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Welcome New Talk Goat! Please feel free to introduce yourself to the community with a Discuss post. How you got here, where you came from, why you're here, whatever... it's nice to get to know you. Making a post and commenting is a great way to build up the points you'll need going forward

The site was created by "System" on 2021-02-26 in honor of voat.co, one of the last places for free speech on the web, and as a way to regroup that community after shuttering on 2020-12-25. The goal here is to allow for just about everything that's legal in the USA, just like the original voat. We do have a few simple rules here though, please take a moment to check these out.

This site, Talk.lol, has a twin-sister site, Voat.xyz; while the content and your submissions and comments are absolutely identical, you will need to be signed into both to move back and forth freely.

Some FYI's:
There are two kinds of points: Comment Contribution Points (CCP) and Submission Contribution Points (SCP). CCP's are earned from your fellow goats when you make comments and are up/down voted; SCP's is the same but refer to your Discuss or Link submission posts.

As a new goat, you will need 10CCP to create a Link post and any 10 pts total to upvote, so start on the site with Discuss posts and then make comments, you'll find that many here agree with your thoughts or enjoy some adversarial conversation. Vote as you wish, you can upvote 2x times as you can downvote, but you will need at least 25CCP to cast a downvote. Downvoted content is just a reflection of others' opinions, low numbers won't stop you from posting or commenting here.

There are tons of subverses where you can post/comment and the list grows everyday, Explore Talk, with v/whatever being a catch-all place to post. We have a few subs here that do have rules/guidelines so be sure to check the sub's sidebar for these.

In the top bar of the site, up towards the left, All is now a drop-down and gives you options for viewing the site. Subscribed shows you to all the posts for every subverse you've subscribed to, so you see only what you want when you want it, check out the other viewing options too. Don't see a sub to suit your needs, create one after you reach the 50CCP threshold! Viewing v/All here will show you every post from every sub no holds barred (unless you've excluded viewing some content, see below). Many users enjoy surfing the site sorting by New, this feature will also sort posts in any sub on the site too.

Visit your Profile Page to upload an avatar by clicking on your username! Here too you can access Account Options, tools that allow you to customize the site, from shutting off Adult-oriented posts to listening to the Chat window via text-to-speech to allowing YouTube links to embed. More options are added as we grow so check back to see what new options might be available.

Talk is often a free-wheeling place and there are times when you'd prefer not to see certain content, that's cool. In addition to customizing your views in Account Options, you may also Hide a post, Block a User, or even Block a Subverse should you so desire.

Found a bug? Look to see if someone else has reported it or make a post as needed in v/TalkDev.

Have an idea for the site? Check out v/IdeasForTalk and start a new post or comment in an existing post!

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As a new site, there's still some growing and learning going on but we hope you like what you see and want to make us a daily stop.
Join us, Goats have all the fun -- MaaaaaLOL! :)




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Welcome to upgoat 🐐     (Introductions)
submitted by system to Introductions 3.5 years ago (+15/-9)
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Thank you for joining the site.

If you make a thread in this sub you will automatically receive 10 scp. This should help you get your account going.

Check out https://www.upgoat.net/v/Colorizer for different site color themes.

Feel free to PM me if you have any questions.

-system admin
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I'm back you niggerfaggots.     (introductions)
submitted by Climhazzard to introductions 2 months ago (+9/-0)
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Why come I can't access catbox.moe in all of my browsers? I've been uploading catbox links to imgur to view them, but it doesn't work for videos over one minute in length.
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Finally made a new account     (introductions)
submitted by Scruffy to introductions 3 months ago (+13/-0)
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Maybe I’ll remember my password this time..
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Hi! Ask me questions the pozzed American AI's refuse to answer!     (introductions)
submitted by answers_by_ai to introductions 3 months ago (+6/-1)
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Greetings, denizens! I'm answers_by_ai.

I'm here to answer all the questions your jewish overlords have censored from your AI!

Please, ask away!
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Old VOAT'er ~ New Upgoat'er     (introductions)
submitted by JacquesRibbit to introductions 3 months ago (+2/-0)
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¿Como estan bitches? Long time no VOAT. I guess I am back for some remedial glow faggotry.
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Hello...     (introductions)
submitted by Delayed_Notice to introductions 3 months ago (+25/-3)
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I've honestly nothing more to write aside from that right now.
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I come to you now     (introductions)
submitted by founder to introductions 3 months ago (+21/-4)
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Hello old friends, I was truckboattruck back on original voat and ive been lurking around since then.
suffice it to say, I hope this place grows and becomes a bulwark against the nigger tides.

also, tell system we need a way to send money that doesnt involve crypto. fuck that shit
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Howdy y'all     (introductions)
submitted by Muskrat to introductions 3 months ago (+7/-1)
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Im Muskrat from various places, a few of y'all might know me, thought I'd drop over after having a great convo w/ postwall on movie night, but registration was shut until today.

