GUYS. It happened. I KNEW this day would come eventually. There must be a higher power because this was destiny.
As some of you may be aware, one of my mottos is “Bullying: Early and Often”. So I just could NOT resist the opportunity!
Needless to say, I made sure to let the kid who looked like a fag, know that he looked like a fag, and to stop sounding like one.
I also made sure to let Fatty McGoo know, when he piped up, that he needs to put down to donuts and to get on a treadmill. Of course, he protested this, countering by saying “I’m not fat, I’m big boned”. I told him not to sugarcoat his weight problem because he might try to eat that, too.
If you weren’t bullied, it means no one cared enough to check your shit and introduce you to the fact that life isn’t fair and that people can be mean sometimes. When asked what about the kids who killed themselves for being gay, I laughed and said “Good”.
