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Welcome New Talk Goat! Please feel free to introduce yourself to the community with a Discuss post. How you got here, where you came from, why you're here, whatever... it's nice to get to know you. Making a post and commenting is a great way to build up the points you'll need going forward

The site was created by "System" on 2021-02-26 in honor of voat.co, one of the last places for free speech on the web, and as a way to regroup that community after shuttering on 2020-12-25. The goal here is to allow for just about everything that's legal in the USA, just like the original voat. We do have a few simple rules here though, please take a moment to check these out.

This site, Talk.lol, has a twin-sister site, Voat.xyz; while the content and your submissions and comments are absolutely identical, you will need to be signed into both to move back and forth freely.

Some FYI's:
There are two kinds of points: Comment Contribution Points (CCP) and Submission Contribution Points (SCP). CCP's are earned from your fellow goats when you make comments and are up/down voted; SCP's is the same but refer to your Discuss or Link submission posts.

As a new goat, you will need 10CCP to create a Link post and any 10 pts total to upvote, so start on the site with Discuss posts and then make comments, you'll find that many here agree with your thoughts or enjoy some adversarial conversation. Vote as you wish, you can upvote 2x times as you can downvote, but you will need at least 25CCP to cast a downvote. Downvoted content is just a reflection of others' opinions, low numbers won't stop you from posting or commenting here.

There are tons of subverses where you can post/comment and the list grows everyday, Explore Talk, with v/whatever being a catch-all place to post. We have a few subs here that do have rules/guidelines so be sure to check the sub's sidebar for these.

In the top bar of the site, up towards the left, All is now a drop-down and gives you options for viewing the site. Subscribed shows you to all the posts for every subverse you've subscribed to, so you see only what you want when you want it, check out the other viewing options too. Don't see a sub to suit your needs, create one after you reach the 50CCP threshold! Viewing v/All here will show you every post from every sub no holds barred (unless you've excluded viewing some content, see below). Many users enjoy surfing the site sorting by New, this feature will also sort posts in any sub on the site too.

Visit your Profile Page to upload an avatar by clicking on your username! Here too you can access Account Options, tools that allow you to customize the site, from shutting off Adult-oriented posts to listening to the Chat window via text-to-speech to allowing YouTube links to embed. More options are added as we grow so check back to see what new options might be available.

Talk is often a free-wheeling place and there are times when you'd prefer not to see certain content, that's cool. In addition to customizing your views in Account Options, you may also Hide a post, Block a User, or even Block a Subverse should you so desire.

Found a bug? Look to see if someone else has reported it or make a post as needed in v/TalkDev.

Have an idea for the site? Check out v/IdeasForTalk and start a new post or comment in an existing post!

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As a new site, there's still some growing and learning going on but we hope you like what you see and want to make us a daily stop.
Join us, Goats have all the fun -- MaaaaaLOL! :)




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Welcome to upgoat 🐐     (Introductions)
submitted by system to Introductions 2.5 years ago (+15/-9)
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Thank you for joining the site.

If you make a thread in this sub you will automatically receive 10 scp. This should help you get your account going.

Check out https://www.upgoat.net/v/Colorizer for different site color themes.

Feel free to PM me if you have any questions.

-system admin
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So happy to be back.     (introductions)
submitted by dank to introductions 3.2 years ago (+7/-0)
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Thank you.
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Hello all you beautiful bastards!     (introductions)
submitted by Slotting_Floppies to introductions 3.2 years ago (+7/-0)
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It does feel nice to be Maaaaahh'd at again.
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Who do I have to talk to about getting banned here?      (introductions)
submitted by Vrbllpollushin to introductions 3.1 years ago (+7/-0)
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Good to be back, brothers.

Once a niggerfaggot, always a niggerfaggot.
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Should returning VOATers reintroduce themselves     (introductions)
submitted by WoodenDoors to introductions 3.1 years ago (+7/-0)
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I heard poal talking shit about voat.xyz     (introductions)
submitted by NorthStar to introductions 3.1 years ago (+9/-2)
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It was then I knew you were alright and came over.


Im not a poal refugee, Im a voat refugee. Do your worst, Im homesick.

