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Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

submitted by lord_nougat to RiddleMeThis 2.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 21:15:55 ago (+21/-0)     (RiddleMeThis)

A: The cats keep trying to bury them.


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[ - ] Sheitstrom 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 9, 2022 01:44:51 ago (+3/-0)

What is he tal....ohhhhhhhhhhhh.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 23:39:50 ago (+3/-0)

Oh har dee har har har! That's hilarious! (It took me three days to dig myself out once!)

[ - ] StarylDrawberry 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 9, 2022 09:03:57 ago (+2/-0)

It's why don't blacks go to the beach. Lawyers aren't the color of poop dumbass.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 9, 2022 11:15:53 ago (+1/-0)*

It was not meant to offend poop dumbasses.

I hope you are not too offended.

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 9, 2022 07:16:41 ago (+2/-0)

I'm wicked drunk, but I still feel it took me too long to get.

If it was anyone but you or @Centaurus, I would have said, "Don't get it," and moved on.

Nice, faggot.

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 9, 2022 20:24:12 ago (+0/-0)

Cheers.

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 9, 2022 07:05:17 ago (+1/-0)

Why are there cats at the beach?

[ - ] Broc_Liath 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 9, 2022 08:39:57 ago (+3/-0)

*Why are there cats at the giant litterbox

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 9, 2022 05:58:32 ago (+0/-0)

lol