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A black child would swat at this puppy. Seriously. There is a difference.      (youtube.com)
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How long has it been since we've had a proper @system sighting in these parts?     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by iSnark to AskUpgoat 4 days ago (+10/-1)
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@system seems to be as elusive and rare as Sasquatch, A good woman, or Leprechauns...
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I found a man     (whatever)
submitted by Storefront to whatever 2 hours ago (+20/-0)
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He plays guitar as a pro, works in logistics and engineering, is a redhead and loves Jesus. He raised 4 white kids real good, all are in or just out of college, all are engineers. He is kind, sweet and gentle, and very very based on Jews and Nogs. I already cooked him a few good meals to prove my worth, and cleaned up his house while he had to take a work call. It's out there folks. I hope this is the one for me, but believe in it for yourselves. If it's not, and it doesn't work out, it's OK because he gave me faith. He's coming to my church with me next week but goes to his own.

Love and peace to you all this mothers day and please pray for my good luck. If you hate religion and prayer, just hope we do well. I am trying for the best things in life, a good white life and white future. 😌
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US to begin admitting white South African refugees     (www.yahoo.com)
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Oriental Slut Teacher Gets 30 Years In Prison For Getting Muh Dicked While Giving Up That Yellow Pussy     (archive.is)
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https://archive.is/X3AzD

Is this @TrumpMan1488's weefe?
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egg shortage     (pomf.lain.la)
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Come monday the war between pakistan and india should be winding down. It's a distraction from the tard war in ukraine, and pulls resources from war preps in the pacific.     (whatever)
submitted by prototype to whatever 1 day ago (+4/-0)
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Also the indians have been cut down to size a bit and should, after a couple more days, be more amicable to coming to the table and wrangling their general scams and bullshit across the globe.

Pakistan will also be less amicable to cooperating with the west now too, seeing as they helped arm ukraine and then got left holding the bag with few arms while the u.s. came to the aid of india.

The result of all of this is the u.s. should now see that multipolarity is not merely in the cards, but that it is near inevitable now, owing to the fact we were not able to stop this war on a mere demand.

Nations have lost their fear of the u.s and its every command, and don't treat our commands as watchwords any more.

The final outcome is these last few weeks will either make war with china and russia on a much larger scale either far more likely, or way less likely as the u.s. and western nations have had a reality check.

Who likes to gamble?
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George Bernard shaw on Marriage, the Oppression of Women, and the Hypocrisies of Monogamy     (OccidentalEnclave)
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James o keefe scared for his life goes dark and… raises the roof at a rave     (gab.com)
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Shit Mechanic 😡     (files.catbox.moe)
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UN Rapes & Traffics Women     (files.catbox.moe)
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songs I like to listen to when I'm programming <3. Tell me which ones you're listening to     (chat-to.dev)
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Writer Spencer Sunshine described it as "the bible of the most extreme wing of the new generation of neo-Nazis", and noted it as "a strange book, mixing National Socialism with serial killers and a veneration of Charles Manson"     (OccidentalEnclave)
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happy mothers day for the mommies of voat!      (whatever)
submitted by dosvydanya_freedomz to whatever 8 hours ago (+41/-0)
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i dont know if there are moms on this site but i wish you a happy mother's day anyway.
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The entire team that runs the Conspirologist acccount     (files.catbox.moe)
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A brief history of Alexander the Great in music     (www.youtube.com)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnbqhjX483U

It has to be Iron Maiden.

