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Guys, muh trinkets. Did you know I invented boats?

submitted by bushcucks_trickortreat_costume to introductions 3 monthsFeb 26, 2025 16:54:32 ago (+2/-2)     (introductions)



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[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 7 points 3 monthsFeb 26, 2025 17:01:31 ago (+7/-0)

White Europeans - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pesse_canoe

Pesse Canoe
Year of Construction: 8040 BCE
Type: Canoe
Period Built: Mesolithic Europe
Length: 97 meters

- https://www.oldest.org/structures/oldest-boats/

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 2 points 3 monthsFeb 26, 2025 18:31:59 ago (+2/-0)

Black Africans

SS Dindu Nuffin
Year of Construction: Still haven’t figured out how boats work
Type: mythical
Period built: eventually
Length: “Bigger ’n you are, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!”

[ - ] bushcucks_trickortreat_costume [op] 1 point 3 monthsFeb 26, 2025 17:05:35 ago (+3/-2)

Nooooooo you must be a dangus alt!! My wife's boyfriend will hear about this!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 3 monthsFeb 26, 2025 20:20:23 ago (+1/-0)

97 meters, yes mmm hmm

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 1 point 3 monthsFeb 26, 2025 20:52:12 ago (+1/-0)

The wiki entry says - 298 centimetres (117 in)


It's almost certainly a typo on the other webpage.

[ - ] shitface9000 2 points 3 monthsFeb 27, 2025 13:22:28 ago (+2/-0)

9.7 meters probably

[ - ] HelenHighwater 6 points 3 monthsFeb 26, 2025 17:54:32 ago (+6/-0)

No, but I heard you can make a pretty serviceable marijuana smoking device out of some foil, a beer can, and a sleep apnea machine.

[ - ] BushChuck5002 0 points 3 monthsFeb 26, 2025 21:30:57 ago (+2/-2)

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Seethe, fat kike.

Seethe forever.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 3 monthsFeb 26, 2025 23:37:15 ago (+1/-1)

Bald cuck seething and malding 😏