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US traded an international arms dealer for a WOMAN'S BASKETBALL PLAYER!

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2022 18:35:33 ago (+37/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What rubes!


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2022 18:55:40 ago (+7/-0)

Maybe the government has need of an international arms dealer. It's a win win for them. They get their plug back and niggers think they give a rusty fuck. All without looking bad by using a presidential pardon.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2022 18:58:47 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2022 23:19:07 ago (+1/-0)

I too need an international arms dealer and a very large credit line from the Vickers Corp

[ - ] Khash1488 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2022 20:32:04 ago (+6/-0)

I root for Russia and their allies

[ - ] x0x7 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2022 20:04:37 ago (+6/-0)

Worst man for man trade ever.

[ - ] deleted 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2022 19:01:16 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] BoozyB 7 points 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2022 19:34:53 ago (+7/-0)

Nah, tofu.

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2022 20:43:48 ago (+1/-0)

turd patty

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2022 06:15:13 ago (+0/-0)

vegan turd patty made from soy bugs.

[ - ] Jerd34 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2022 21:50:22 ago (+1/-0)

a single slice of pan fried spam

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2022 22:37:11 ago (+1/-0)

More like fish dicks.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2022 01:09:06 ago (+0/-0)

Shit cookies, that what they make in Africa.

[ - ] fnbs 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2022 20:40:54 ago (+5/-0)

I thought it was a trans-nigger, something democrats hold in very high regard

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2022 21:10:41 ago (+1/-0)

Hunger Games foreshadowing all those rich trannies is ending up true.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2022 19:05:40 ago (+5/-0)

There has to be a genetic link to "Basil Zaharoff"...Putin impounded that faggy degenerate in order to stir shit knowing full well that "it" had a politically straw value that would be redeemed at a much higher level because Biden lacks the political wisdom to know the difference between worth and worthless, all the "paedophile in chief" knows is what the degenerates in charge tell him...if that goofy fag rotted in the basement of the State Duma it would have sent the message to the degenerate community that it is as rightfully worthless as nature intended it to be...ergo massive loss of bowel control among mentally retarded fags.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2022 06:18:21 ago (+1/-0)

And now what did we get?

The tranny nigger didn't learn shit and will keep traveling with drugs around the world.

Do China next please.

Or go to Russia again, I want more stuff to laugh at.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2022 05:49:33 ago (+0/-0)

Trannies are an untapped market for the pharmaceutical and "health care" industry.

[ - ] Laputois 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2022 06:12:36 ago (+2/-0)

Its not a woman, although the statement women's basketball player is apropos.

[ - ] oppressed 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2022 22:32:08 ago (+2/-0)

it's an affirmative action trade

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2022 07:32:48 ago (+1/-0)

We need to vote harder

[ - ] noonefromnowhere [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2022 21:07:36 ago (+0/-0)

True, voting for Laura Loomer would totally own da libz and make those snowflakes melt.

[ - ] drhitler 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2022 01:07:52 ago (+1/-0)

niggers in America are sacred

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2022 00:00:05 ago (+1/-0)

Meanwhile a Marine has been rotting in the Russian prison system for 4 years

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2022 05:51:15 ago (+0/-0)

Haven't you ever seen undisputed 3? Dude is probably getting buff, developing a fake Russian accent and becoming the most complete fighter. Boyka, Boyka, Boyka.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2022 22:46:11 ago (+1/-0)

Not much better than equipping an enemy army that we lost to after a twenty year war

Oh, and floating them millions of dollars as well

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2022 22:05:55 ago (+1/-0)

Only encouraging them to imprison more US citizens

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2022 06:23:04 ago (+0/-0)

True, but maybe don't make it that easy for them, maybe don't bring a bunch of drugs in your luggage.

I mean even in the west only the most libshited puppets towed the line, the rest were "well laws were broken and not some obscure laws we can harp at...we have pretty much the same here in our "democracy""

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2022 21:11:15 ago (+1/-0)

If it were your nuts like Pauls would it be as funny?

[ - ] noonefromnowhere [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2022 21:08:44 ago (+0/-0)

Yes.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2022 20:50:04 ago (+1/-0)

"woman's"

[ - ] nepenthe0110 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2022 20:13:54 ago (+1/-0)

...and a rookie terrorist to be named later?

[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2022 20:08:57 ago (+2/-1)

He was a Russia spy arming the victims of us aggressions.

A hero to the Russian people.

A remarkable political coup for the RF