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uvulectomy
Member for: 4 years

scp: 1340 (+1370/-30)
ccp: 10076 (+10284/-208)
votes given: 299 (+213/-86)
score: 11416





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Anon explains just how badly Zelensky fucked himself.     (pomf2.lain.la)

submitted by uvulectomy to politics 1 month ago

27 comments

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**Realpolitik vs Political Theatre**

Why do people not understand realpolitik?

This minerals deal was a backdoor scheme to pull Ukraine under the US's security umbrella almost immediately. To get around the fact that Ukraine has ZERO legal path to NATO membership before 2040, at the earliest?

NATO has rules. Its an organization with a charter, bylaws, etc. UKRAINE CANNOT JOIN. Not until it is no longer in a military conflict, and all of its border disputes are settled with treaties. And then a ten year waiting period.

NATO countries are NOT ALLOWED to have troops in Ukraine, simply by virtue of being members of NATO, while Ukraine is in a military conflict with disputed borders.

Ergo, there is ZERO possibility of any troops from NATO countries being stationed there before 2040, IF EVER.

So how could the US find a way around all of these limitations that we can actually protect Ukraine from future Russian invasion?

Diplomatic-legal chicanery: have US-domiciled companies running businesses that are considered vital to the national security interests of the US operating inside Ukrainian borders.

That way, if Russia considers future invasions, the USA can pre-empt the Russkies and say "our national security interests are at stake, so we would consider any such action on Russia's part an act of war against the US".

So this deal would have given Ukraine an IMPLICIT security guarantee from the USA itself. Not even weak-willed NATO, but the USA. And from day 1; not 10 years after all military conflicts are ended and all border conflicts have come to a legal conclusion.

Because Ukraine CANNOT have an EXPLICIT security guarantee.

Yet Trump figured out a way around all of this. Found a way to get Ukraine under its security umbrella. Almost immediately, in fact, if Ukraine wanted it:
- declare a ceasefire;
- get the US mineral deal signed;
- make a peace with Russia; and
- US companies with national security goals go in
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Anti-Invader Stickers, 16x20" @ 300dpi     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by uvulectomy to whatever 3 months ago

17 comments

Print at whatever size you like and post where you see fit. Includes phone # for ICE, and a QR code that directly links to the reporting form.
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@ARealPerson, 1 hour old account, responding to 5 month old comments...     (whatever)

submitted by uvulectomy to whatever 5 months ago

19 comments

**WE SEE YOU, JEW.**
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New Take On A Classic, Courtesy Of "Alien: Romulus"     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by uvulectomy to Memes 6 months ago

0 comments

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"Here We Are From India" AI video (not mine)     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by uvulectomy to FunnyVideos 6 months ago

12 comments

pomf link for faggots who can't figure out alternate DNS: https://pomf2.lain.la/f/lwtq0se.mp4
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@Portmanure and @BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod out themselves as pedophiles.     (whatever)

submitted by uvulectomy to whatever 9 months ago

4 comments

https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=66ac1ea85e9f1#comment_66ac4e95c9807
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@IsraelRespecter is a:     (Petitions)

submitted by uvulectomy to Petitions 11 months ago

10 comments

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Reminder that @MartinTimothy is a DEGENERATE PEDOPHILE, and has no place on this site.     (whatever)

submitted by uvulectomy to whatever 1.2 years ago

45 comments

#1. [Believes that **8 years old** is "marriageable age"](https://archive.fo/vopJ1#selection-1672.0-1713.238) because "that's the yardstick used in Africa."

#2. [Goes on and on about "sexy boy butts"](https://archive.fo/Lk3YM#selection-1399.0-1459.389) and literally admits to being a pedophile and viewing/possessing CP.

#3. [Thinks CP galleries should be a "marriage market"](https://archive.fo/Lk3YM#selection-1975.0-1997.295) where girls should post nudes for "older men like him" to view.

@system needs to ban this kike sex-pest for the good of the site.
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The Justin Mohn Incident: My Evaluation     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by uvulectomy to whatever 1.2 years ago

46 comments

In case anyone gives two shits about my opinion as a random fucker on the internet (and if you do, you have problems).
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PSA: @RK and @Mini are shills. Shills = Kikes. Kikes = Require Gassing     (TellTalk)

submitted by uvulectomy to TellTalk 1.6 years ago

10 comments

New accounts and the only thing they've done is try to astroturf for their "Web 3.0" social media blah blah blah who the fuck cares. @system, please gas these spamming kikes.

https://www.voat.xyz/profile?user=RK

https://www.voat.xyz/profile?user=Mini
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Muh alphas! Muh thousands of fans! You're just beta orbiters!     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by uvulectomy to whatever 1.6 years ago

