Little Johnny was watching the street crew re-pave the road. Suddenly, grandma says "ooooh, a quarter". She runs out into the street and a paver drives up and squishes grandma flat.
Little Johnny laughed and laughed, he knew it wasn't a quarter, only a nickel.
My kid found an old iphone, it's very small. He couldn't get over how 'tiny' it is. I told him back in the day, that was the point; not who could get the largest computer in their pocket.
Stonkmar 1 point 31 minutes ago
The bible
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Stonkmar 1 point 3 days ago
Dairy by-product
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Stonkmar 0 points 5 days ago
I heard it was because they have more estrogen, even the males. Makes them act like materialistic women.
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Stonkmar 1 point 6 days ago
I hate getting feaked out
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Stonkmar 1 point 6 days ago
Mommy mommy, I don't want to bake cookies.
"Shut up and get in the oven."
Mommy, I don't want to go fishing.
"Shut up and keep swimming"
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Stonkmar 0 points 6 days ago
Yeah, I think it's Little Aubrey, but same deal.
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Stonkmar 1 point 1 week ago
Little Johnny was watching the street crew re-pave the road. Suddenly, grandma says "ooooh, a quarter". She runs out into the street and a paver drives up and squishes grandma flat.
Little Johnny laughed and laughed, he knew it wasn't a quarter, only a nickel.
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Stonkmar 1 point 1 week ago
Big dairy is a thing
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Stonkmar 1 point 1 week ago
Bring back crescent fresh
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Stonkmar 0 points 1 week ago
You'll love it
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Stonkmar 3 points 1 week ago
Harvey Milks Seamen
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Stonkmar 4 points 1 week ago
I like her hair
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Stonkmar 0 points 1 week ago
That guy laying down on his stomach in the front, is his leg an arm?
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Stonkmar 0 points 1 week ago
Did you put those into chatgpt? Not that the answer would be unbiased, but...
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Stonkmar 1 point 1 week ago
It's similar to the sound from Invasion of the Body Snatchers (70s version). Very haunting.
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Stonkmar 3 points 1 week ago
Put something in the menthols, chicken, and kook aid. It would be all over
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Stonkmar 1 point 1 week ago
Their version of Gloria is awesome
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Stonkmar 5 points 2 weeks ago
She must be on that new lesbian medication, Trycocksagin.
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Stonkmar 2 points 2 weeks ago
Big guy from queens
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Stonkmar 0 points 2 weeks ago
Why does it want me to download the file?
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Stonkmar 3 points 2 weeks ago
Truck of pieces
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Stonkmar 4 points 2 weeks ago
Vegetabkles
Sandwitches
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Stonkmar 5 points 2 weeks ago
Why are blacks good at basketball?
It requires shooting, stealing, and running.
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Stonkmar 0 points 2 weeks ago
Running Man called it
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Stonkmar 0 points 2 weeks ago
My kid found an old iphone, it's very small. He couldn't get over how 'tiny' it is. I told him back in the day, that was the point; not who could get the largest computer in their pocket.
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