Post all content that is satirical, insincere or surreal for the sole purpose to confuse, provoke, entertain, or otherwise evoke an unproductive reaction.
Want to take an uncultured and unsolicited swipe at other users for comedy? Do it right here.
Keep it light-hearted goats, we are all friends at the end of the day.
I know you liked him. I know you valued him far more than me but he called me faggot once too often. He was in his workshop where he mixes his potions (he was a herbalist IRL). It went like this:
"p...paul! Wtf are you doing here?"
[He then saw the snub-nosed revolver in my hand]
Is this a joke? Can we talk about this?".
"Fascinus...you went too far, bro, with your nasty comments".
"Dude I was joshing you, foolin' around. I didn't mean anything"
"Anything you want to say to the bros before I send you to the promised land?".
"C'mon paul. This is madness!"
"One more time. I've got a plane to catch. Is there anything you want to say to the bros?"
"Say...say... how much I appreciated Voat. The freedom to say virtually anything unrestricted by wokeness you faggot c..t!"
I=interviewer, N=nigger, R=reporter, E=electroencephelographologist, G=groundhog (notice that I am labeling things, like a White person)
I: Hello, nigger. Tell us what you did last night. N: I did nigger things. I: Like what? N: Well I invited some friends over to watch a movie but I didn't tell them what movie it was. I: Didn't they ask? N: Yep, and I wouldn't tell. They had to google parts of the movie to figure it out. I: That must have distracted them from the movie? N: Oh yes, they missed the opening scenes that set up the entire movie. I: Couldn't they just rewind the movie and start over? N: No, you see my VCR doesn't rewind, it just plays. I: Well I guess they could have looked at the VHS case and saw the name? N: Hell no, I label everything Raw Video I: You're a nigger N: I know. I: You're like a supernigger. G: That's for sure G: No apology E: No remorse R: No White DNA