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Niggerfaggot     (introductions)
submitted by Lostandfound to introductions 2.5 years ago (+8/-1)
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This week marks the 5th anniversary of my becoming a niggerfaggot.

I tried reddit for about a week before it became obvious they would move heaven and earth to protect a pedo. I even smoked poal for a bit which I think is actually on par in shame terms - I think it's possible to smell AOU's over-reaching scrotum on the login button.

So I think I am just a niggerfaggot at heart, might be terminal.. not sure yet
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\Ω Hoire a chàirdean (Hail, friends)      (introductions)
submitted by anrach to introductions 1.4 years ago (+7/-0)
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~on voat
~end up on poal during the time of troubles
~after 2 years there with no drama whatsoever, paranoid/power-tripping admin zeroes account and says fuck off to "fakevoat"
~here I am

So yeah. Hoping it's somewhat less premenstrual around here. Looks good so far.
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They say beauty is only skin deep     (introductions)
submitted by Biscuits to introductions 10 months ago (+7/-0)
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And that's why I'm racist.
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Take my IP, Please...     (introductions)
submitted by BitterVeteran to introductions 2.6 years ago (+7/-1)
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I'm a bitter veteran. I am saying hello.
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hello goats     (introductions)
submitted by CausticRaz to introductions 2.3 years ago (+9/-3)
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i am here for the beer and free snacks.
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I'm outlaw. I shoot bows n sheeit. I also write poetry sometimes.     (introductions)
submitted by outlaw to introductions 1.9 years ago (+9/-3)
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"kick rocks"
wagie, wagie
you're a slavey
work all day
have a wife yet?
maybe
took your shot
can't have a baby
for 13 dollars
blue hair, crazy.
heart attack, fat as shit, stupid, lazy.
cut your balls off, still not a lady
dress in drag, heres your hormone rations
suicide is the latest fashion
welcome to the neoliberal nation
spread em for a million haitains
playing games and smoking dope
abortions banned, seeth with rope
try to loot at riots, nope
concealed carry passed, wheres your hope?
AR-15 took your skateboard dreams
biceps lean, your cremation wasn't 'green'
cope.

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I’m back     (introductions)
submitted by Trope to introductions 1 year ago (+6/-0)
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Seldom posted to the old Voat. Here to remind you that ruminant animals are the best source of nutrition. Always eat your beef and beef liver. Salt to taste.
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Hello and Fuck You     (introductions)
submitted by Sleazy to introductions 3 years ago (+6/-1)
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I used to be crazy_eyes back on Voat from the beginning. But someone else must have stole that name, and I was crazy on the faggot site poal since voat went away on Christmas, so now I will just use the fucking nickname people call me, fuck you name thieves. Whatever.

Hello anyways. Hope this fucking site works and lasts and can be what it could be
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In just here to help pump up the numbers on the front page..     (introductions)
submitted by FuckYou77 to introductions 2.9 years ago (+5/-0)
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.. and to call all you smelly goats faggots
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The triumphant return     (introductions)
submitted by Womb_Raider to introductions 2.9 years ago (+5/-0)
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I was on voat since it was called Whoaverse. I saw all the ups and downs and the eventual demise. I came to love and hate so much of what voat was.

I won't get as invested this time, but it's good to see the place is still running. Freedom of speech is the most powerful tool the people will ever have at their disposal.
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Einherjar     (introductions)
submitted by ASI to introductions 2.7 years ago (+5/-0)
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Einherjar meaning “those who fight alone”, warriors handpicked by Odin to fight and die by his side in Ragnarok.

Hi, I been lurking for far to long. Here have one of my favorite songs it got some good lyrics:

Einherjr by Hulkoff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbsc-3T6o4M

When my time has come, I vow and swear
I will go to Valhalla in combat gear
I’ll take my place in Odin’s hall
Let me fly to Asgard when I fall


My first post, hope the formatting was bearable. If you want more songs let me know, otherwise thank you for your attention and take care.
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Intro      (introductions)
submitted by baad73e to introductions 2.5 years ago (+5/-0)
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Hey.

I used to post on voat under a different name and have been lurking here since the switch. I figured I'd make an account so I could shill "Fire Cider" in some other thread so here I am.