Near to the East, in a part of Ancient Greece
In an ancient land called Macedonia
Was born a son, to Philip of Macedon
The legend his name was Alexander

At the age of nineteen he became the Macedon King
And he swore to free all of Asia Minor
By the Aegean Sea in three thirty four B.C.
He utterly beat the armies of Persia

Alexander the Great
His name struck fear into hearts of men
Alexander the Great
Became a legend amongst mortal men

King Darius the third defeated, fled Persia
The Scythians fell by the river Jaxartes
Then Egypt fell to the Macedon King as well
And he founded the city called Alexandria

By the Tigris river, he met King Darius again
And crushed him again at the battle of Arbela
Entered Babylon and Susa, treasures he found
Took Persepolis, the capital of Persia

Alexander the Great
His name struck fear into hearts of men
Alexander the Great
Became a God amongst mortal men

Phrygian King had bound a chariot yoke
And Alexander cut the Gordian knot
And legend said that 'Who untied the knot
He would become the master of Asia'

Hedonism, he spread far and wide
The Macedonian learned mind
Their culture was a western way of life
He paved the way for Christianity
Marching on, marching on

The battle weary marching side by side
Alexander's army line by line
They wouldn't follow him to India
Tired of the combat, pain and the glory

Alexander the Great
His name struck fear into hearts of men
Alexander the Great
He died of fever in Babylon
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Great tits, but I'm still gonna say it      (files.catbox.moe)
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totally NOT a faggot: Sweden's Security Adviser Resigns Less Than 24 Hours After Appointment After 'Sensitive' Grindr Pictures Emerge     (www.zerohedge.com)
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God dammit fuck shit Jesus. I had to kill a little baby bird just now. I am so fucked. This sucks ass.     (TellTalk)
submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to TellTalk 5 hours ago (+4/-2)
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I have all these areas around my house where the birds build nests. I go around and knock the nests down before they’re completed. I knocked a nest down this morning that had two eggs in it, whatever. Just now I knocked a nest down and a little baby bird with no feathers, a little pink bird, fell out Ont the ground and was squeaking. I a had to crush it with the end of the broom. I had to. What could I do otherwise, I had just destroyed its home.
Fuck. I should have looked up into the nest and made sure. If I had done that and saw the little baby bird, I would have let it go and left it alone.
Fuck. Fuck. God dammit. Fuck.
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When you subscribe to the Neri News Fear Feed     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by MeyerLansky to PaulNeriForPresident 6 hours ago (+14/-0)
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The shit I do to avoid going to the hospital.     (whatever)
submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 19 hours ago (+7/-0)
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Had a cyst on my tailbone. It was a big nasty fucker, looked like a whitehead, but the size of a half dollar coin. It was super painful to even wear jeans, fucker was angry. Lanced that bastard with a sewing needle, then opened it up a little more with a paring knife. Got about a shot glass worth of puss out and it smelled like the Ganges. Got it cleaned up real good and slapped some gauze on it. Fast forward a couple hours and I'm a new man. I can sit on my ass again without feeling like eating a bullet. My wife thinks I'm insane, but you really can't argue with results. Anyway, yeah I really don't like hospitals. That was one of the most painful things I've done, but at least I didn't have to deal with Dr Diversity and Nurse tiktok. Y'all think I can run that paring knife through the dishwasher, or should I just throw it in my tackle box?
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That's right, it's Friday night! That means it's time for the Friday Night Guitar Thread. This time around, we've done something very unusual. I'm not sure if it's something we've ever done before, so come join us in our merriment!     (Guitar)
submitted by TheRealBuddha to Guitar 2 days ago (+20/-1)
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Once again, it's time for the FNGT!

If you don't know how this works, click this link. That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should upgoat go down.

NOTE: That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, ask a regular participant (such as @Sleazy or myself).

If you already know what's going on, you probably don't need to click any of those links. You can still visit to see if any changes have been made, as that's also where we kept the archives and have a second forum.

By the way, we're down to just two of us. If you want to help, let us know.
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A friend just stopped by and gave me a guitar!     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Sleazy to Guitar 4 days ago (+24/-0)
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Is the pope woke?      (spectator.org)
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So after 20 years of intentionally creating and pushing hatred of "White Male" culture as a political crutch... the Bolshevik-Jew controlled Democrat party suddenly wants to end it?     (www.thegatewaypundit.com)
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