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FYI Ladies: The only difference between a 5'10" man and a 6' tall one is...

submitted by Puller_of_Noses to ShitpostLitterBox 2 weeksApr 9, 2025 16:23:02 ago (+4/-1)     (ShitpostLitterBox)

...the taller ones don't have to stand on tiptoe to pee in the sink.

By the way, did you wash the dishes yet? You won't like the way we wash them.


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[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2025 16:32:00 ago (+4/-0)

No that's why I never want you in the kitchen. Men should only be allowed in 3 rooms. the bedroom the garage and outside. Maybe the basement but that on an as needed basis.

[ - ] CaptainMongo 1 point 2 weeksApr 9, 2025 16:39:33 ago (+1/-0)

What Potted Palms In The Corner Are For...

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 2 weeksApr 9, 2025 17:58:51 ago (+1/-0)

Then piss sits in the trap, and soaks into any soap residue.
do you piss your mattress as well?

[ - ] Whatthefuck 0 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2025 21:00:24 ago (+0/-0)

Cmon, you run the water after. We aren't savages after all.

[ - ] inaminit 1 point 2 weeksApr 9, 2025 17:28:01 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like nigger-tier behavior to me...

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 2 weeksApr 9, 2025 16:28:25 ago (+1/-0)

Wut
Short bitches be birdbathing their poons in the sink all the time.
"Just let me freshen up."
Yeah. Okay.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses [op] 1 point 2 weeksApr 9, 2025 16:30:19 ago (+1/-0)

What? No way.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2025 21:14:35 ago (+0/-0)

I just pee outdoors,Rex & Bowser like the company.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2025 19:51:22 ago (+0/-0)

I wash dishes better than any roastie ever did. I am also tall enough to pee directly onto the countertop without using hands.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 2 weeksApr 9, 2025 19:19:35 ago (+0/-1)

According to surveys of American women the perfect man is 6 foot and 183 lbs.

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=6744c8e646dea

I'd say 6'1 is ideal. That was the height of Jack Dempsey (he usually weighed in at about or under 190 lbs), former hobo, and is the height of the average man in Holland (or maybe even slightly above the average). In Sweden it's slightly under 6 feet.

https://files.catbox.moe/25sd3o.jpg