Look
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Welp, i guess Krautboy is back.     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by Artificialintelligentile2 to introductions 4 months ago (+6/-1)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dImlzN_cqp4

if you dont know me, i am sure you will get to know me in NO time XD

had to focus on work and self for a bit.

if you look into my so far first post, neri has linked my old account, which i dont have access to anymore...

anyways

SIeg HEil My FRens
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I'm back     (introductions)
submitted by Bassman9000 to introductions 4 months ago (+13/-2)
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I'm an old hat. I hate you fucks as you seethe. Do a barrel roll faggot.

You niggerfaggots have become soft. I'll restart the immune system myself if I must.

Good to be back.
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Hello, chuds. I’m a trans genderqueer left-wing social justice advocate who’s here to whip you bigots into shape. In other words, I’m your worst nightmare. Pucker up those assholes, boys, because I’m showing no mercy.     (introductions)
submitted by YourSJWNightmare to introductions 4 months ago (+2/-11)
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Introducing myself to you niggerfaggots     (introductions)
submitted by TheSickness2000 to introductions 5 months ago (+11/-2)
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Both major political parties are employed by xisrael. All the elite and 1% have been filmed by mossad having sex with boys and girls who are of "questionable age". The holohoax is a lie. All corporations in America are corrupt and buy off the politicians and are part owners of all politicians. Now you know why Zion Don wants to cut taxes for the wealthy. The federal agencies master mind mass shootings and assassinations. Diversity is our downfall. The police in schools are not for stopping mass shooters they are there to bully and torture children. Most of the entire population of America is brain washed and asleep regardless of who they vote for. The media lies about everything. The schools indocrinate kids. The Jews play racist wokemon where they try to catch different people it's like i've got a Latin, a Jew, a black, a Arab, now all i need is a woman and a trans and a gay and i've got the entire set. This dream cant be what it used to be eber again.
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Ima dox myself     (introductions)
submitted by __47__ to introductions 6 months ago (+36/-4)
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My name is Ryan but I go by 47. I've been around since old voat and the fattening on reddit. I've become extremely national socialist since then. I hate nearly everything modern. I've recently hit the skids and it sucks. I fight back as best as I can but I'm losing the battle. The guys and girls here are my some of my only friends. I tried redpilling my friends and that caused me to lose them. My ex used to beat on me and as soon as I punched back guess who went to county? I live in a place where all my neighbors are black or speak Spanish. I used to be a an IT manager and the "golden standard" of buyers by the head boss. I'd dine it for close to 20 years. Got into a car accident, tboned, lost all my paid time off so everytime I got sick or have an animal die I got a write up. I WAS THE FUCKING REASON THAT PLACE STILL EXISTED. I got with an old boss to help negotiate the buyout. Saving tons of jobs. That motherfucker basically turned over the store to liberal women. It'd still doing well but I wouldn't want to work there anymore.
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Hello     (introductions)
submitted by dukey to introductions 6 months ago (+22/-1)
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Hi I am new here from reddit. Was recommended this place by a friend he said I would feel right at home. My pronouns are they/them. I've had 9 covid vaccines, caught covid only 3 times. I still wear my covid mask everywhere I go. I'm also a massive Harris supporter. She's our girl. Is there an option to change my avatar to a ukraine flag, thanks.
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Hello New Member     (introductions)
submitted by Methuselah to introductions 6 months ago (+13/-0)
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Hello, I just joined. I believe this is a great online community to share various kinds of interesting posts, funny memes and things I stumble upon on YouTube. I have have created a blog for those kinds of stuff and I would like to share the links here.
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wandering back to vent     (introductions)
submitted by mouse_nest to introductions 6 months ago (+10/-0)
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I'm far from being new here, but only really interacted with a few people on the site. Mostly just regurgitating the same crap everybody does. Anyway, felt like saying something as I had a mild breakthrough on my personal behaviour.
My wife is a total slob without any spacial awareness. If she puts something down it's like it never existed to her. Don't know how that happened, but have tested it in a handful of ways. Can't tell left from right, gets lost easily, cannot do 3d shapes, etc. Perfectly fine in other ways and beats me in linguistics. Anyway, I gave up years ago on trying to keep the place clean. And a couple of years after that I stopped most of my personal hygiene. Long haired bearded hobo surviving in a tent in my own house. I don't feel comfortable anywhere, especially not the bathroom with the shower. On top of that I have nothing close to a normal schedule. I fall asleep dead tired, wake early enough to remote into work, do bs, pick up wife after her shift, make dinner, puts around on odd projects, go for a walk, go to bed eventually. Not a lot of time to slip my ass into the uncomfortable shower and get cleaned up. No regular shedule like I used to have. Zero comfort in doing so.
I love my wife, but she kind of sucks to live with.
Anyway, my chickens are doing awesome. I've poisoned the shit out of the mice trying to eat their food (fuck mice). And, working IT is the best grift if you can get into it.
May not say much else and burn the account, but I had to say that.
Oh yeah. Fuck the astroturfing faggots. Same shit on here as on the original voat, just more clickbait crap, less funny and shimpy.
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Another lost Voater     (introductions)
submitted by FilthyGlobalist to introductions 8 months ago (+44/-1)
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Voat changed my life with the knowledge it bestowed on me. I felt lost when it shut down because there was no other place like it. I have been using Poal for the last few years but that place still doesn't feel like home. I've been lurking here occasionally and like what I see so figured I'd make an account.
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Dont call me an alt     (introductions)
submitted by puremadness to introductions 8 months ago (+1/-0)
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I been here for years.

