Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

in the 70s, there were 3-4 TV stations

the fambly sat on the couch after dinner, and picked a show to watch

The Love Boat

MASH

Three's Company

Charlie's Angels

etc

now ppl wanna watch some degen stupid shit that no one else could possibly relate to (4chan, Voat, 9gag)

little Missy is in her room, twerkin to TikTok

Dad is in the garage, constructing a noose whilst watching niggerball

Mom is on Tinder, swiping right on every tatted-up nigger

yung Brad is on Grindr, also swiping right on tatted-up niggers

I miss the 70s.

Nobody wants to watch 'your' YouTube video, faggits (whatever)

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stop cluttering up the front page with stupid shit no one clicks on.

HAPPY NATIONAL NIGGER DAY!!!!! (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1.4 years ago

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George Washington USED to have a day, but dis nigga obviously mo impotant..

COMING SOON: NATIONAL NIGGER MONTH!!

Suggestion: refer to tunneljews as 'PIPEKIKES' (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1.4 years ago

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Discuss.

Every other roastie on FB claims to be a 'digital creator' lol (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1.4 years ago

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Posting a pic from your fone (bought by a man) on FB does not make you a 'creator' of anything, HONEYBUNS. Take a cooking class, then make the menfolk some nice food. NOW we appreciate you.

Bought some electrical wire yesterday (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1.5 years ago

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A 15 foot roll of 12-2 now costs FORTY ONE FUCKIN DOLLARS. It has been 10-15 bucks for years. AND....it was in a locked cage! WTF?? I bitched to the lady about it, and she laffed at me for bein a stupid boomer.

my dad, an educated ex-military officer, is a vaxxtard, so is my only brother (whatever)

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The 82 year-old tard is stressed out from caring for my demented mom, and doctors told him he has cooooooooooooooovid. Of course, being a good ZOGbot, he believes it. All the articles I sent him over the past 3 years made no difference. If the TV or a doctor says something, he believes it. He tells me I spend too much time on 'those rightwing conspiracy websites'. I have more in common with you schizos than my own family, which is sad as fuck. Except Queeri, he should rope immediately.

I'm pretty sure Mossad spy satellites are scanning my brain waves (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1.5 years ago

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I just don't know why they would bother, I'm very low IQ.

It seems that in the past 1-2 days, posts and comments have gotten 100x more schizo (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1.5 years ago

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...or is the problem on MY end??

'Member when the mooslim sandniggers promised to do some {things} over Xmas and NYE?? (whatever)

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Heh, I guess they forgot. Everyone is so beaten down and demoralized.

I am grateful to all the fat gay autistic retards on Voat (whatever)

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...for making me laugh so many times this past year. The userbase may be smol, but the retardation is intense.

What was your favorite 2023 Voat quote? (whatever)

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In my opinion, NOTHING can top Queeri's 'pussymeat is not for me'.

Jan 1 is the best day of the year (whatever)

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FINALLY the retarded holidays shit is over. I hope Queeri has massive post-holiday depression, and ropes.

Imagine all the soldiers that died in WW2 looking down on Earth from heaven today... (whatever)

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...all the boys that had their nuts shot off on Omaha Beach be like 'my great grandson just paid someone to remove his testicles, so he could look smooth in panties??'

-2

All I want for Cucksmas is (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1.5 years ago

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--Queeri to neck himself

--a edit function in Chat

the crud at the bottom of a litter box... (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1.5 years ago

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...is more useful than Queeri is. Change my mind.

Polak actress Zofia Wichlacz (tse2.mm.bing.net)

submitted by Anus_Expander to WhiteBeauty 1.5 years ago

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I recently discovered her in a Bong miniseries called 'World On Fire'.

E-bike niggaz, lemme skool ya (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1.5 years ago

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If your bike is malfunctioning, open the plastic box that holds the controller. NOT the display. Take the back plate off the controller, then put back on. Put controller back in the housing, tighten screws. There is a 50/50 chance your bike will start working again. I just did it to mine. A new controller is 80 bux.

The Beatles meet Motley Crue: A Hard Girl's Night (www.youtube.com)

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Best band EVER: the Bee Gees or the Beastie Boys?? (whatever)

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