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Tolkien Riddle

submitted by GrayDragon to RiddleMeThis 1.7 yearsSep 10, 2022 09:25:15 ago (+15/-1)     (RiddleMeThis)

What has roots as nobody sees,

Is taller than trees,

Up, up it goes,

And yet never grows.


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[ - ] FUBAR 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 10, 2022 09:34:37 ago (+4/-0)

What's it gots in it's pocketses, precious?

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 10, 2022 10:11:15 ago (+3/-2)

Its got tlols ballz in its mouths

[ - ] FUBAR 7 points 1.7 yearsSep 10, 2022 10:13:41 ago (+7/-0)

Dildo Faggins!

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 10, 2022 10:14:52 ago (+3/-1)

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 10, 2022 10:50:12 ago (+2/-0)

Okay, that was fucking funny.

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 10, 2022 13:15:08 ago (+2/-0)

Nasty, tricksy faggotses

[ - ] RedBarchetta -2 points 1.7 yearsSep 10, 2022 11:19:04 ago (+0/-2)

"Does it guess easy? It must have a competition with us, my preciouss!

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 10, 2022 11:13:25 ago (+3/-0)

Jews, probably.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 10, 2022 11:08:32 ago (+3/-0)

Mountains?

[ - ] Boardallday3 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 10, 2022 11:59:33 ago (+4/-0)

Mountains do grow

[ - ] FUBAR 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 10, 2022 11:11:59 ago (+0/-0)

Spoiler alert ^

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 10, 2022 09:26:12 ago (+3/-0)

Riddles in the dark, cunts.

[ - ] FUBAR 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 10, 2022 11:19:49 ago (+1/-0)

30 white horses on a red hill......

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2022 04:16:18 ago (+0/-0)

First they champ, then they stamp, then they stand still.

I gave that one to my father in the 80s. His responsse? The riddle is retarded. The book I am reading must be retarded. And I must be retarded. YEY

E: I absolutely love my father.

[ - ] Mopar_or_nocar24 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 10, 2022 14:14:36 ago (+1/-0)

A mountain.

30 white horses on a red hill.

First they champ.

Then they stamp.

Then they stand still.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 10, 2022 14:04:33 ago (+1/-0)

Monkey Pox!

[ - ] BlowjaySimpson 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 10, 2022 10:59:58 ago (+2/-1)

LAWDEMRANGZ

[ - ] Boardallday3 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 10, 2022 12:01:20 ago (+1/-0)

WE WORE RANGS

[ - ] Bornoffireandice 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2022 03:02:02 ago (+0/-0)

Debt

[ - ] SpankmeTankMe 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 10, 2022 21:12:16 ago (+0/-0)

What falls but doesn't break, and what breaks but doesn't fall?

[ - ] Nomad 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 10, 2022 23:03:57 ago (+0/-0)

Night and day

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 10, 2022 12:21:20 ago (+1/-1)

Smoke

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 10, 2022 12:11:15 ago (+0/-0)

deleted

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 10, 2022 11:58:37 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] SumerBreeze -1 points 1.7 yearsSep 10, 2022 17:40:04 ago (+0/-1)

Heat/energy

[ - ] Rebooted -1 points 1.7 yearsSep 10, 2022 11:00:55 ago (+0/-1)

The sun?