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Minnesota Democrat lawmakers push ban on gas-powered lawn mowers, chainsaws to curb 'climate pollution'     (www.foxbusiness.com)
submitted by obvious to Newsofthestupid 1.2 years ago (+29/-0)
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Genius thief shit in the sink before merging his Apple account on a stolen laptop     (www.kiro7.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to Newsofthestupid 1.3 years ago (+12/-0)
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https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/this-stinky-suspect-left-behind-dna-evidence-tukwila/5Y6YBT2NL5BG5ODF3EOD47XSN4/

“Needless to say, we do not see a lengthy or prosperous criminal career in the field of hacking for the suspect,” the police report says. “Said suspect is encouraged to (wash his hands with soap) then come down to our station to return the stolen items and discuss his options to save everyone some time.”
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Police: Man, 19, wore Broward court’s GPS ankle monitor during Miami-Dade crime spree     (www.local10.com)
submitted by Panic to Newsofthestupid 1.3 years ago (+6/-0)
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news that specifically concerns @paul neri     (www.dailymail.co.uk)
submitted by boekanier to Newsofthestupid 1.4 years ago (+13/-0)
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Missouri Man Robs Bank Using Back of Birth Certificate While Wearing Ankle Monitor     (jonathanturley.org)
submitted by Steelerfish to Newsofthestupid 1.4 years ago (+4/-0)
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The stupid pandemic requires a stupid vaccine!     (Newsofthestupid)
submitted by GeneralDisarray to Newsofthestupid 1.5 years ago (+5/-0)
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The Atlantic recently published an article saying we should all forgive and forget what the stupid did to us all during the covid gaslighting scam!

But that would mean moving on without addressing the stupid epidemic that got us all in this mess in the first place.

Clearly we need to have a comprehensive vaccination program that eliminates this threat to us all. And since we have all been shown how to go about this is the most humane, safe and effective way we have a standard to follow now.

The stupid vaccine comes in two versions. A long drop and a short drop version.

It is 100% effective and doesn't require any boosters.

Signs that the vaccine is working include a snapping sound followed be decomposition days later.

The stupid vaccine isn't experimental but has been proven over millennia to be a permanent as well as effective cure for all subvarients such as:

Satanism

Pedophilia

Treason

Communism

Subversion

Criminal conspiracy

Propaganda

Cancel culture

Gangstalking

Degeneracy

New world order

NATO

UN

Honeypots

The only side effects being a golden age for humanity!

Some people do have natural immunity to stupid and they can be found avoiding "medical care", the mainstream media and the covid shots. These people are not recommended to take the stupid vaccine as they are at no risk.

But for those that are at risk we will be following their own standards of harassment, cancelling, firing, house arrest, camps, travel bans, police violence and constantly ignoring your basic human rights.

Some even advocate for you to be physically retrained and forced to receive the stupid vax against your will just like many of you did for us. Thank you.

We will even be using your implied consent to take the stupid vaccine while you are sedated for operations, in a care home or other wise unable to defend yourself.

So thank you very much for setting this wonderful and comprehensive set of standards for us to follow. We know you will be pleased to see us finally finding some common ground and taking your advice.

I'm sure we can all agree that this is all for the common good as the stupid pandemic has killed and maimed millions so far.

And as a way of full disclosure I have to tell everyone here that this vaccination article was sponsored by Home Depot and I have been paid by big lumber to get this message out.

We are in this together and together we can eradicate stupid and the death toll from our world.

All dissenting opinions will now be crushed and full compliance demanded of you just like you have shown us.

Together we can learn to forgive and forget once we have all stood on these common principles together that you created for us all.

I am so glad that you all impressed these standards and methods on us so forcefully. I can now see that you where in fact right and we had much to learn. I will very much enjoy the smug sense of superiority and virtue signaling while everyone that complains is crushed by the unholy alliance of government and corporate power.

