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We've All Met This Fuckin Idiot     (web.archive.org)
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 3.7 years ago (+3/-0)
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Promising Next Careers For The Now Unemployed Andrew Cuomo     (babylonbee.com)
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 3.7 years ago (+3/-0)
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tRuSt tHe sCiEnCe!! tHiNk oF tHe cUbS!!     (web.archive.org)
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 3.6 years ago (+3/-0)
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Cackling Fats Discuss Muh 6 Gorillion!!     (redstate.com)
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 3.3 years ago (+4/-1)
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Social media says being an illegal alien is trendy and cool     (apnews.com)
submitted by RobertJHarsh to Newsofthestupid 3.2 years ago (+4/-1)
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Woman rescued after falling in toilet trying to get phone     (www.miamiherald.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to Newsofthestupid 3 years ago (+3/-0)
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Funny. I dont feel guilty.     (twitter.com)
submitted by con77 to Newsofthestupid 3 years ago (+4/-1)
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https://twitter.com/i/status/1518652932538961920

she seems like a perfectly reasonable level headed woman.
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Seems we traded a guy framed for running drugs for a marine who got into a bar brawl in a Russia-US prisoner exchange     (Newsofthestupid)
submitted by RobertJHarsh to Newsofthestupid 3 years ago (+3/-0)
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Not sure why this is even news. Trever Reed appears to have got drunk and fought the cops but all of the sudden the FSB trumped up charges for...reasons. Konstantin Yaroshenko claimed he was framed in Libya for running drugs. Turns out he didn't run anything but that didn't stop the US from dragging him here and slapping him with a 20 year sentence for the intending to run drugs but had no intention of running any actual drugs because....reasons?

This all seems way too fucked up and just filler.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/russia-us-marine-swap-who-b2066961.html
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Forget 'erection' time, Democrats be like this all year round..     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by i_scream_trucks to Newsofthestupid 5 months ago (+3/-0)
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Here's the new Omnibus bill... Fuck you, pay me.     (docs.house.gov)
submitted by inaminit to Newsofthestupid 4 months ago (+3/-0)
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Harris sees rural America as a vast collection of dirty-faced, banjo-strumming kids, and moms with washboards     (redstate.com)
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 3.8 years ago (+2/-0)
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As if Facebook Wasn't Already an Echo Chamber of Yes     (web.archive.org)
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 3.8 years ago (+2/-0)
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Fuck the Brolice     (web.archive.org)
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 3.8 years ago (+2/-0)
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I've Been Conditioned to Think by Jew Media Nogs are Incapable of Commiting Hate Crime     (archive.fo)
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 3.8 years ago (+2/-0)
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Dumb Brainwahed Nog Travels to Rural America and is Amazed They Aren't Affected by Covidstan     (web.archive.org)
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 3.7 years ago (+2/-0)
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Natural infection isn't enough to protect against COVID-19, experts say. You still need vaccine.     (web.archive.org)
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 3.7 years ago (+3/-1)
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https://web.archive.org/web/20210809202940/https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/health/2021/08/09/covid-already-had-it-experts-say-you-still-need-get-vaccinated/5535920001/

“Natural infection will cause your immune system to make many types of antibodies and immune response to all parts of the virus, but only a small fraction of that response is actually protective,” said Nicole (((Iovine))), chief hospital epidemiologist at University of Florida Health in Gainesville.

It showed those who were unvaccinated were 2.34 times more likely to be reinfected compared with those who were fully vaccinated.

<b>So now we're supposed to believe the opposite of whats actually happening</b>

A 25-year-old man in Nevada was the first reported case of COVID-19 reinfection in October 2020, according to a case study published in The Lancet Infectious Diseases. Researchers said his second go-around was “symptomatically more severe than the first.”

<b>No mention of wether he was vaccinated or not. I'm sure intentionally left out because we all know the truth.</b>
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CNN Reporter's Description of Taliban Chanting 'Death to America' Is One for the Books     (redstate.com)
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 3.7 years ago (+3/-1)
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First World Problems: Dogs And Their Owners Experiencing Separation Anxiety As Workers Return To Office     (web.archive.org)
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 3.7 years ago (+2/-0)
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Vaccine Passport? Awww Heyallz Naw! You Will Not Keep Food From Sheboons!!     (web.archive.org)
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 3.6 years ago (+3/-1)
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We All know The Election Was A Fucking Fraud, But If We Have Fucksticks Like This Representing Us That If Their Foot Isn't In Their Mouth Someone's Usually Putting Their Foot Up His Ass We Have No Hope     (web.archive.org)
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 3.6 years ago (+3/-1)
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NPCs at tennis appear to be beta testing a new update - Succesfully trigger critical npc by mimicking human ability to organically generate co-ordinated verbal memes     (web.archive.org)
submitted by i_scream_trucks to Newsofthestupid 3.3 years ago (+2/-0)
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https://web.archive.org/web/20220121134401/https://www.news.com.au/sport/tennis/australian-open/stupid-tennis-stars-hate-australian-open-crowds-siu-trend/news-story/fd4fe1b2e6507b8ddf8fd502099ed138

In more buffoonery king motormouth kyrgios spergs out after crowd spends an hour and a half yelling 'siu' constantly.

Apparently theyre mimicking something Ronaldo does?
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TIL Students In Texas Are Vaxtard Normies     (archive.md)
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 3.3 years ago (+3/-1)
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See Afghanistan Wasn't A Total Failure From An Incompetent Trojan Horse Of A Non President      (archive.md)
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 3.2 years ago (+2/-0)
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https://archive.md/wkb05

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy Just stop remembering the troops we killed in Afghanistan ready!!! Kvetch!!
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California court rules bees are now fish     (nypost.com)
submitted by heebiejeebies to Newsofthestupid 2.9 years ago (+3/-1)
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https://nypost.com/2022/06/04/california-court-rules-bees-are-now-fish/

"In an only-in-California decision, an appeals court in the Golden State has ruled that some types of bees are now legally considered to be fish."

Environmental groups were mad that only vertebrate animals are included in CA's Endangered Species Act, so instead of petitioning to have the scope of the law changed, they appealed to have these species of bees legally made fish so they could be protected, circumventing a lower court's decision.

So much for reading/applying laws in context. Change the legal definitions of whatever you want to mean whatever you want it to to push your agenda.
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Sorry, goy. You can't work, you make too much money.     (www.bnnbloomberg.ca)
submitted by totes_magotes to Newsofthestupid 2.9 years ago (+2/-0)
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