Right now I'm trying to learn more about gardening, deepen my faith, and get a fat salaried tech job so I can make enough to buy some land and start living right.
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shalom     (introductions)
submitted by InsufferableFaggot to introductions 2.5 years ago (+6/-1)
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I came here to chew foreskin and subvert, and I'm all out of foreskin.
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From Feddit to Voat.co to now     (introductions)
submitted by beholdapalehorse to introductions 2.5 years ago (+5/-0)
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I was on reddit before it was mega pozzed. When it got pozzed I quit for a long time. It seemed like it went from a community where i was discovering new and interesting information every day. After a while it all became the same thing, people agreeing on the same agenda, opposing views censored. Then whenever something really juicy popped up you'd click the thread only to be met with dozens of [deleted by moderator] or just plain [this has been removed]. Clearly something was amiss. Then I found voat.co. Then it shut down for Christmas. And now we're here.
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Hi. I'm new. I have the cure for a better world. I should run for president 2024.     (introductions)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to introductions 2.4 years ago (+7/-2)
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At least I'm not a jew. Love free speech. Reddit is an israeli/bot hang-out. Pole is gay and AOU sucks purple floppy donkey dicks. Jews did 911. Israel has illegal nukes and has threatened the world with them on numerous occasions and should be invaded or nuked. Niggers are violent terrorists with low IQ and have no value for human life and money, education cannot and will not fix it. Spics are lowly roaches and do not deserve to even live on the border with a white society.

All jews are pedo demons from hell manifest on Earth and should never be allowed in positions of power in white nations. Street shitters are animals who cannot be domesticated. Chinese are bugs and shouldn't even be allowed to have automobiles. Queers are mentally ill and should be put into lunatic asylums until they can be normalized and if not then keep them in cages. All leftist commies are scum. Trump and Biden are on the same (((team))). Qtards are fucking idiots who deserve to be shunned.

Muslims are violent lunatics and to never be trusted or allowed around white societies. Race traitors deserve the hell in which they live. Silver spoon yuppies are pure cancer no matter where they reside and should be shunned and relentlessly made fun of. Most rural white people(red necks) are great people but white trash, and yes, even rich people can be white trash, are as low as niggers. Women should've never been allowed to vote. All non-whites should NOT be allowed to own nor possess weapons.

We need to have gallows built on every courthouse lawn in America and on Saturdays make a show of it, sell food, etc. Bring the families to watch as violent murderers, pedos and others are prosecuted and sentenced to hang for their crimes. All politicians, actors and news media anchors should be regarded as traitorous, cancerous scum. Erase the fed. Make a flat tax for all and every cent is to be monitored. All money to foreign nations must be stopped imediately. End all welfare/EBT and section 8 and reform disability. If an invader shits out a kid on American soil then it shall be regarded as an invader and they must be sent home at the expense of their nation. Any judge who does not adhere to the constitution is to be prosecuted and led to the gallows for being a traitor.

remove all bases from all around the world and bring all troops home, but send out a fair fucking warning to all nations that anything regarded as a threat to the American people will be met with thousands of fucking missiles (I'm looking at you China and Israel) and their land reclaimed by America. Checks & balances or nothing will change.
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I'm back     (introductions)
submitted by Reawakened to introductions 1.9 years ago (+5/-0)
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Did you miss me?

Fuck all you niggerfaggots glowies and baby dick blowes.
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oy vey original content     (introductions)
submitted by oyveyo to introductions 1.5 years ago (+6/-1)
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First post.

Just banned from poal for noticing

https://jssocial.pw/ppkey/fget/tmp_5APCM0nqj1aiZbd8bBAdAY5I1/upload/pv4rFZ0uFR.jpg

I was iForgotmypassword, and before that I was FuckSnowflakes

I was on voat before that and I can't even remember my handle

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Sparkling Wiggles     (www.dailymotion.com)
submitted by SparklingWiggle to introductions 3.2 years ago (+4/-0)
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https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1k98e

Please allow me to introduce myself and the origins of my name.
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Is this goatopia?     (introductions)
submitted by Notalizard to introductions 3.1 years ago (+4/-0)
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Baaaaaaa