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ShitpostLitterBox

Community for : 3.2 years

Post all content that is satirical, insincere or surreal for the sole purpose to confuse, provoke, entertain, or otherwise evoke an unproductive reaction.

Want to take an uncultured and unsolicited swipe at other users for comedy? Do it right here.

Keep it light-hearted goats, we are all friends at the end of the day.

Owner: UncleDoug

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blumen4alles when he spots a 9yr old from his barn     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by UncleDoug to ShitpostLitterBox 1.8 years ago (+32/-7)
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dulcima's reaction whenever Prince Harry releases an update.     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by UncleDoug to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+10/-0)
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@dulcima
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dangus, why do you make your wife dress like this? Bianca Censori steps out in tiny bikini at Las Vegas casino     (www.news.com.au)
submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+2/-2)
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How is BushChuck able to maintain a 12hr long chat rant without getting RSI?     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by UncleDoug to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+1/-1)
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Artist's impression of BushCuck
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dock, @dock why do you Christians do it? Enter the lion's den (Chat) where you're torn to pieces by the Neanderthal from the frozen wastes (BushChuck); the asian warlord (foo); the Yankee bovver boy (dangus) and from the Great Southern Land the Wandjina (UncleDoug)!     (depts.washington.edu)
submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+2/-3)
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https://depts.washington.edu/hrome/Authors/jimkuo2/IlColosseo/253/pub_zbpage_view.html

Martyrdom is old fashioned.No-one dies for their beliefs any more!

"Were Christians really fed to the lions? Yes, Christians were fed to half-starved lions, burned alive, and hacked to death, but the most interesting aspect of this was that the Christians who died in the Colosseum wanted to die there as martyrs".
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**dangus named in the Epstein Files!**     (www.dailymail.co.uk)
submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+5/-5)
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Yeah, I heard you the first time (Tombstone scene featuring @dock)     (getyarn.io)
submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+1/-1)
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https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/d708f6b8-9b12-45ba-b7b6-c326d6a89ef3


[ - ] dock 1 point 6 hours ago (+1/-0)

Never stop building and withdraw all support from our enemies. They produce nothing. Starve them out.
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[ - ] dock 0 points 6 hours ago (+0/-0)

Never stop building and withdraw all support from our enemies. They produce nothing. Starve them out.
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[ - ] dock 0 points 6 hours ago (+0/-0)

Never stop building and withdraw all support from our enemies. They produce nothing. Starve them out.
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My average tlol commute     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by UncleDoug to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+6/-1)
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https://files.catbox.moe/miq36r.PNG

My average tlol commute, navigating the turd minefield that is conspirologist nonsense spam posting.
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"We can't be bro's, man." per: @dock . A kick in the guts at Christmas/New Year.     (ShitpostLitterBox)
submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+6/-3)
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"The chill a man feel when old friends stop returning calls".
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@graydragon messes with wrong guy     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by shitface9000 to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+19/-1)
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Celebrating Christmas is an opportune time to celebrate the friendships I've made on this site - notably (and in alph.order) @Anus_Expander;@dassar; @JudyStroyer;@Ragnar . All beautiful guys. Thanks bros.     (www.simonandschuster.com)
submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+9/-3)
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https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Joy-of-Friendship/Lois-Blyth/9781782491088

"Everyone needs friends. They are the walls of comfort that protect us from loneliness; they are the scaffolding that holds us up when we are reaching for greater heights; they are the mirrors that remind us who we truly are. They are there for us when life doesn’t turn out quite as planned; and we are more than happy to be there for them too. Never have so many people had so many friends. In an instant we can tweet, follow, and befriend almost anyone, anywhere. But what does it take to be a true friend? What are the qualities of enduring friendship? How can you be a better friend to others, while also being true to yourself? The Joy of Friendship is a tribute to those who enrich our lives with their support, strength, and laughter. Filled with inspiring stories of friendship, and uplifting quotations, it celebrates the joys of being a friend, the changing nature of friendship, the power of sustained friendships, and the vital part that friends play throughout every stage of our lives."
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bros, bros. Look what is served up to me and at Christmas/NY too! The hate levelled against me! I am an OG, goddamnit, from the reign of Putt. I am entitled to love!     (ShitpostLitterBox)
submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+3/-6)
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[ - ] @Portmanure 1 point 7 minutes ago (+1/-0)

I don’t like you, hell, no one likes you. Whoever is paying you definitely is getting their moneys worth. But back to basics, I don’t like you, you’re not my friend. I don’t like your posts nor your responses
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has this been your experience too, big_fat_dangus? The woozy, not-dreadful experience of being a life model     (www.theguardian.com)
submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+1/-3)
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Conspiritologist goes to jail     (i.imgflip.com)
submitted by Kozel to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+3/-6)
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Why do Fire Hydrants shoot Water instead of Fire?     (ShitpostLitterBox)
submitted by Trope to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+5/-0)
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Annual (Mod) Report      (ShitpostLitterBox)
submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+2/-0)
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Good morning and Merry Christmas Community of Goats

The year under review was fraught with the usual difficulties of trying to control a mob of louts but I and my team proved more than a match for their rudeness.

Unfortunately I must report that several inter-goat conflicts still rage e.g. dangus and Old Ones but on a bright note the anti-Christian sentiment seems to have waned.

A recurring issue is the propensity of some goats, and I will name @NukeAmerica, to use violent language of the type that will attract the attention of law enforcement agencies. Us Mods will continue to come down hard on anyone who uses the site to incite violence.

Alas anti-semitism and racism continue to rear their ugly heads but it is a free speech site and it goes with the territory. A constant and very disappointing attitude held by many Americans on the site is antipathy toward their own country. In marked contrast the Australian goat community is refreshingly patriotic.

As we move into 2024 we Mods ask for tolerance and understanding - we have a difficult job - and together we can enjoy the privilege of free speech and the security and reassurance of being in the company of like-minded souls.

Cynabuns

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don't feel guilty @Ragnar that you'll be enjoying Christmas surrounded by family...     (ShitpostLitterBox)
submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+2/-2)
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the laughter and delight of children opening presents...the delicious food being cooked by your wife and her Mom in the kitchen...you and your ol' man having a beer on the porch while...

me and the Missus will have...no-one.
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I consider myself broadminded but I never thought I'd see this on Voat!     (ShitpostLitterBox)
submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+3/-5)
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7:13 am @dirtywhiteboy call me on your lunch break gd, we'll have a threeway with faceless
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dangus is not a pretty boy!     (content.api.news)
submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+3/-3)
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Christmas parties should be banned     (www.news.com.au)
submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+2/-2)
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Mrs @Fascinus getting ready for Christmas     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 5 months ago (+1/-0)
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lost goat isnark could return to the fold.     (ShitpostLitterBox)
submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 5 months ago (+2/-1)
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"Thanks for the message. It's been a while since I checked in here, I've been spending most of my time at MATRIX (x0x7's project). Hope you & yours have been well.

[deleted - confidential]

All that being said, I have considered returning to VOAT/TALK at some point.".
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What is Conspirologist's favourite food?     (ShitpostLitterBox)
submitted by UncleDoug to ShitpostLitterBox 5 months ago (+13/-3)
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Artificial_Intelligentile caught at club Berghain     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by UncleDoug to ShitpostLitterBox 5 months ago (+11/-0)
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Three posters spamming front page last few days.     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by UncleDoug to ShitpostLitterBox 5 months ago (+35/-1)
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Helena found a boyfriend     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by mikenigger to ShitpostLitterBox 5 months ago (+8/-0)
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