submitted by Scyber to Jokes3 weeksApr 11, 2024 09:33:29 ago (+21/-3) (Jokes)
Doctor: "I got your test results back and they're not good. How many covid vaccines did you get?"
Guy: I got 4 that were required for me to continue working, go on a cruise, go to a football game, and the 4th was a booster shot in order to attend a Trump rally. How bad is it, Doc?"
Doctor: "We found several tumors, the most malignant one is on your brain, and..."
That was a great joke on a couple different levels. But I'm too good a person to point out how they did this to themselves and in all good jokes there's a modicum of truth and all that. I'll just keep my mouf shut and sit in the corner and smile. 😁 since it's mostly liberals anyways.
Why is Great Awakening suddenly relevant. This is the 4th Great Awakening thing I've seen today and I haven't even been on the internet much today.
Can we just keep these people entirely irrelevant? They are all boomers that have progressed past being just dumb boomers to being partial dementia victims. Which means they are not long for this world. If we can just keep them irrelevant for a little longer the entire thing should literally die off in a couple of years.
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are you idiots literally laughing at a joke about yourselves?
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Can we just keep these people entirely irrelevant? They are all boomers that have progressed past being just dumb boomers to being partial dementia victims. Which means they are not long for this world. If we can just keep them irrelevant for a little longer the entire thing should literally die off in a couple of years.