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What's all this about smoke alarms and niggers?

submitted by velocityraptor to AskUpgoat 7 monthsOct 1, 2023 18:55:19 ago (+6/-0)     (AskUpgoat)



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[ - ] Breeder 8 points 7 monthsOct 1, 2023 19:13:53 ago (+8/-0)

That's just the noise the hallway makes.

[ - ] Clubberlang -1 points 7 monthsOct 1, 2023 21:54:25 ago (+1/-2)

Nah niggga deyt duhhhhhhh poeleeese bat tuh kommit semetisms awnah niggga gnome seyin?!

[ - ] Spaceman84 6 points 7 monthsOct 1, 2023 19:49:45 ago (+6/-0)

They don’t hear it because it has been in every rental since they were infants. The ones that notice it don’t care and let it die rather than buy a 9V battery.

[ - ] Clubberlang -2 points 7 monthsOct 1, 2023 21:55:41 ago (+0/-2)

9 uhh uhh 1+8 uhhhh X Y V uhhh deyt sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit raycis!

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 6 points 7 monthsOct 1, 2023 19:42:11 ago (+6/-0)

Dat be dem ceiling birds

[ - ] Clubberlang -2 points 7 monthsOct 1, 2023 21:57:06 ago (+0/-2)

Maaaaaawwwwmuh! Dem gubbmint peeginz be uppinnah roof ageeein!!

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 2 points 7 monthsOct 1, 2023 22:20:49 ago (+2/-0)

Dang ole @stupidbird

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 6 points 7 monthsOct 1, 2023 19:08:04 ago (+6/-0)

In most videos that niggers upload you can hear smoke alarms chirping in the background needing batteries replaced. Yo usee, most normal humans change them the moment they start chirping but the nigger... the nigger is dumb and lazy and a fire hazard. Some states with a lot of nogs are now even doing public service announcements trying to correct the problem because they've seen the videos too. hahahaha Its gold, Jerry!

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 3 points 7 monthsOct 1, 2023 19:33:59 ago (+3/-0)

It's a meme about niggers either being unable to hear certain high pitched sounds like smoke alarms make when they need a battery change. Or are too lazy to be bothered to change them.

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 7 monthsOct 1, 2023 18:56:13 ago (+3/-0)

Beep

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 08:22:15 ago (+1/-0)

Whas a bat tree?

[ - ] killallkikes 1 point 7 monthsOct 1, 2023 19:02:22 ago (+1/-0)

niggers dont know what batteries are

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 7 monthsOct 1, 2023 19:13:53 ago (+2/-0)

Batteries are some wyt voodoo shit, nigga! (2 years from now) -"sheeeeit we invented batteries but the honky stole that shit"

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 7 monthsOct 1, 2023 21:59:25 ago (+1/-0)

Hoooowyte peepol ain be knowin hah tuh seeson dey battreez!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 7 monthsOct 1, 2023 18:59:43 ago (+1/-0)

BEEP BEEP, NIGGER

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 06:52:19 ago (+0/-0)

I think it started with that olympic runner chick that got in trouble for having pot in her system. She did an interview, and the whole time you can hear a dead smoke alarm chirping and she is completely oblivious. I believe there are other instances of niggers doing this as well now though.

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 0 points 7 monthsOct 1, 2023 21:57:11 ago (+1/-1)

in Australia rentals have to have a smoke alarm inspector check it once a year. do they not do this in America? i can imagine many are too afraid to enter a nigger's house. how do agents inspect nigger tenants? most property managers are women, a recipe for disaster. god, imagine renting to a nigger.

[ - ] deleted -1 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 07:03:16 ago (+0/-1)

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