Tuning:
E A D G B E
Key:
A
Capo:
no capo
[Verse 1]
A F#m7
A green plastic watering can
E D
For a fake Chinese rubber plant
A D
In the fake plastic earth
A F#m7
That she bought from a rubber man
E D
In a town full of rubber plans
A D
To get rid of itself
[Chorus]
Bm7
It wears her out..
A
It wears her out..
Bm7
It wears her out..
A
It wears her out
[Verse 2]
A F#m7
She lives with a broken man
E D
A cracked polystyrene man
A D
Who just crumbles and burns
A F#m7
He used to do surgery
E D
For girls in the eighties
A D
But gravity always wins
[Chorus]
Bm
And it wears him out..
A
It wears him out..
Bm
It wears him out..
Asus4 A
It weeeeeaaaars
[Verse 3]
A F#m7
She looks like the real thing
E D
She tastes like the real thing
A D
My fake plastic love
A F#m7
But I can't help the feeling
E D
I could blow through the ceiling
A D
If I just turn and run
[Chorus]
Bm7
And it wears me out
A
It wears me out
Bm7
It wears me out
A
It wears me out
[Outro]
Bm7
And if I could be who you wanted
A
If I could be who you wanted
Bm7
All the time..
A
All the time..
