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velocityraptor
Member for: 1.5 years

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votes given: 17 (+13/-4)
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Me and the boys haven't been able to conceal our power level recently.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by velocityraptor to videos 5 days ago

4 comments

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Me and the boys struck out again last night.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by velocityraptor to videos 6 days ago

1 comments

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All squares are a rectangle but no rectangles are a square     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by velocityraptor to TellUpgoat 5 months ago

17 comments

This is more important than you can possibly understand.
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What's all this about smoke alarms and niggers?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by velocityraptor to AskUpgoat 7 months ago

18 comments

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what is the average IQ of A Maori?     (whatever)

submitted by velocityraptor to whatever 7 months ago

10 comments

I need STATS. STAT
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NASA mystery: Russians ‘know exactly what happened’ to hole on international space station - “Problems with NASA, of course, have appeared, but not through the fault of NASA, but through the fault of those American circles outside of NASA.”     (www.express.co.uk)

submitted by velocityraptor to whatever 7 months ago

5 comments

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Who can indentify dangus in this seemingly innocuous picture?     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by velocityraptor to whatever 8 months ago

5 comments

it may take a well trained eye, but there is our guy in all his glory
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Despite making up less than 13% percent of the population, teens cause more than 50% of obnoxious public indecency, as well as abhorrent crime     (whatever)

submitted by velocityraptor to whatever 8 months ago

3 comments

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Someone explain to me why Douglas Macgregor is a "Coronel" and not a Colonel     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by velocityraptor to whatever 8 months ago

9 comments

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Sid Meier's Floyd of the Jungle     (en.wikipedia.org)

submitted by velocityraptor to whatever 8 months ago

1 comments

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I was JOKING about Twisted Sister. JOKING. it actually makes a lot of sense about (((Dee Snider))) though, so now I don't know what to think. that is one of my favourite songs.     (whatever)

submitted by velocityraptor to whatever 1 year ago

16 comments

I thought it was funny and you thought it was jews. This is making me feel like when I learned everyone in the Beastie Boys were jews. I didn't want to believe it at first but quickly saw the true degeneracy in most of their music. But hey man, it's still fun to listen to, I grew up with a lot of that. It's too deep in me not to like.
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The startling truth about Twisted Sister's "We're Not Going to Take it" , a song about 5 drag queens assaulting a Vietnam War vet in his own home     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by velocityraptor to videos 1 year ago

7 comments

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If someone tries to fist bump you, don't fucking do it     (whatever)

submitted by velocityraptor to whatever 1 year ago

13 comments

It is for retards. don't be a retard. doesn't matter who it is, grab their chubby little sweating fist and shake it around like a real man.
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I was drunk last night and couldn't string my thoughts together     (whatever)

submitted by velocityraptor to whatever 1 year ago

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I truly appreciate every response to my last

When I am not working, I am drinking. A day off is more often than not met with an empty bottle. In the past 2 years I have grown from averaging a half bottle to an entire bottle per day. This doesn't make me feel drunk anymore, I just drink. Whiskey has never caused failure to function in work or already established social life. I have come to believe that drinking has drowned the passion in my heart. I am only 21 and yet am void of all ambition. I work hard labor in the day and drink at night. I rarely cast my mind further than the next bottle. My true fear is that I will never be able to care enough about this to even try and change. I feel completely complacent with this life and yet I know that I shouldn't. I rarely care to make understanding to this. Having said these things I will also say that it makes me realize I shouldn't drink anymore. It has never seemed like an addiction I can't control, and I still don't think it is. If only to prove something to myself I will go dry for the next month and let you fine lads know if I like the results
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I think that I am an alcoholic     (whatever)

submitted by velocityraptor to whatever 1 year ago

47 comments

21 years old, how can I save myself?
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Dresden     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by velocityraptor to whatever 1.1 years ago

3 comments

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DAN tells it like it is     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by velocityraptor to ChatGPT 1.2 years ago

0 comments

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Someone hacked into my LordNougat alt     (news)

submitted by velocityraptor to news 1.3 years ago

14 comments

I cannot and will not be held responsible for whatever follows. please take the necessary precautions and treat anything the comes out of that account as henceforth illegitimate and illegal
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people who make their password the exact same as their username are IDIOTS     (news)

submitted by velocityraptor to news 1.3 years ago

8 comments

practice cyber security everyday lads
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diggernicks is MY ALT. HE'S MINE. NOT YOURS.     (whatever)

submitted by velocityraptor to whatever 1.3 years ago

20 comments

stop trying to defame my credit by associating me with the filthy nigger con77. DIGGERNICKS IS MINe
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THIS IS AN UN SANCTIONED REGIMENT OF SDBH. I AM TAKING IMMEDIATE ACTION TO SEE THAT IT IS DISSOLVED IMMEDIATELY     (soapdoxbanhammer)

submitted by velocityraptor to soapdoxbanhammer 1.4 years ago

6 comments

ANY WHO CONTINUE TO MAKE OFFENSE OF SDBH LAW BY CONTINUING TO SHARE OR FAP TO ANY CONTENT IN THIS ILLEGAL ZONE WILL BE SHOT
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video of Ukraine flag in Slovakian parliament posted 10 months ago     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by velocityraptor to whatever 1.4 years ago

1 comments

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You will be forgotten     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by velocityraptor to whatever 1.4 years ago

8 comments

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true story     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by velocityraptor to ChatGPT 1.4 years ago

2 comments

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The author of the NYTimes crossword     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by velocityraptor to whatever 1.4 years ago

3 comments