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SmedleysPorch

Community for : 1.3 years

Come all ye for creative writing, drunken porch monkey talk, sobriety talk, music, odd and weird historical shit. What have you. From high brow to low brow

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PJ Harvey - Prayer at the Gate (didn't realize she had a new album out)     (m.youtube.com)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 6 months ago (+1/-0)
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"Graveyard Tag"     (SmedleysPorch)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 6 months ago (+0/-1)
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Playing freeze tag in graveyards with imaginary friends

Cast out, pop these Skittles, work it out on my own
Know you care, know you miss me, shame won't answer the phone

Not rock bottom till
You smell lavas sulphur - then
Upside down heaven

In this sliver of tree line smoke refracts distant light
My only beauty beheld now, can't be surpassed by AI

Last good thing in my downfall has come to an end
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Norm MacDonald jewish jokes      (www.youtube.com)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 6 months ago (+7/-0)
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"I Woke Up to World War III"     (SmedleysPorch)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 6 months ago (+5/-0)
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Day drinking on a day off
Took a nap among the trees
I didn't think I'd wake up
To the start of World War III

It began like a Bond film
Paragliders and cheap shelling
As if our 'greatest allie' didn't know
It'd be their Casus Belli

No one on chat or forums this late
Enjoy the crickets while I can
Before nuclear winter
With calls to bomb Iran

Our endless empty pockets
Fund never ending shit shows
Once a narrative collapses
Like Hydra others grow

I watch my nephew's football game
More than meets the eye with sports
It's ancient tribal training
To prepare the men for war

Young man don't let them groom you
To false pretense loyalties
I'll tell you when you're older
When we wake up to World War III
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Rune Chat #338 | Mr. LifeIsSoHard Takes Vacation 9,457 (I show up at 00:44ish)     (m.youtube.com)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 6 months ago (+2/-0)
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"Lennie's Porch"     (SmedleysPorch)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 7 months ago (+1/-0)
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Can't even escape surveillance
Marooned among the all seeing eyes
Of the trailer park
Staying with an indolent acquaintance
Who's been looking for a roommate

We finish laying stone
Around the deck perimeter
Guess I can't stash beer there
From his neurotic stepmother
A few rows down

Lennie doesn't drink
But he yells at her like he does
And he smokes more than me
Since his guinea pig died

Lennie doesn't ask for much
Unlike her in this temporary situation
Since I had to leave my old porch
- Not from eviction
But an unseen lease renewal
Seems it happened to another tenant
In their non-negotiable contract

Shekel goblins
More people grow claws each day
Whether as crabs in a bucket
Or birds to 'lift you up'

But Lennie doesn't pry
He's going night fishing
Where he drowns autistic rage

Hop on the Ebike
Brakes need tightening
Another long day
I want it
Ride with rush hour traffic
Into the sunset with shades
Another long day
I deserve it
Some truck from the quarry
Spilled riprap on the road
Another long day
But I don't need it
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Dean Martin/Audie Murphy- Shutters and Boards (I miss my old porch)     (m.youtube.com)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 7 months ago (+8/-0)
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Bryce Harper tosses helmet into stands after being ejected      (m.youtube.com)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 7 months ago (+6/-1)
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Pigs on the Wing      (m.youtube.com)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 7 months ago (+5/-1)
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Damien Rice - 9 Crimes (I'm drunk and lonely, but that's my fault on purpose. Love y'all. Even you downvoat niggers)     (m.youtube.com)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 1.3 years ago (+2/-0)
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SmedleysPorches Archives      (poal.co)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 1.3 years ago (+2/-2)
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My dad gave me this hat. Think it's too big?     (pic8.co)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 1.3 years ago (+3/-4)
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Welcome to SmedleysPorch      (u.smutty.horse)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 1.3 years ago (+0/-1)
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