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velocityraptor
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Member for: 2.4 years

scp: 640 (+689/-49)
ccp: 107 (+137/-30)
votes given: 60 (+43/-17)
score: 747





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I used to drink quite heavily     (QuitDrinking)

submitted by velocityraptor to QuitDrinking 4 months ago

35 comments

I still do, but I used to too
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Ok who's next?      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by velocityraptor to goatchess 5 months ago

5 comments

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It finally happened     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by velocityraptor to pics 5 months ago

4 comments

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Feels Good     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by velocityraptor to pics 5 months ago

22 comments

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After Trump won, I decided to celebrate his outstanding victory by flattening exactly 3 democrats with my car.     (tellupgoat_based_edition)

submitted by velocityraptor to tellupgoat_based_edition 5 months ago

7 comments

Three is the magic number. Reduce, Reuse, murder.
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Trump will be installed, we will be content with our idiocracy for four more years. The white man will diminsh. We will gorge ourselves, never thinking of the children.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by velocityraptor to TellUpgoat 5 months ago

13 comments

thus is our demise. Eternity is forever, our success fleeting in the eyes of justice.
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You drive to go drinking, I drink to go driving. WE ARE NOT THE SAME.     (tellupgoat_based_edition)

submitted by velocityraptor to tellupgoat_based_edition 6 months ago

23 comments

Stop comparing yourselves to me faggots
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Has anyone ever come up with a valid arguement against drunk driving?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by velocityraptor to AskUpgoat 10 months ago

22 comments

I am genuinely curious.
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You wish you were this based.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by velocityraptor to whatever 10 months ago

4 comments

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Learn from your mistakes.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by velocityraptor to whatever 10 months ago

0 comments

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STOP POSTING SCREENSHOTS FILLED WITH RED CIRCLES AND YELLOW HIGHLIGHTS     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by velocityraptor to TellUpgoat 10 months ago

6 comments

THIS IS GETTING RETARDED. THERE IS NO GOOD REASON TO TRY EMPHASIZING 80% OF SOMETHING THAT IS ALREADY CLEAR WHEN READ/SEEN NORMALLY. YES, I AM USING ALL CAPITAL LETTERS BUT IN THIS SITUATION IT IS APPROPRIATE.
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Shockingly, I was not suprised.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by velocityraptor to pics 10 months ago

8 comments

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38 Mexican Presidential candidates were assassinted and then a jew got "elected". Coheecidence?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by velocityraptor to AskUpgoat 11 months ago

14 comments

What do you think? What is it about her and her purpose in the presidency that made her untouchable to such well executed violence?
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Noone worth talking to cares what you think or feel.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by velocityraptor to TellUpgoat 11 months ago

15 comments

Anything other than what is true is worthless drivel.
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The jewish religion should not be outlawed. The jewish RACE should be excluded, as layed out in the Madagascar Plan.     (en.wikipedia.org)

submitted by velocityraptor to TellUpgoat 11 months ago

6 comments

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Con77 has exposed himself as a verifiable resident of an infected Tel Aviv cuticle.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by velocityraptor to TellUpgoat 11 months ago

11 comments

Shocking news. He is no longer to be trusted.
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Me and the boys haven't been able to conceal our power level recently.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by velocityraptor to videos 1 year ago

4 comments

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Me and the boys struck out again last night.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by velocityraptor to videos 1 year ago

1 comments

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All squares are a rectangle but no rectangles are a square     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by velocityraptor to TellUpgoat 1.4 years ago

17 comments

This is more important than you can possibly understand.
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What's all this about smoke alarms and niggers?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by velocityraptor to AskUpgoat 1.6 years ago

18 comments

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what is the average IQ of A Maori?     (whatever)

submitted by velocityraptor to whatever 1.6 years ago

9 comments

I need STATS. STAT
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NASA mystery: Russians ‘know exactly what happened’ to hole on international space station - “Problems with NASA, of course, have appeared, but not through the fault of NASA, but through the fault of those American circles outside of NASA.”     (www.express.co.uk)

submitted by velocityraptor to whatever 1.6 years ago

5 comments

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Who can indentify dangus in this seemingly innocuous picture?     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by velocityraptor to whatever 1.7 years ago

5 comments

it may take a well trained eye, but there is our guy in all his glory
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Despite making up less than 13% percent of the population, teens cause more than 50% of obnoxious public indecency, as well as abhorrent crime     (whatever)

submitted by velocityraptor to whatever 1.7 years ago

2 comments

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Someone explain to me why Douglas Macgregor is a "Coronel" and not a Colonel     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by velocityraptor to whatever 1.7 years ago

9 comments