16 comments

Whoops!
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Reminder: @big_fat_dangus thinks this is a woman.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by uvulectomy to whatever 1.6 years ago

16 comments

For context: https://archive.ph/dzoGC

And all he'll say in response is "muh beta orbiters." 🤣
0
We need your expertise, @big_fat_dangus!     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by uvulectomy to whatever 1.6 years ago

4 comments

Is this a woman?
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User big_fat_dangus falls for a trap Ukrot shill.     (archive.ph)

submitted by uvulectomy to TellUpgoat 1.6 years ago

5 comments

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Main Page Login Issue (More Info)     (TalkDev)

submitted by uvulectomy to TalkDev 1.7 years ago

4 comments

As I'm sure a bunch of users have pointed out, the main page doesn't stay logged in. However, I've noticed that if I click on a comment section for a post, once *that* page loads, I'm logged in, and then when I go back to the main page, I'm logged in as well.

Dunno if it has anything to do with the redirects, but I do visit from voat.xyz and not upgoat.net (although I'm pretty sure the issue happens no matter what URL you visit from).
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If you're gonna commit armed robbery, maybe make sure your weapon isn't empty?     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by uvulectomy to whatever 1.8 years ago

4 comments

What a retard.
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Reminder that KilltheNazis, aka TopCitizen, aka GradeAPatriot, aka BestNeighbor, etc., etc., etc. is a JEWISH PEDOPHILE     (archive.is)

submitted by uvulectomy to whatever 1.8 years ago

51 comments

Which means every comment/post he makes is nothing but impotent projection.

He will never be a woman. He will never be allowed anywhere *near* a child. At best he will die alone in a pile of his own filth.
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Mechanical Techno     (yewtu.be)

submitted by uvulectomy to industrialmusic 2.0 years ago

0 comments

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AOU (aka AOJew) Is A:     (whatever)

submitted by uvulectomy to whatever 2 years ago

0 comments

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#StopJewishHate     (whatever)

submitted by uvulectomy to whatever 2 years ago

17 comments

Seriously, this hashtag is a ***gift.*** They really didn't think this one through in their race to kvetch about "The Noticing."

So we use it for our own ends.

Post your examples of jewish hatred all over the internet:

• Talmud excerpts
• clips and quotes from rabbis hating "the goyim"
• jewish celebrities calling for white extermination
• Israeli politicians talking about bleeding America dry
• and the list goes on.

Post little snippets and sources like that *everywhere*, and always use #StopJewishHate in your posts.

(((They))) won't be able to do much about it other than bury the hashtag entirely. But if they do that, they also silence their own message. Basically, hijack their signal, amplify it, and turn it back on them.
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Dial ______     (whatever)

submitted by uvulectomy to whatever 2 years ago

6 comments

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You Will Never Be A Real Man: A Copypasta For Zippertit Inclusivity     (whatever)

submitted by uvulectomy to whatever 2 years ago

15 comments

*You will never be a real man. You have no penis, you have no testicles, you have no prostate. You are a homosexual woman twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature's apex provider.*

*All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you. Your "friends" laugh at your soyboy appearance behind closed doors.*

*Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who "pass" look like weak manlets to a woman. Your lack of height is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk chick home with you, she'll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your fishy, dickless hole.*

*You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be OK, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, even though real men bear heavier burdens every day and push on.*

*Eventually it will be too much to bear. You'll buy some pills, crunch them all down with a box of wine, and wake up having failed yet again. Then you'll goad someone else into taking your life. Your parents will be heartbroken, but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know that a woman is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably female.*

*This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.*
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BestVeteran / GradeAPatriot / MartinTimothy / Goatslayer / whatever is back.     (archive.is)

submitted by uvulectomy to whatever 2.1 years ago

45 comments

@system needs to shoah this degenerate.
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@MartinTimothy is a DEGENERATE PEDOPHILE.     (whatever)

submitted by uvulectomy to whatever 2.1 years ago

42 comments

This fucking yid thinks ***8 years old*** is "marriageable age."

https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=641bc81f89db6&commentid=641bd0f2cf624

https://archive.is/UC0ac
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Mind The GAP: GradeAPatriot Alt #6 Gorillion     (whatever)

submitted by uvulectomy to whatever 2.1 years ago

18 comments

[Member for 46 minutes,](https://archive.is/gXHrE) already can't remember to switch alts when replying: https://files.catbox.moe/vevo85.JPG

[Archive Link](https://archive.is/9XNq9) so he can't scream "muh fake screenshot."