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TheOriginal1Icemonkey
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Sarge!     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 1 day ago

2 comments

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Remember When We Called Them “Googles”?     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to Niggers 1 day ago

28 comments

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Gotta Keep Em Separated!     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to Jews 1 day ago

2 comments

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Useless     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to funny 1 day ago

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Self Deprecating?
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Sandwich      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to funny 1 day ago

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They Used The Wrong Flag      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 1 day ago

5 comments

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Prostitution Sting in Sacramento Yields Pics of Dirty Brown People     (archive.ph)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 1 day ago

7 comments

Out of the 27 names on the list, all but three belong to pageets, muzzies and beaners.
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Diese dreckigen juden     (archive.ph)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to Jews 3 days ago

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Rock With You     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to GenerationX_Radio 3 days ago

2 comments

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Complete Transcript of Governor Wallace's Speech. It’s actually a PDF of the original document.     (media.al.com)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 4 days ago

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From A Time When America Had Strong White Men In Public Service     (www.google.com)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 4 days ago

5 comments

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I hate how you have to click back twice to get out of a thread you commented on.      (TellTalk)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to TellTalk 4 days ago

28 comments

Am I doing it wrong, or is this just lazy, shitty programming?
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Metal Church     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to GenerationX_Radio 5 days ago

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Watch: Boeing Engineers Break Through Border Razor Wire, Push Guards     (archive.ph)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 6 days ago

3 comments

They’re sending their best. Yay for diversity!
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Muh MSG     (www.them-apples.co.uk)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to CookingWithGoats 1 week ago

8 comments

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Told off a self entitled sheboon today     (Niggers)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to Niggers 1 week ago

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I come out of the local quickie mart in my small redneck White trash town and sheboon has pulled in and put her car right in the way of everyone else coming and going. I say, “stupid nigger”, and she looks over. I say “you probably shouldn’t park there”, to which it says, “he can still get by”, referring to another truck backing out. I retort, “stupid fucking coon”.
Funny part, it shuffled off without saying a word and had to go into the store to see the Joe Dirt looking guy with his rebel flag bandana around his head to get rung up.
I bet it never comes back to KL again.
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Anyone here use a flip phone?      (AskUpgoat)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to AskUpgoat 1 week ago

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My phone sucks. Barely useable. It’s a AT&T free phone and it’s time to upgrade. I need a phone only for calls and some texting
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The Prisoner     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to GenerationX_Radio 1 week ago

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Another St Patrick’s Day Joke     (Jokes)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to Jokes 1 week ago

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What is the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On St. Patrick’s Day everyone wants to be Irish!
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St. Patrick’s Day Joke     (Jokes)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to Jokes 1 week ago

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Have you heard of the gay Irish couple?

Gerald Fitzpatrick & Patrick Fitzgerald
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Regarding longhairs, trannies and Target     (whatever)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 2 weeks ago

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I’ve become disgusted with Wal Mart lately, because, Walmart.
Disclosure: I live in a region with few resources, ‘resource desert’ if you will.
The local wetback wal mart is infested with fat, gross dirty brown, wetbacks.
I have recently discovered that the Target store, in the liberal town I work in, is far cleaner and has way better cheap shit than the wal mart has.
I have since commenced my trading at this local Target. Regardless of tyranny bathrooms and underoos to tuck your gay balls up into, it’s a much better store, tenfold.
On that note, I went in there today to grab some plastic totes for packing shit up about our remodel work. There before me I checkout is yet another hair farmer. This White bro is obviously a gaymer and a nerd of other sorts. He’s got hair down to the middle of his back. Pale, horn-rimmed glasses and just that all around dork look that these guys have. Bid deal, he’s a gaymer, with a job, just ring my shit up, and he did.
Here’s the deal, I happen to look at his name tag and it says “Bridgette” I did a double take and confirmed.
Get back to the office and look up “is Bridgette a man's name”? Turns out, it’s Irish and means, “Strong Woman”
My take is that all of these young longhairs are tranny faggots.
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Update on potential hiring of longhair dude     (whatever)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 2 weeks ago

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Thank you all for your input. I was never down on a White brother over hair, or anything of that nature, tattoos, etc. It’s just that we run a business catering to the top 1% of this particular community.
After a day of thought, I was down for calling him back in for a “working interview”. Four hours in store, to see if they are a fit, both for us and them. Wife was on board. Following morning, wife becomes not on board. She sites that ‘people who are not actively working towards bigger things and trying to improve themselves, bring her down’. Here I was willing to give the guy the chance he maybe needs, but I have to consider her view as well.
So, I’m reviewing other applications and he is still on my list, so we'll see.
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Another filthy orthodox kike sighting, again on a Saturday      (Jews)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to Jews 2 weeks ago

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I live in a small town with a wetback population, but I work in a liberal university town which naturally includes a population of moslems. University? You have moslems. I don’t generally appreciate moslems, but this town also has a sin-a-gog as well. So once again on a Saturday I’m driving through downtown to do my business banking and what do I see walking down the sidewalk of the main drag, but a group of filthy jews spread out over an entire block. Little kike boys walking in pairs, a few of these pairs. Followed by a couple of sets of adult rat faces. All are wearing jew garb, some cape-like thing, with strings hanging out from under at the rear. The obligatory little hats on the kikelets and the adult rats with their top hats.
Upon traversing up the rear of this parade of filthy vermin, I was overwhelmed with anger at their mere presence. This being. University town, it is known to be full of Palestine supporters, which I have no problem with because, jews.
These vermin strolling around at noon on a Saturday in a leftist town full of Palestine supporters and a decent moslem pupulation can only be chalked up as ‘these kikes are looking for trouble’ roaming around out in the open like this.
I’ve once seen this a few times since Palestine began defending themselves against Israel a few months back. These maggots have alot of nerve. I felt li,e rolling down the window with a “ from the river to the sea” attack, but fuck em all.
It just makes me sick
Seeing rabid jews in public makes me wanna hurl.
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Serious beaner fatigue here     (whatever)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 2 weeks ago

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I used to suffer from nigger fatigue until I moved from Blackramento ten years ago. Used to deal with 8-10% niggers, now I deal with 60%+ beaners, spics, wetbacks, whatever you want to call them. It’s rural Northern California. Where I live you have retarded, fat wetbacks. In town you have them, as well as second gen and on spics. Rude as fuck. Just as dumb, but more rude. Fat, dirty and brown describes both kinds.
Even if I don’t shop where they shop, which is hard to do, I still have to share the road with these mongrels. I’m getting very tired.
May move to Prescott.
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Interviewed a young man today     (whatever)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 3 weeks ago

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Dude is approaching the glass doors to our building, right on time, and Mrs. Icemonkey sees he has long hair, like “hair farmer” long and she moles out around the corner saying, “I’m not doing this”. I approach him, introduce myself, shake his hand, thank him for coming in and then I say, “are you thinking you’re gonna work here with that hair”? He says, “yeah, it’s too long, I’ll get it cut”, so we proceed to the interview.

Seemed to be an alright dude overall. Not the kind of person I would normally associate with, but he was honest in the interview Nd wasn’t retarded. Although he did admit to being a gay er and a D&D player, not to my surprise as he looked the part in every way. But he’s White and we need people.

We'll probably call him back