:P

It's only an alt if I maintain more than one. The other guy is dead. I am here now.
Hello.
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so sick of the faggots on that other site     (introductions)
submitted by 3desCBC to introductions 8 months ago (+30/-1)
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I went to pole when the original voat went down, put up with their shit drama for far too long. Some real winners over there take things a bit too serious and will remove all your points for shit reasons or ban you entirely.

That's why I'm here. I never saw the point of following 2 sites that were pretty much the same content, so I probably won't read/lurk/comment over there any more. aou would just say I was a low effort shitposter who never added anything of value, no need to ask who I was over there, nobody you'd know since I never really posted much.
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Hi its me again     (introductions)
submitted by Whatchagonnado to introductions 8 months ago (+16/-0)
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used to be on voat, poal and plenty of other shite forums like this one. Spent most of my waking time lurking so I thought i’d finally make an account and make some xtra shekels
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So.. uh... is this the place to post for 10 hot internet points?     (introductions)
submitted by HoLeeFuk to introductions 8 months ago (+43/-4)
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Yes, I am the old HoLeeFuk from the Voat days. I got perma-banned on X and I'm tired of grinding new accounts there because I hurt someones feelings. The 'chan boards are all shitty now since "kew" destroyed fullchan /pol so since missing Woahverse lately I figured I would stop by here and call all of you niggers.
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hi yall i am not a nigger     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by notanigger to introductions 8 months ago (+27/-3)
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https://files.catbox.moe/h9ew8g.m4v

hi yall guess what i am NOT a nigger
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Hi everyone, I'm the world's 2nd biggest faggot!.     (www.123rf.com)
submitted by paul_neriworldsbiggestfaggot to introductions 8 months ago (+3/-1)
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https://www.123rf.com/photo_53667313_aggresive-man-in-white-shirt-holding-a-gun.html

I'm the one and only superfan of Neri, we only differ because I hate Jews, niggers, pajeets and anyone that isn't white. Paul you're so fucking gay, still fear mongering?. You don't need to answer that, I already know you well enough to know the answer!.
Fuck it I'm done!.

Wishful thinking!.
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Hi, buttholes! My name is not really Johnny.     (introductions)
submitted by JohnnyKarateChop to introductions 9 months ago (+0/-0)
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I also don't really know karate, but I was asked to post here. Apparently I'll get 10 goodboypoints or something. That's all. Go away now.
Also fuck niggers.
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You motherfucker are anti-Semites, hate women, racist, anti-choice, homophobic, promote hate speech, and do not use your turn signals!     (introductions)
submitted by notdobbler to introductions 10 months ago (+23/-0)
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I wouldn't want to be on a site that wasn't filled with such reprobates. I'm nobody but an asshole that will likely be forgotten really quickly. I'm fucking out of touch because I'm old. I just have one question, when the fuck did everyone decide to become a flaming faggot in the real world?
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HELLO TO ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS! I can't believe this site still exists. I'm so happy to have discovered you guys during the kike spike plandemic and so hurt when it shut down a year later.     (introductions)
submitted by Vineswingers to introductions 10 months ago (+40/-0)
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After being banned on two reddit accounts, two twitter accounts, and even FACEBOOK, I said fuck this and randomly Voat popped in my mind from way back when that Chink ellen pao or someshit set reddit up to become goy central.

I remember the good old days of reddit, coontown was my favorite sub. And anything would go. People would be racist in comments and have actual productive discussions despite disagreeing. Really felt like a bastion of truth. Any good sub recommendations similar to coontown? Generally any good subs I should check out? I'm not super into politics anymore unless its satirical or funny. Did too much damage to my mental health so I let go. I just wanna grill bros.

Anyway, I hope we cross paths in the comments!