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Me and wifey were driving along and all of a sudden a flapping noise. I stopped and sure enough I ran over a rubber bungy and the S-hook went into this near new tire. The strap beating round and round a few turns bent my fender well in. I got it back in place. Its about 85 degrees out. Me, being me, keep supplies in every vehicle we own. I told wife... I said, woman, get back in and sit in the AC and relax. I jumped out, got some plugs and pump out and do what I do. Had it fixed within a few minutes and airing the tire back up. I did have a little trouble getting that S-hook out. I had to bend it and it was metal so it was hard. I had to channel my anger to bend it. Put everything back and down the road we went. She said "you're the man. You fix everything". I said I told you this day one. I am the man. The last couple months I've had to fix a lot of stuff of ours and did so with keen ability and drive. I am the man. Its my job.

Forgot to mention that a cop stopped and asked if he could help. I said DON'T SHOOT! I CAN'T BREEVS!! and went back to doing what i was doing. He just looked at my wife and told her to have a great day. kek WTF is cop gonna do to help me?? I know better than to talk to a pig without a pack of lawyers.

FUCK ISRAEL & JEWS