Upgoat - "what's upgoat?"

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-hilarious-april-fools-joke-congress-announces-they-are-working-hard-to-serve-the-american-people/

Aidan Maese-Czeropski was asked for a comment about working hard and in a gay degenerate lisp he responded, "legit OMG of course! I totes smashed in the congressional hearing floor and made it more perverse err uhh ummm diverse and inclusional EVAR!" And ended his quote with a gayroar of 46% excitement by exclaiming, "#It's DIAAAALLLAAAAATION TIIIIME!"

NYC Mayor Assures Migrants That If They Run Out Of Prepaid Debit Cards They Can Just Rob Americans Directly (babylonbee.com)

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I'd be nice if you offer them you home too, before they just take it over anyway.

World Economic Forum Concludes Event With Virgin Sacrifice To Weather Gods To Prevent Climate Change (babylonbee.com)

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Boeing Sadly Announces Whistleblower Shot Self In Back While Falling Off Skyscraper Directly Into Wood Chipper While Wearing Cement Shoes (babylonbee.com)

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Ohio Restaurant Unveils New Pumpkin Spice Cat (babylonbee.com)

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Portland Neighborhood Terrified By Residents Dressed Up As Normal Middle-Class Family (babylonbee.com)

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President Xi Appointed To Serve On San Francisco Elections Commission (babylonbee.com)

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Gavin Newsom Throws Dart At Board Covered In Black Lesbians To Select Next Senator (babylonbee.com)

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Ballot Drop Boxes Installed Along Border Wall (babylonbee.com)

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Australian American Has The Cops Called On Him In Texas (archive.md)

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Trans women’s milk as good as breast milk, British health officials say (archive.md)

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Biden Deploys Troops To Border To Stop Texas From Securing Border (babylonbee.com)

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A California Company Is Making a Business Out of Kicking Squatters Out of Properties (redstate.com)

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Elderly Woman Escapes Nursing Home, Rants About Deprogramming The Populace (babylonbee.com)

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Everything Is Fake And Gay (babylonbee.com)

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Hand Rubbing Intensifies (babylonbee.com)

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Break A Bone? Here's What It Will Cost You In 10 Different Countries (babylonbee.com)

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6. Australia: It's a little-known fact that you pay your hospital bills by boxing a kangaroo.

Fact check:

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Trust the settled turbo sudden climate change bigot!

Planet Fitness Adds 'Bigot Alarm' To Shame Women Who Don't Want Men In Their Locker Room (babylonbee.com)

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Repubicans Continue To Suckjewcock And Avoid Anything Related To Fowarding The Country Proving Both Sides Are Controlled By The 👃 (babylonbee.com)

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So lucky it's been a quiet, dull week! FUCK JEWS! #BANTHEADL Amirite?!" Rep. Matt Gaetz told reporters.

Woman Wishes There Were Some Kind Of Job That Would Let Her Work From Home And Do Stuff She Enjoys Like Baking, Sewing, Hanging Out With Her Kids (babylonbee.com)

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jews Ruin Everything (babylonbee.com)

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Biden Arrives At Border To Address His Voters (babylonbee.com)

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