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This is an argument you can use in public for people who can't get around your "whiteness".

>I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

Now point out that they want to judge people by the color of their skin because they're horrible people of disgusting character.

(inb4 all the "but niggers" comments :-P )

(The actual song takes a turn for the worse but the intro is epic)

Child sex robots are actually better than adult sex robots, they're smaller and less expensive, more convenient, and eat less. *runs away!*

This was a fairly poorly drawn 4-panel comic, with a relatively normal looking guy in the first 3 frames... Said something like:

Panel 1: "I'm a homosexual, and because of it people treat me like crap. I don't understand why."

Panel 2: "Maybe there's some way I can show people that I'm just a regular person?"

Panel 3: "Oh! I know!"

Panel 4 shows him marching in a pride parade wearing feathers and with a dildo in his mouth.

Taken from a surveillance camera. Probably refugees from voat.co

Launch attempt for the largest rocket in History. These are the best livestreams to watch the test from:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5QXreqOrTA - SpaceX official stream, scheduled start 7:15AM CDT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN57x2a_waw - NASASpaceFlight's livestream with commentary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY2Zw9xWhmM - The Launch Pad livestream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhJRzQsLZGg - NASASpaceFlight's 24 hour multi-camera livestream of Starbase

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2BQKCnPkIc - LabPadre's 24 hour multi-camera livestream of Starbase

Edit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vb9hFqF6i0 - Everyday Astronaut (Tim Dodd) livestream with commentary

Infected Mushroom. Minding the cat since 1996.

( https://archive.ph/MZ7f5 if you're curious.)

Went to pick up my six-year-old son after Church school and he looked rather troubled. "What's up sport? Anything wrong?"

He looked over at me and hesitantly asked, "is God a man or a woman?"

Well now. Where did this line of thought come from? "We think of God as a man, but no one can look upon His image. He's God though, the master of creation, and if He wanted to be a women He could be. She. Whatever. So God could be either."

He frowned a bit and looked down, clearly thinking. I could visualize the wheels spinning in his head. He looked back up. "Is God black, or is God white?" Wow.

"It's the same thing, we really don't know, he could be either."

He looked down again, and the wheels in his head spun faster and faster. He frowned more and then his eyes widened with an epiphany and he exclaimed an "oh" in realization. He looked up at me and asked, "is Michael Jackson God?"

Yeezy posted a known Raelian symbol and was banned for it.

Yoy.

Great gaffe isn't even being covered, and the "breakfast taco" thing isn't even funny.

edit: https://nitter.net/BonillaJL/status/1546945462133030914

Ban didn't work very well, did it?