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Bitcoin is throwing a sale.     (www.tradingview.com)
submitted by Sector2 to Crypto 2 months ago (+12/-0)
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Crypto gambler 'shoots himself on live-stream after losing $500 in memecoin investment'     (www.themirror.com)
submitted by Scyber to Crypto 2 months ago (+8/-0)
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https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/crypto-gambler-shoots-himself-live-994507

Arnold Haro, a dad of one, is reported to have tragically shot himself on a live-stream after allegedly losing $500 on a memecoin investment.

That memecoin is called "An Haro" lol. The universe has a sense of humor and gives zero fucks.
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"Somebody hijacked a boatload of tulip bulbs"     (www.zerohedge.com)
submitted by Sector2 to Crypto 2 months ago (+2/-0)
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https://www.zerohedge.com/crypto/bybit-exchange-hacked-over-14-billion-steth-moved

"Crypto prices tumbled this morning - most notably BTC and ETH - on reports that cryptocurrency exchange Bybit has reportedly been hacked for over $1.4 billion in liquid-staked Ether and MegaETH (mETH)."

Title is the top comment, that's probably not as funny to cryptographers. Aren't the "cold wallets" touted as being secure?
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Trump's brand new memecoin (TRUMP) is up 16,000%, with a $30 billion market capitalization.     (www.zerohedge.com)
submitted by Sector2 to Crypto 3 months ago (+6/-0)
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https://www.zerohedge.com/crypto/trump-unveils-official-memecoin-late-friday-12-hours-later-it-16000-30-billion

As I said, we'll get to laugh while he's screwing us. (unlike "my butt's been wiped" biden)

Trump's other momentum chasing venture, DJT, has a market cap of $8.7 billion

lol, not even president again yet.
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Invest in fartcoin bro      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to Crypto 3 months ago (+5/-0)
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Trump plans executive order making crypto a national priority      (cointelegraph.com)
submitted by v0atmage to Crypto 3 months ago (+0/-0)
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Russia bans crypto mining in multiple regions, citing energy concerns     (www.engadget.com)
submitted by Sal_180 to Crypto 4 months ago (+14/-5)
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Satoshi Nakamoto      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by UncleDoug to Crypto 4 months ago (+13/-0)
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https://files.catbox.moe/vgygdj.PNG

Man who says he invented bitcoin faces prison, after filing an insane $1.2 TRILLION lawsuit

Wright has long claimed to be the author of a 2008 white paper which was the foundational text for Bitcoin, published under the pseudonym "Satoshi Nakamoto".

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The hawk tuah skank made a shitcoin that just rugged her idiot fans for millions LOL. Because, of course 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡     (www.barstoolsports.com)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to Crypto 4 months ago (+15/-0)
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https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3533095/the-hawk-tuah-girl-launched-a-meme-coin-its-not-going-well

I agree with the chink in that first vid that this was likely the plan all along. The meme has never made any sense.
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BITCOIN BLEW PAST $100K & IS CURRENTLY $103K AT THE TIME OF THIS POST!     (coinmarketcap.com)
submitted by Scyber to Crypto 4 months ago (+3/-1)
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https://coinmarketcap.com/

YO WTF!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Etrade REALLY does not want you to trade crypto...     (Crypto)
submitted by Glowbright to Crypto 4 months ago (+3/-0)
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I had an old Etrade account from an old job that used it for distributing equity rewards. I left some funds there that I use for experimental trades and market whims... recently I got interested in what MicroStrategy was doing so I said fuck it and moved some funds into MSTR and as a hedge moved some others into a BTC ETF.

I kid you not, Etrade mailed me a fucking 104 page long info packet telling me how risky crypto is. LOL. I bought into MSTR @300
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Bitcoin Is Approaching $100k!     (coinmarketcap.com)
submitted by Scyber to Crypto 5 months ago (+2/-0)
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https://coinmarketcap.com/

This is big. Really fkn big for the crypto market. BTC may hit $100k before Thanksgiving.
I definitely think it'll hit $100k before Christmas.
Will Dogecoin be $1 by 4/20/25???
Only time will tell.
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Bitcoin Surpasses $80k as It Continues to Reach All Time Highs After Trump Victory     (coinmarketcap.com)
submitted by Scyber to Crypto 5 months ago (+12/-0)
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https://coinmarketcap.com/

The whole crypto market is rocketing - Doge is the highest it's been since November, 2021.
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Looks like the Trump effect on Bitcoin has it wanting to push to $80K or higher.      (www.tradingview.com)
submitted by Sector2 to Crypto 5 months ago (+8/-0)
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75k ATH let's fucking gooooo!     (cointelegraph.com)
submitted by v0atmage to Crypto 5 months ago (+2/-0)
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Don't buy/sell crypto in general but in particular do not use coinbase     (en.wikipedia.org)
submitted by titstitstits to Crypto 6 months ago (+3/-0)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coinbase#Custody_of_client_assets

Custody of client assets
In a May 2022 Form 10-Q filing, Coinbase stated that "because custodially held crypto assets may be considered to be the property of a bankruptcy estate, in the event of a bankruptcy, the crypto assets we hold in custody on behalf of our customers could be subject to bankruptcy proceedings and such customers could be treated as our general unsecured creditors".[124][125][126]
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I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED!      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to Crypto 7 months ago (+27/-0)
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Trump Passes Out Hamburgers at New York Bitcoin Bar Ahead of Rally     (breitbart.com)
submitted by v0atmage to Crypto 7 months ago (+6/-0)
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Madam Vice President ignores crypto in policy platform details     (secret3.com)
submitted by v0atmage to Crypto 7 months ago (+2/-0)
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Polkadot wants users to get a tattoo to prove their digital identity     (Crypto)
submitted by BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod to Crypto 8 months ago (+9/-0)
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https://cointelegraph.com/news/proof-of-ink-gavin-wood-tattoo-web3-privacy

Article is slightly confusing so to clarify: the algorithm produces the random number, and then you have to physically get that tattoo, it's not just a 'digital tattoo'.

Strange direction to take, it sounds like an utterly retarded idea that no one would do so why propose it unless there's a darker reason behind its push.
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AirBnB toll     (pomf2.lain.la)
submitted by UncleDoug to Crypto 8 months ago (+7/-0)
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Cryptominers rented an Airbnb, consumed $1500 in electricity: but made $100K in 3 weeks

An Airbnb host has been forced to change the rules of her property, after guests stayed for a few weeks and set up their crypto-mining rigs where they reportedly made $100,000+ while racking up a $1500 electricity bill for the Airbnb host.

Once Ashley received the $1500 electricity bill, she checked the external security cameras she has setup around her property, seeing multiple people taking at least 10 computers with them as they were leaving the Airbnb. Ashley said that the crypto-miners made over $100,000 mining cryptocurrency, but personally, I don't see how only 10 systems and $1500 of electricity usage would see the miners making $100,000.

LOL, FU Ashley.
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If bitcoin were treated like fiat...     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by v0atmage to Crypto 8 months ago (+14/-0)
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Let's go!     (cointelegraph.com)
submitted by v0atmage to Crypto 8 months ago (+3/-0)
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Dubious Claim: Mcafee is Still Alive in El Salvador     (bitcoinmagazine.com)
submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Crypto 9 months ago (+5/-0)
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Crypto goes completely unmentioned by CNNLOL     (cointelegraph.com)
submitted by v0atmage to Crypto 10 months ago (+3/-1)
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https://cointelegraph.com/news/biden-trump-debate-didnt-mention-crypto

And by the candidates themselves. Faggots. This should be Trump's campaign image: https://files.catbox.moe/zegnof.jpg