin is gone and has no muscle tissue anymore because of their vegetarian ways. she's a little more normal.

And honestly I was a little surprised by that because I would have expected them to be much more flaming liberals. In a way that kind of made me sad because I thought oh my God this guy is relatively normal and he's still falling for this b******* and what a difficult situation that must be for him.

And then I'm thinking to myself ... my first thought is how the f*** have you ever let yourself be convinced that your son is trans? Because this guy is clearly from an older generation before all this b******* started and he should have nipped that s*** in the bud.

Then I'm thinking about the age of his son and how he's talking about him like he's a child. and the guy is 36 years old. and I'm like oh okay well that's one reason he can't say anything because if he wants to have a relationship with this son at all he's got to go along with his b*******.

And now he's trying to convince himself that it's true. and that's what you know he's doing when he's explaining it to this other guy is he's trying to convince himself that it's true. so he doesn't have to admit to himself that his son is a complete f****** idiot.

and then I'm thinking about it some more and I'm realizing okay these two dudes have been living together since they were young and their childhood friends and now one of them is pretending to turn into a woman and I'm thinking okay it's really just some f***** up gay f**** relationship that they're not acknowledging. and the younger one is clearly thinking that if he turns into a woman that he's going to convince his older friend that he's in love with him and they're going to be a couple. Or maybe they already are f*** and that's just the excuse the dude is using to tell his dad so he doesn't have to tell him that he's gay.

Anyway was just one of the more f***** up conversations I've heard recently.

But I just couldn't help but think to myself how in the hell is a father are you spreading this b******* with a straight face that your son is a trans and that he was a biological man his term and that now he's a woman. I mean even if you love your kid you don't have to fall for their b*******.

Anyway I'm usually not in the habit of paying attention to conversations but I am interested in the RV life so that caught my attention.

The interesting thing about this was this is the state of the world we're living in where a couple that is old enough to know better has to somehow try to rationalize and explain to others this stupid ridiculous transphenomenon that's going on and f****** up their family. And part of me just felt real sad for the man in the couple.

I mean you often see the loud mouth Tran activist trying to justify or convince others that he's not diluted and sometimes you see vocal parents out on the picket lines screaming at people but you're rarely see the more personal behind the scenes side of it and it just kind of made me sad.

I mean think how many older parents who know better are now going through this and having to somehow figure out a way to explain it to others. Especially to people that are apparently long time friends like this guy was apparently.
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I never understood black people's obsession with sneakers and rims for their car. But I now realize they have something in common. They both touch the ground and let you run from the police faster so maybe that's why they just are so attentive to them.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 5 days ago

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Do tou think supporting what Israel is doing is either conservative, MAGA, Repu lican or pro Trump?      (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Crackinjokes to AskUpgoat 5 days ago

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Jew attacks a cripple then scurries away.      (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Crackinjokes to Jews 5 days ago

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How do you make a fag fuck a woman?      (Jokes)

submitted by Crackinjokes to Jokes 5 days ago

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You shit in her cunt.
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Amazing colorized aerial footage from the first time jews caused a brother war in europe... Ww1     (youtu.be)

submitted by Crackinjokes to History 6 days ago

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California no longer suspends the driver's licenses of those who are behind in child support payments unless they make over 70% of the median income in the area. Amazing that they ever did this to begin with because how the hell is a guy supposed to pay if you can't get a job and can't drive to it.     (youtu.be)

submitted by Crackinjokes to law 6 days ago

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