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You Will Never Be A Real Man: A Copypasta For Zippertit Inclusivity

submitted by uvulectomy to whatever 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2023 15:14:24 ago (+40/-0)     (whatever)

You will never be a real man. You have no penis, you have no testicles, you have no prostate. You are a homosexual woman twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature's apex provider.

All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you. Your "friends" laugh at your soyboy appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who "pass" look like weak manlets to a woman. Your lack of height is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk chick home with you, she'll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your fishy, dickless hole.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be OK, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, even though real men bear heavier burdens every day and push on.

Eventually it will be too much to bear. You'll buy some pills, crunch them all down with a box of wine, and wake up having failed yet again. Then you'll goad someone else into taking your life. Your parents will be heartbroken, but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know that a woman is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably female.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.


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[ - ] HeyJames 11 points 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2023 15:39:58 ago (+11/-0)

Transgender surgeons will have a short lifespan during the final days

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2023 23:26:12 ago (+1/-0)

What if they were made to do the surgeries on each other beforehand?

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 29, 2023 00:53:50 ago (+0/-0)

With only a butter knife

[ - ] deleted 5 points 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2023 16:20:56 ago (+5/-0)*

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[ - ] uvulectomy [op] 6 points 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2023 16:33:16 ago (+6/-0)

A demon doing as demons do. But demons are now a protected class in clown world.

[ - ] texasblood 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2023 18:07:11 ago (+3/-1)

Where on this planet is there NOT an attack on white Christian people, values etc, etc?
Satan's kids HATE JESUS and all the values that once held all this shit together.
FUCK JESUS RIGHT?
Hold that thought and your breath at the same time.

[ - ] SaneGoatiSwear 4 points 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2023 15:30:22 ago (+4/-0)

Savage.

I love it XD

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 29, 2023 13:41:59 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2023 17:56:33 ago (+2/-0)

That was beautiful. It almost brought a tear to my eye.

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2023 23:52:32 ago (+0/-0)

Only almost?
Pussy.
I wept like a man.
I hope every fucked up cunt gets this eulogy.

Not to torment the lost fuckers.
But to save even just a single child from this fate makes its cruelty so worthwhile.

[ - ] Ex_hack 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2023 15:20:00 ago (+2/-0)

Bravo, OP

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2023 15:51:34 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 29, 2023 13:38:48 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] con77 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2023 20:05:07 ago (+0/-0)

I'm going to enter that for consideration for the Pulitzer prize for prose.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2023 17:05:33 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2023 16:57:50 ago (+0/-0)

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