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Boeing Sadly Announces Whistleblower Shot Self In Back While Falling Off Skyscraper Directly Into Wood Chipper While Wearing Cement Shoes (babylonbee.com)

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Because It Is This Stupid and Yiddish (babylonbee.com)

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In Hilarious April Fools Joke, Congress Announces They Are Working Hard To Serve The American People (babylonbee.com)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/in-hilarious-april-fools-joke-congress-announces-they-are-working-hard-to-serve-the-american-people/

Aidan Maese-Czeropski was asked for a comment about working hard and in a gay degenerate lisp he responded, "legit OMG of course! I totes smashed in the congressional hearing floor and made it more perverse err uhh ummm diverse and inclusional EVAR!" And ended his quote with a gayroar of 46% excitement by exclaiming, "#It's DIAAAALLLAAAAATION TIIIIME!"

NYC Mayor Assures Migrants That If They Run Out Of Prepaid Debit Cards They Can Just Rob Americans Directly (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 1 month ago (+22/-1)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/nyc-mayor-assures-migrants-that-if-they-run-out-of-prepaid-debit-cards-they-can-just-rob-americans-directly/

I'd be nice if you offer them you home too, before they just take it over anyway.

A California Company Is Making a Business Out of Kicking Squatters Out of Properties (redstate.com)

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CannuckAstan Is Facing Impending Crisis! (archive.md)

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Australian American Has The Cops Called On Him In Texas (archive.md)

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Trans women’s milk as good as breast milk, British health officials say (archive.md)

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"I have to be frank, I just don't quite see how our negotiating the price with the seller and the bank did fifty million dollars of damage to the State of New York. I'm really struggling to make the connection." (babylonbee.com)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-prosecutes-couple-for-fraud-for-listing-their-house-for-499000-when-it-ultimately-sold-for-485000/

We'll help ya out pumpkin.

It's the 👃.

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy dissl Reeeerareely Cut Into Hour Money Laundering err uhhh Ejukayshunz Of Fewcha Marxists unmm Americans! Kvetch!! (redstate.com)

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President Xi Appointed To Serve On San Francisco Elections Commission (babylonbee.com)

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jews Ruin Everything (babylonbee.com)

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World Economic Forum Concludes Event With Virgin Sacrifice To Weather Gods To Prevent Climate Change (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 4 months ago (+21/-2)

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Misogynistic Mxle Gaze Bigot! (babylonbee.com)

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And For Good Reason (babylonbee.com)

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God Rewards Only Team That Doesn't Have A Pride Night With World Series Win (babylonbee.com)

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Woman Wishes There Were Some Kind Of Job That Would Let Her Work From Home And Do Stuff She Enjoys Like Baking, Sewing, Hanging Out With Her Kids (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 6 months ago (+6/-2)

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Break A Bone? Here's What It Will Cost You In 10 Different Countries (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 7 months ago (+5/-0)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/break-a-bone-heres-what-it-will-cost-you-in-10-different-countries/

6. Australia: It's a little-known fact that you pay your hospital bills by boxing a kangaroo.

Fact check:

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Trust the settled turbo sudden climate change bigot!

Repubicans Continue To Suckjewcock And Avoid Anything Related To Fowarding The Country Proving Both Sides Are Controlled By The 👃 (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 7 months ago (+4/-0)