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Genius thief shit in the sink before merging his Apple account on a stolen laptop

submitted by Steelerfish to Newsofthestupid 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 10:00:15 ago (+12/-0)     (www.kiro7.com)

https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/this-stinky-suspect-left-behind-dna-evidence-tukwila/5Y6YBT2NL5BG5ODF3EOD47XSN4/

“Needless to say, we do not see a lengthy or prosperous criminal career in the field of hacking for the suspect,” the police report says. “Said suspect is encouraged to (wash his hands with soap) then come down to our station to return the stolen items and discuss his options to save everyone some time.”


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[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 13:40:17 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 20:23:56 ago (+0/-0)

That's a damn lie.

I don't use apple products...

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 11:44:44 ago (+0/-0)

KIRO7 has been kicked off DishTV? Good. I hate local stations.