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A man dropped his phone from 5 feet in the air above a concrete floor, but it never hit the ground. How come?

submitted by Centaurus to RiddleMeThis 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 19:27:20 ago (+8/-4)     (RiddleMeThis)

He had it on airplane mode.


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[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 20, 2022 22:45:09 ago (+1/-0)

Shitty dad-jokes do not riddles make.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 20, 2022 23:04:41 ago (+0/-0)

It was absolutely a Dad joke. But I needed something to christen the sub. :p

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 21:44:51 ago (+3/-0)

You’re fired!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 22:00:02 ago (+3/-0)

I feel like I let down the team, Coach.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2022 04:39:57 ago (+1/-0)

Seriously, collect your joke books. Our guards will walk you out now.

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2022 05:12:28 ago (+2/-0)

A nigger stole it before it hit the ground.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2022 06:34:13 ago (+0/-0)

Wrong, but I like the way you think.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2022 04:46:24 ago (+1/-0)

A man of a hundred,
Stood out in the cold.
Exchanged his gay headress of colors most bold.
For one of pure ivory, now just a day old.

Though fully dressed, this man stood alone,
'Twas his misfortune to stand on a wold.

(I know I published this before. It is not too hard to answer, but I like the cadence of the riddle. "Wold" is not a misspelling.)

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 20, 2022 21:05:37 ago (+0/-0)

I give.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 9, 2022 19:51:43 ago (+1/-0)

Well, I gave you seven months. Times up! (Okay, I just happened to stumble back in here.)

It is a single tree on a plain (wold) with autumn changing to winter.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 9, 2022 20:02:30 ago (+0/-0)

Dude, that was a Mr Miyagi level riddle.

My question to you is: Is it possible for an eagle to soar too high?