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Puller_of_Noses

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"Twerking" is the Ultimate Achievement of Feminism. You Girls are "free" now! (Voatstapo)

submitted by Puller_of_Noses to Voatstapo 2 weeks ago

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This is satire.
Many of you don't understand satire.
Look at that ass!

What would Hobson do if Schrödinger charged too much for box with a pet cat? (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Puller_of_Noses to AskUpgoat 2 months ago

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We'll have Domed/Underground Cities in Antarctica way way Before We have a Mars or Lunar Colony. (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Puller_of_Noses to TellUpgoat 4 months ago

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Think about it.
There's free air. There's all the water you need. And you can get there by boat.
If you want to build a White city and never see another nigger or spic again, Antarctica is the last place to go.

Just beware of that Drakes Passage.

I've always hated nigger music. Tutty-Fruity-Oh Rudy. What kind of nigger shit is that? (music)

submitted by Puller_of_Noses to music 4 months ago

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The jews have been forcing nigger music down my throat all my life. Chubby Checker... Fats Domino... The Supremes... The Jackson 5... The Temptations... They all suck.

Alistair Ian Stewart is like a nigger. He loves them. And he sings like a nigger. Except he's from Scotland. And he sings like a White man. And his songs are historically interesting, unlike nigger music.

I really liked Hanno the Navigator. A song about a Phoenician captain exploring Africa in the 3rd century, BC.

...and Antarctica. https://yewtu.be/watch?v=tIUU8o3L8-o

I Could Have Lived My Whole Life Without Ever Hearing the Word "Paedophile". (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Puller_of_Noses to TellUpgoat 4 months ago

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Without context, and just knowing rudimentary Latin, I would have thought it meant "loving children". Pedo = children in Latin. Phile = love. Who doesn't love children? ...like ...remember being a child?
Thank God for good parents.
I hate perverts, jews and muslims.
They should be hanged from every lamppost in America and around the world. Our so-called governments are just havens for protecting paedophile criminal behavior.
And now... with the invention of the internet... Everyone knows it.
EVERYONE KNOWS!
...and like little lambs of God, we compy.
I don't know how good cops and good federal agents can continue to fight against this kind of evil all through their careers without going full Brenton Tarrant on the scumbags and the elite who are responsible. -That's your only job.- |||DESTROY EVIL|||
I know I would.
Those good cops and good federal agents should show them who's boss.

Slavery is another.
I could have lived my whole life without ever hearing the word "slavery".
What kind of sick motherfucker conceives of the idea of owning another person?
Oh, that's right, ...perverts, jews and muslims.

-5

You Americans are a Joke. All Those Guns. A Nigger Runs Over a Christmas Parade and It's Not a Hate Crime. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha (whatever)

submitted by Puller_of_Noses to whatever 5 months ago

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When a White man defends his home from a nigger invader, you think that's a "hate crime".
Pathetic.
You deserve to lose to niggers.

We're in a Species War and Jews are Tigers. Niggers are Rats. ...and we pray every day to be Lambs of Jesus. (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Puller_of_Noses to TellUpgoat 5 months ago

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Wake the fuck up, idiots.

Cell Phones Suck. -ding- We Used to Get Phone Service 24/7 back in the -ding ding- Good Old Days. Now, You Have to -ding ding-ding- Recharge it Every T (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Puller_of_Noses to TellUpgoat 5 months ago

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Once a civilization reaches a point where the children of that society can no longer expect to live as well as their parents, all bets are off.
We wanted peace. We gave you everything.
You niggers and (((....))) have declared war on us.
Bad move.

Bumper Sticker Spotted in Asbury Park, NJ in 1973 during the OPEC Oil Embargo due to Another Israeli War: "I'D RATHER HAVE GAS IN MY TANK THAN GOLDA MIER!" (Jews)

submitted by Puller_of_Noses to Jews 6 months ago

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These jews have been a pest for far too long.

Free Speech Gives Those Who are Anti-Free Speech a Platform to Speak, While a ZOG Considers any Criticism "Hate Speech" and Will Put You in Jail for Your Words. (NoticingThings)

submitted by Puller_of_Noses to NoticingThings 7 months ago

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We are living under a Zionist Occupied Government in the USA.

Bury My Heart at Isandlwana. (yewtu.be)

submitted by Puller_of_Noses to BasedMovies 8 months ago

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Even though Cy Enfield was a jew, he did make a great movie.

"Somebody Got to Take Responsibility For ME and ALL MY Children" - some ugly nigger cunt in florida (WakeUpWhitePeople)

submitted by Puller_of_Noses to WakeUpWhitePeople 8 months ago

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A Criminal Nigger on Drugs Dies While Being Arrested for Passing Counterfiet 20s and the Cop that Arrested It Gets 25 Years in Jail. (justice)

submitted by Puller_of_Noses to justice 8 months ago

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All jews need to be rounded up and deported to israel. They are not American citizens.

Many of my friends are Jews. Co-Workers. ...But Knowing What I Know Now, there is No Other Option. They All Have To Be Rounded Up and Deported. (Jews)

submitted by Puller_of_Noses to Jews 8 months ago

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They have to go.
They are not, and never will be, Americans. They are jews.

Their loyalty is to judaism. Judiasm is not a religion. It is a government without borders. A really, really bad government that allows slavery and child sacrifice; promotes it, in fact.

The jews have to go. They have to leave America. Their communist policies have damn near destroyed us. Jet tickets to israel... Cruise ships to the Med... It doesn't matter. They have to go.

The negro problem will be solved shortly thereafter.