May we never forget these valuable lessons.
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Scary stupid     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by UncleDoug to Newsofthestupid 1.5 years ago (+25/-1)
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TV channel explains purchase of Hitler’s paintings for new show     (www.rt.com)
submitted by lord_nougat to Newsofthestupid 1.6 years ago (+8/-0)
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Made to sit outside for lunch. Oh, no, the horror...     (archive.ph)
submitted by totes_magotes to Newsofthestupid 1.6 years ago (+7/-2)
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Oy vey! PICK IT UP, SCHLOMO!!      (thehill.com)
submitted by lord_nougat to Newsofthestupid 1.7 years ago (+7/-0)
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Create a crisis and they will beg you for the problem you created for the crisis.     (archive.ph)
submitted by totes_magotes to Newsofthestupid 1.7 years ago (+5/-0)
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Why bother with a go bag? Travel light, theyre gonna make you leave it at the station while youre getting stuffed into a boxcar anyway!     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by i_scream_trucks to Newsofthestupid 1.8 years ago (+10/-0)
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https://files.catbox.moe/m725g3.png

Its not like its never been done before...
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A Dindu It     (yewtu.be)
submitted by mattsixteen24 to Newsofthestupid 1.8 years ago (+1/-0)
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Shockingly, 28% of Americans say they have a "great deal/quite a lot" of confidence in the public school system     (justthenews.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to Newsofthestupid 1.8 years ago (+5/-0)
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Hot dog eating champ Joey 'Jaws' Chestnut lays out idiot protester who got between him and July 4th glory     (www.theblaze.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to Newsofthestupid 1.8 years ago (+14/-1)
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Just like the electoral college, executive orders, judicial decisions, they have absolutely no problem with it when it is what they want. But when it's not, it's suddenly "illegitimate."     (archive.ph)
submitted by totes_magotes to Newsofthestupid 1.9 years ago (+19/-0)
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Sorry, goy. You can't work, you make too much money.     (www.bnnbloomberg.ca)
submitted by totes_magotes to Newsofthestupid 1.9 years ago (+2/-0)
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Scorpions Change Their Song to Remove Russia References, Add Ukraine     (stormer-daily.rw)
submitted by lord_nougat to Newsofthestupid 1.9 years ago (+7/-0)
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California court rules bees are now fish     (nypost.com)
submitted by heebiejeebies to Newsofthestupid 1.9 years ago (+3/-1)
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https://nypost.com/2022/06/04/california-court-rules-bees-are-now-fish/

"In an only-in-California decision, an appeals court in the Golden State has ruled that some types of bees are now legally considered to be fish."

Environmental groups were mad that only vertebrate animals are included in CA's Endangered Species Act, so instead of petitioning to have the scope of the law changed, they appealed to have these species of bees legally made fish so they could be protected, circumventing a lower court's decision.

So much for reading/applying laws in context. Change the legal definitions of whatever you want to mean whatever you want it to to push your agenda.
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"I hate Saudi Arabias human rights record" + $240 golf contract = "I love Saudi Arabia!"     (archive.ph)
submitted by i_scream_trucks to Newsofthestupid 1.9 years ago (+1/-0)
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Confused Old Man Shouts at Navy Grads That Putin Wants to ‘Findalize’ Europe     (www.frontpagemag.com)
submitted by lord_nougat to Newsofthestupid 1.9 years ago (+11/-0)
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Twitter Agrees to Pay $150 Million FTC Fine for Using Two Factor Authentication as Ruse to Sell Targeted User Data to Advertisers     (theconservativetreehouse.com)
submitted by lord_nougat to Newsofthestupid 1.9 years ago (+32/-0)
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because they dont enforce the laws already on the books     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by con77 to Newsofthestupid 1.9 years ago (+17/-1)
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Cult-Owned Wokers Hate Free Speech Because They Fear Dissent, Not ‘Disinformation’     (davidicke.com)
submitted by VaccineWaters to Newsofthestupid 2.0 years ago (+17/-0)
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Alabama prison officer Vicki White and prisoner boyfriend Casey White caught, officer kills herself     (www.wfla.com)
submitted by Nashorn to Newsofthestupid 2.0 years ago (+10/-0)
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https://www.wfla.com/email-alerts/breaking-news-email-alerts/vehicle-possibly-connected-to-alabama-jail-escape-found-in-indiana/?ipid=promo-link-block1

Looks like they were trying to escape the police and ended up crashing. The article says Vicki White shot herself but who knows. The media lies more often than not.