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After Almost 2 Years Dumbfounded Political Fucktards Realize A State Border Is Man Made and Not An Actual Line That Divides States     (archive.fo)
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 3.7 years ago (+5/-0)
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https://archive.fo/5jH1F

And when it's shut off to people it effects economies and lives.

I always thought Australians were retarded but this proves it.
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Darwin Award: Australian learns the hard way that metal is hot when heats applied     (web.archive.org)
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 3.7 years ago (+6/-1)
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BREAKING: Governor Inslee to mandate COVID vaccination for all private businesses     (thepostmillennial.com)
submitted by obvious to Newsofthestupid 3.5 years ago (+5/-0)
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https://thepostmillennial.com/inslee-to-mandate-covid-vaccination-for-private-businesses

Prepare for empty shelves, food shortages.
The stupid, it hurts.
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Ottawa Locals At Wits End Over Trucker Convoy Against Covid Tyranny     (www.npr.org)
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 3.3 years ago (+5/-0)
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https://www.npr.org/2022/01/31/1076976698/ottawa-protests-covid-vaccine-mandates

They just want to get back to wearing masks in peace and being told by the government they are unclean if they don't take a booster.
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Shockingly, 28% of Americans say they have a "great deal/quite a lot" of confidence in the public school system     (justthenews.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to Newsofthestupid 2.8 years ago (+5/-0)
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Create a crisis and they will beg you for the problem you created for the crisis.     (archive.ph)
submitted by totes_magotes to Newsofthestupid 2.7 years ago (+5/-0)
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Made to sit outside for lunch. Oh, no, the horror...     (archive.ph)
submitted by totes_magotes to Newsofthestupid 2.6 years ago (+7/-2)
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The stupid pandemic requires a stupid vaccine!     (Newsofthestupid)
submitted by GeneralDisarray to Newsofthestupid 2.5 years ago (+5/-0)
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The Atlantic recently published an article saying we should all forgive and forget what the stupid did to us all during the covid gaslighting scam!

But that would mean moving on without addressing the stupid epidemic that got us all in this mess in the first place.

Clearly we need to have a comprehensive vaccination program that eliminates this threat to us all. And since we have all been shown how to go about this is the most humane, safe and effective way we have a standard to follow now.

The stupid vaccine comes in two versions. A long drop and a short drop version.

It is 100% effective and doesn't require any boosters.

Signs that the vaccine is working include a snapping sound followed be decomposition days later.

The stupid vaccine isn't experimental but has been proven over millennia to be a permanent as well as effective cure for all subvarients such as:

Satanism

Pedophilia

Treason

Communism

Subversion

Criminal conspiracy

Propaganda

Cancel culture

Gangstalking

Degeneracy

New world order

NATO

UN

Honeypots

The only side effects being a golden age for humanity!

Some people do have natural immunity to stupid and they can be found avoiding "medical care", the mainstream media and the covid shots. These people are not recommended to take the stupid vaccine as they are at no risk.

But for those that are at risk we will be following their own standards of harassment, cancelling, firing, house arrest, camps, travel bans, police violence and constantly ignoring your basic human rights.

Some even advocate for you to be physically retrained and forced to receive the stupid vax against your will just like many of you did for us. Thank you.

We will even be using your implied consent to take the stupid vaccine while you are sedated for operations, in a care home or other wise unable to defend yourself.

So thank you very much for setting this wonderful and comprehensive set of standards for us to follow. We know you will be pleased to see us finally finding some common ground and taking your advice.

I'm sure we can all agree that this is all for the common good as the stupid pandemic has killed and maimed millions so far.

And as a way of full disclosure I have to tell everyone here that this vaccination article was sponsored by Home Depot and I have been paid by big lumber to get this message out.

We are in this together and together we can eradicate stupid and the death toll from our world.

All dissenting opinions will now be crushed and full compliance demanded of you just like you have shown us.

Together we can learn to forgive and forget once we have all stood on these common principles together that you created for us all.

I am so glad that you all impressed these standards and methods on us so forcefully. I can now see that you where in fact right and we had much to learn. I will very much enjoy the smug sense of superiority and virtue signaling while everyone that complains is crushed by the unholy alliance of government and corporate power.

May we never forget these valuable lessons.
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An artist struggling to pay rent turned a dumpster into a tiny home for $4,800     (archive.ph)
submitted by froggy to Newsofthestupid 2.2 years ago (+5/-0)
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Pink Floyd legend Roger Waters probed by cops after performing in ‘Nazi-style’ uniform in Berlin     (www.the-sun.com)
submitted by Scyber to Newsofthestupid 1.9 years ago (+5/-0)
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https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/8212412/pink-floyd-roger-waters-probed-cops-performin-nazi-uniform/

Pink Floyd bassist Roger Waters faces a police investigation for dressing in Nazi-style uniform for a concert in Germany.