Once the jews are gone, the niggers will go back to shuckin' an' jivin'. Then it will be easy to get them on ships to Africa. A thousand dollars each and they would jump at the chance to be away from the evil White man and his racist laws.

Niggers ain't shit without the jews.

I don't know who's running this site, but fuck atko and putt for shutting down on Christmas Day. (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Puller_of_Noses to TellUpgoat 8 months ago

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...that is all.

20 Year Roof, MY ASS! A Roof Should be Designed to Last Forever. (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Puller_of_Noses to TellUpgoat 9 months ago

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Asphalt Shingles are easy and cheap and effective, but a real roof is made by White craftsmen, and it will last a lifetime.
And then some.

You Know Why the Vet Doesn't Routinely Circumcise Dogs? (whatever)

submitted by Puller_of_Noses to whatever 9 months ago

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Because it's a crime to torture puppies.

-2

Why doesn't Generation A do anything? From 1973 - now, they represent the largest demographic in America. They don't work. They don't vote. They don't even call their moms on Mother's Day. (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Puller_of_Noses to AskUpgoat 10 months ago

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You know what the 'A' stands for in Generation A, right?

I have to admit, I'm getting pretty sick and tired of this shit... (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Puller_of_Noses to whatever 10 months ago

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s/music "Uncle Matthew" (just the lyrics) - Henry John Deutschendorf, jr (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Puller_of_Noses to music 1 year ago

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If you beg me, I'll post a link to the song itself.
Otherwise,

I had an uncle named Matthew
He was his father's only boy
Born just south of Colby, Kansas
He was his mother's pride and joy
Yes, and joy was just the thing that he was raised on
Love was just the way to live and die
Gold was just a windy Kansas wheatfield
And blue's just a Kansas summer sky
All the stories that he told me
Back when I was just a lad
All the memories that he gave me
All the good times that he had
Growin' up a Kansas farm boy
Life was mostly havin' fun
Ridin' on his daddy's shoulders
Behind a view beneath the sun
Yes, and joy was just the thing that he was raised on
Love was just the way to live and die
Gold was just a windy Kansas wheatfield
And blue's just a Kansas summer sky
Well, I guess there were some hard times
And I'm told some years were lean
They had a storm in forty-seven
A twister came and stripped them clean
He lost the farm and lost his family
He lost the wheat and lost his home
But he found a family Bible
Faith as solid as a stone
Yes, and joy was just the thing that he was raised on
Love was just the way to live and die
Gold was just a windy Kansas wheatfield
And blue's just a Kansas summer sky
So he came to live at our house
And he came to work the land
He came to ease my daddy's burden
And he came to be my friend
So I wrote this down for Matthew
And it's for him the song is sung
Ridin' on his daddy's shoulders
Behind a mule beneath the sun
Yes, and joy was just the thing that he was raised on
Love was just the way to live and die
Gold was just a windy Kansas wheat field
Blue's just a Kansas summer sky
Yes, and joy was just the thing that he was raised on
Love was just the way to live and die
Gold was just a windy Kansas wheatfield
Blue's just a Kansas summer sky.

White People Always Win the game of "Monopoly" if you Eliminate the Bankers. (whatever)

submitted by Puller_of_Noses to whatever 1.1 years ago

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Play it sometime without the bank.
Niggers always move into Mediterranean Ave and Baltic. Then they start fucking with Oriental and Connecticut.
Jews always buy up Boardwalk and Park Place.
Only once in a while does the rest of the board rise up and cast them all into the eternal lake of fire.

That's Monopoly.

Now how do you get rid of niggers and jews in world of warcraft? I meant in minecraft.

If you replace all the Italians with jews in the movie "The Godfather", "Godfather II" and "Godfather III", You'll have a better understanding of how they took over our country. (movies)

submitted by Puller_of_Noses to movies 1.1 years ago

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Their substitution of Italian mobsters as the ULTIMATE EVIL IN AMERICA fails when you realize that it was the fucking jews did 9/11.

This is where it all started. 1953. The jews using little White girls like adults for their Hollywood shows. "I Want a Hippopotomus for Christmas" - Gayla Peevey. (yewtu.be)

submitted by Puller_of_Noses to FatJewHate 1.2 years ago

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*"My mom says a hippo would eat me up but then.... Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian"*

Teacher is right. Hippos are vegetarians. But Mom is right. Hippos will rip you to pieces like niggers. Beware of hippos. Fuck those teachers. Beware of niggers.

After Zulu and Bantu, Khoisan and Tutsi, and all those other tribes of savage niggers in Africa, hippopotamus are the deadliest creatures in Africa.

Now you know.

You can thank me by never letting your guard down around niggers.

Now if you really want to hear a great song about hippos and fat people, look no further than Al Stewart. (the *Year of the Cat* guy). This is an epic song. It should be the anthem for FPH.

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=cQ84fxGTApk

Henry V. ...St. Chrispin's Day Speech. Greatest Shakespeare Rendition Ever. (inv.bp.projectsegfau.lt)

submitted by Puller_of_Noses to BasedMovies 1.2 years ago

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"Most humbly on my knee, I beg the leading of the bound."
"TAKE IT, brave York."
"...Now soldiers, march away. And how thou pleaseth God, dispose the day."

You'll never see this again.
King Henry will be a nigger in the next jew film on netflix.

WTF does this mean? MSPaint filename: Ambiguity. Do I hate jews who hate everyone or do I hate jew haters? (Anyone can wear this anywhere). lol (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Puller_of_Noses to whatever 1.2 years ago

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