A few months ago, my ass was sparking. This is a rare event, I get the roids about once a decade. I did not mention it aloud. I turn on my iPad and up pops an ad for Tucks Medicated Pads! I had never seen such an ad before.
We’re in a simulation. My own ass…is a simulation. Yours too.
Did your phone spend more time in the bathroom? Maybe you hesitated a bit when scrolling past a related ad. You can start to worry if you start getting ads for cancer or pregnancy products.
No, I’ve never owned a cell phone, or Nordstar, or any faggot assed Alexia type devices. I ignore ads completely. The most logical explanation is that my ass is simulated and when I sleep, it ceases to exist until my consciousness reboots.
I need one of you fellas to stay up all night and watch my ass while I sleep. Just watch, that’s all. For science.
[ - ] Weredawg 1 point 5 monthsJan 3, 2024 08:48:39 ago (+1/-0)
I always have a holocaust simulation/denial running in the back of my mind as a defense against psychic attacks by jews. Bet it works on brainwave scanners too.
[ + ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager
[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 3 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2024 09:58:22 ago (+3/-0)
We’re in a simulation. My own ass…is a simulation. Yours too.
[ + ] Sector2
[ - ] Sector2 2 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2024 11:15:44 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager
[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 4 monthsJan 3, 2024 15:36:50 ago (+1/-0)
I need one of you fellas to stay up all night and watch my ass while I sleep. Just watch, that’s all. For science.
[ + ] Anus_Expander
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[ + ] Dirtydyno
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[ + ] PrincessRobotBubblegum
[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 2 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2024 08:48:53 ago (+2/-0)
Black Sabbath -
Fairies Wear Boots
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXqMkqeFQwA&pp
[ + ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior
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[ + ] Anus_Expander
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[ + ] NaturalSelectionistWorker
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[ - ] Weredawg 1 point 5 monthsJan 3, 2024 08:48:39 ago (+1/-0)
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[ + ] ruck_feddit
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[ + ] Anus_Expander
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