The musician, 79, wore a black trench coat with a red armband as he appeared to mimic the SS outfit from World War Two.
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REAL MEN of GENIUS: Here's to you Mr. Machete & Knife carrying idiot on US Capitol grounds...     (www.wusa9.com)
submitted by iSnark to Newsofthestupid 1.3 years ago (+5/-0)
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https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/local/dc/police-arrest-man-carrying-machete-knife-east-front-us-capitol/65-8bd2989e-35f7-44dc-be31-0e2097e61066

Illegal Aliens of no fixed address: Getting a little TOO close to home for the politicians taste...
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Six years after California legalized marijuana, the bodies keep piling up. Drug legalization has failed on every level. The legal drug business is collapsing. Cartels and gang members dominate the business. And open borders allowed them to bring massive numbers of laborers to boost their ranks.     (www.gatestoneinstitute.org)
submitted by Sector2 to Newsofthestupid 10 months ago (+5/-0)
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https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/20723/california-legalized-drugs-cartels

After impossible levels of taxes and regulations, all that was needed was thousands of illegals to become cartel workers on the marijuana farms. Farmers attempting to comply are going bankrupt.

You can legally grow your own now, but we're a "food and produce comes from stores" population now. You'd have to be trying to screw it up this badly.

Pre-legalization the California market used to be $14 billion. Now they're saying it's $44 billion?
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A Negro who likes to eat the White man's dookie     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by oppressed to Newsofthestupid 10 months ago (+5/-0)
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So the people who sold the solar panel generating power and money at home (which never happened)... now want to be able to turn them off.     (archive.is)
submitted by i_scream_trucks to Newsofthestupid 5 months ago (+5/-0)
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https://archive.is/iKkAf

"Need solar because climate emergunsy an we pay you!"

"Not only are we not going to pay you, but we will also turn them off if you use too much for y0urself."

Fuckin retards, this is PRECISELY what i predicted 10 years ago. The people telling you about 'earning money' by generating power at home, ARE PAID TO SAY IT everyone whi 'took advantage' of the rebate scheme as a consumer.... have to pay out far more in maintenance than anyone else while not generating a single solitary cent of extra money
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Git Dat Vax Niggaz!!     (redstate.com)
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 3.8 years ago (+4/-0)
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1st World Protests: When You Want For Nothing and Have Only Celebrities to Fight For     (web.archive.org)
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 3.8 years ago (+4/-0)
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https://web.archive.org/web/20210712003804/https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2021/07/11/free-britney-rally-marches-through-tampa

"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times.
G. Michael Hopf, Those Who Remain"
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Missouri Man Robs Bank Using Back of Birth Certificate While Wearing Ankle Monitor     (jonathanturley.org)
submitted by Steelerfish to Newsofthestupid 2.4 years ago (+4/-0)
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Delta flight forced into emergency landing by passenger’s diarrhea: ‘This is a biohazard’     (nypost.com)
submitted by Scyber to Newsofthestupid 1.7 years ago (+4/-0)
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Thanksgiving Bug Dinner      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Wolfspider to Newsofthestupid 1.4 years ago (+4/-0)
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China posts Bosstown Dynamics remix as 'New Tech' Propaganda. news.com.au takes the bait.     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by i_scream_trucks to Newsofthestupid 11 months ago (+4/-0)
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This video proves what I've always thought which is people don't even like doing these extreme sports. They just do them because they think they're cool or they're being told they're cool if they do them. I mean if you like it fine but let's face it it is a stupid thing to do and it's not naturally      (youtube.com)
submitted by Crackinjokes to Newsofthestupid 7 months ago (+4/-0)
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Senate hearing on men getting pregnant. Spoiler alert: men can't.     (youtube.com)
submitted by RobertJHarsh to Newsofthestupid 3 months ago (+4/-0)
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Correct Me If I'm Wrong but Don't Vaccines Usually Provide Some Sort of Immunity Besides Your Own Bodies Ability to Fight Off Infection?      (archive.fo)
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 3.8 years ago (+3/-0)
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Jew Compromised Company Stops Selling In Palestine     (web.archive.org)
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 3.8 years ago (+3/-0)
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https://web.archive.org/web/20210719234118/https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-57893161

(((The company said it was "inconsistent with our values for Ben & Jerry's ice cream to be sold in the Occupied Palestinian Territory (OPT)))

(((The ice cream maker said the move reflected the concerns of "fans and trusted partner.)))
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Time to Take the French Laundry Out: Covid Cult Member and Maskhole Gavin Newsom     (web.archive.org)
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 3.8 years ago (+3/-0)
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